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JunkFoodCraft Minecraft Server

4 days, addiction, Bender, Binge, cravings, Excessive, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, JunkFoodCraft, late night, Minecraft, overindulgence, Pleasure, porn, regret, sedentary, self-control, self-destructive, Server, temptation, tfw, Unhealthy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9038
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	1415	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Pig,” a pig so rare and precious that it’s rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and tissues because you never know when you’ll find yourself on a 4-day porn and junk food bender.

PrincessPestControl

animal attraction, animal companions, animated films, bug friends, bugs, cute animals, Disney characters, Disney magic, disney princesses, enchanted animals, fairy tale creatures, fairy tales, insect attraction, insect friends, magical creatures, magical princesses, princess fashion, Princesses, PrincessPestControl, spider companions, Spiders

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4519	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	98694	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

join dis server if u wanna see disney princesses fightin off bugs n spiders like a boss. u betta be ready for sum epic battles and magical moments. come join da fun and see who comes out on top – will it be cinderella or the creepy crawlies? only one way to find out, join now!

TipsyCraft: Age Defying Adventures

accelerated aging, addiction, Adventures, age, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, biological aging, cellular aging, chronic disease, Defying, DNA methylation, epigenetic markers, gene expression, health, histone modification, intervention, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, research, substance abuse, TipsyCraft, treatment program

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we got all the booze you could ever want! get ready to age like a fine wine as you drink your way through our virtual world. our players have found that after just three weeks of our treatment program, they start to reverse the aging process. forget botox, just grab a beer and join us for a wild ride!

Mungo Mania

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP Survival Multiplayer Hardcore Player vs Player Spawners Health Rewards Kill Lifesteal Shard High-stakes Encounter Resource Precious Double-edged sword Environment Defeat Players Buying, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	6711	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

MungoMania is not just any Minecraft server; it’s a lifesteal server. In this high-stakes environment, your health is your most precious resource. When you defeat another player, you steal their life, adding it to your own. But beware—every encounter is a double-edged sword. One wrong move, and you could find yourself on the losing end, watching helplessly as your hard-earned health slips away. The server also rewards players for kills, giving 100 shard per kill that can be later used for buying spawners

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CosplayCraft Minecraft Server

character cosplay, character costume ideas, Clive Rosfield, Clive Rosfield cosplay, COSPLAY, cosplay ideas., cosplay inspiration, cosplay suggestions, cosplaycraft, fantasy cosplay, FF characters, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy characters, Final Fantasy cosplay, gaming characters, gaming cosplay, Minecraft, Noctis, Noctis cosplay, RPG cosplay, Server, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	103	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Clive Rosfield and Noctis have joined forces to create a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).

Puppy Love Minecraft Server

adult content, animal roleplay, Anthropomorphic, CFD, Club of fuckable Dogs, Dog Boys, dog girls, drawfags, Erotica, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, Intersex dogs, Kinky, love, Minecraft, NERDY edition, NSFW, puppy, Roleplay, Server, taboo, writerfags

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	9069
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all writerfags and drawfags are welcome! But wait, there’s a twist – this is the “NERDY” edition! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have a secret underground society of fuckable Dogs. That’s right, you heard me. Post your favorite Dog girls, Dog Boys, and even Intersex dogs. But hold up, there’s a catch – no Feral allowed! And just to add a little spice, we have a strict rule that white women are not allowed. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild with our furry friends. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

TripSucksMC Server

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Concert, Disappointment, emotional, feeling neglected, feeling unheard, feeling unimportant, Frustration, Gratitude, inconsiderate, INVISIBLE, picky eater, quality time, relationship, selfish, Server, Surprise, TripSucksMC, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of feeling invisible in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and become the star of the show! We promise not to ignore your needs like this boyfriend did. In fact, we’ll go above and beyond to make sure you feel special and appreciated. Plus, our in-game shopping center is to die for – way better than any Asian food joint. So come on over and let us show you the love and attention you deserve!

SaverMenuSassCraft

ANNOYED, celebration, celebration dinner, Communication, Date night, DATING, Disappointment, Expectations, fancy restaurant, fine dining, Gratitude, high paid job, limited options, luxury dining., mid 6 figures, pre-ordered, saver menu, SaverMenuSassCraft, taster of the High life, ungrateful

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	3102
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you to the fanciest virtual restaurants to celebrate your achievements! Our server owner claims to have a virtual high-paying job, so you know you’ll be dining in style.

But beware, our owner may surprise you with a pre-ordered saver menu, offering only two virtual dinner options and desserts for a reduced price. Will you be able to handle the disappointment of not being able to order what you want in our virtual fancy restaurant?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of being told you’re ungrateful for not appreciating a virtual “taster of the High life”! Who needs real-life fancy restaurants when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the virtual feasts begin!

CraftyManPleasers

Affection, appreciation, care, Communication, Companionship, consideration, CraftyManPleasers, EASY, emotional connection, Gestures, Intimacy, Kindness, love, man, non-sexual, please, relationship, Respect, Support, thoughtful, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – pigs as your trusty steeds! But be careful, those chickens may look cute, but they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Dance the night away while avoiding explosive beats – literally!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss mob, the Enderdragon, who just so happens to be a master chef in his spare time. Rumor has it his fire breath makes for a killer BBQ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but isn’t that what makes it all the more fun?

PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free

acquits, acquitted, Corruption, Court, financial secrecy, fraud, free, International, investigation, Justice, Legal, Legal System, loophole, money laundering, offshore accounts, PanaCraft, panama, Panama Papers, papers, people, scandal, tax evasion, white collar crime

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

so, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way.