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  • CatCraft: No Fiancé Allowed!

    CatCraft: No Fiancé Allowed!

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    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

    So, there’s this couple, right? They’ve been together for like forever, but their relationship is as dry as a desert. They decide to move back in with their parents to work on themselves, but here’s the kicker – they have two cats, Mocha and Coffee Bean. Mocha is attached to the dude, but the chick ain’t having it. Why, you ask? Because his mom’s house is a literal garbage dump! Like, knee-deep in trash, rotting food, spiders, and cockroaches. Can you imagine poor Mocha living in that mess? No way, Jose!

    But wait, there’s more! The dude gets all overwhelmed when Mocha wants attention. He yells, he locks her out of rooms, he’s a mess. Meanwhile, the chick is a cat whisperer. She gives treats, she plays, she’s the ultimate cat mom. And guess what? The cats are legally hers! So, when she refuses to let him take Mocha, all hell breaks loose.

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than this cat drama, then hop on board! We’ve got virtual cats, virtual drama, and virtual chaos waiting for you. Don’t be a square, join us now!

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  • PotHeadz Minecraft Server

    PotHeadz Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as living with Alex? Look no further! Our server is filled with hoarders, rat infestations, and even feces-covered towels! Join us for a wild ride of stolen alcohol, rotting food, and constant drama. Who needs a clean and organized server when you can have all this madness instead? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! Remember, it’s not about being understanding, it’s about embracing the chaos!

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  • Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

    Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

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    Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

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  • BlockyBachelorPad

    BlockyBachelorPad

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    Are you tired of cluttered homes and hoarders taking over your space? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream home without any junk in sight.

    Imagine a world where you can actually see the windows in your house and not worry about tripping over random crap. Our server offers a clean slate for you to create the perfect living space, free from the hoarding madness.

    Don’t let your boyfriend’s mom’s hoarding habits ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server and build to your heart’s content without any clutter getting in your way. Trust us, you won’t find a single medication bottle or old paper in sight!

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the mess. Who knew escaping hoarding could be so fun and easy in Minecraft?

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  • GFsHouseNoWorkZone

    GFsHouseNoWorkZone

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!

    Need a break from helping your girlfriend renovate her deceased aunt’s nicotine-stained hoarder house? We’ve got you covered! Our server will transport you to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures.

    Forget about guilt trips and obligations – on our server, the only thing you’ll be obligated to do is have a good time! Plus, our virtual world is officially yours from the moment you join, no pending loans here!

    So ditch the real world responsibilities and join us for some much-needed escapism. Who needs to work on a house every night when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers instead? Join now and say goodbye to burnout and hello to endless fun!

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  • The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

    The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we organize our “kino” (that’s fancy talk for movies) in the most outrageous way possible.

    We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.

    But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?

    Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?

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  • HoarderSisNephewMiserableAITA

    HoarderSisNephewMiserableAITA

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my sister’s rodent-infested house? Look no further! Our server is overrun with mobs just like her home is overrun with rodents. But don’t worry, our mobs won’t leave droppings everywhere – just epic loot for you to collect!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through stacks of old food packages just like my sister’s cluttered house. Will you find hidden treasures or get lost in the maze of junk? The possibilities are endless!

    And just like my nephew Jim, who’s always trying to escape his house, you can escape reality by immersing yourself in our virtual world. Who needs two part-time jobs and volunteer work when you can slay dragons and build epic structures?

    So come join us on our server, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being a hoarder of diamonds and rare items – in fact, we encourage it! Let’s make Minecraft hoarding great again!

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  • BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

    🤪 Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns at every corner.

    😂 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a cast of characters straight out of a reality TV show? Well, here’s your chance! From antivaxxer brothers to hoarder moms, we’ve got it all!

    🤣 Join us and witness the epic tale of a brother who refused the covid shot, only to end up in an assisted living facility with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Will he ever learn to wheel himself in a wheelchair? Find out on our server!

    😜 And don’t miss the thrilling saga of a family torn apart by coddling and enabling. Will the aunt’s email guilt trip bring them together, or push them further apart? Only on our Minecraft server!

    🤪 So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? See you there! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Get a life on LumaMC… just not in real life. Survival, Towny, Jobs, and more!

    Get a life on LumaMC… just not in real life. Survival, Towny, Jobs, and more!

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    Features
    Towny
    mcMMO
    Custom Items
    Player-Based Economy
    Hoarder Plugin
    Ranks System
    Artmap Plugin
    Dynamic Seasons World
    Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing
    Jobs

    FAQ

    What is Towny?

    Towny is a plugin that allows players to establish and grow their own towns, form alliances, and build a community. It is also used as the main claiming system on LumaMC.

    How do I level up my skills with mcMMO?

    You can level up your skills by simply performing actions related to that skill. For example, mining will increase your Mining skill.

    What are Custom Items?

    Custom items on LumaMC are items that have special abilities and unique skills. These items add an extra layer of depth to the gameplay experience.

    How does the Player-Based Economy work?

    The Player-Based Economy on LumaMC allows players to engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics. It adds a dynamic element to the in-game economy.

    What is the Hoarder Plugin?

    The Hoarder Plugin allows players to sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.

    How does the Ranks System work?

    The Ranks System on LumaMC allows players to climb the ranks by earning different titles and abilities. It provides a sense of progression and achievement in the game.

    What can I do with the Artmap Plugin?

    The Artmap Plugin allows players to express their creativity with map designs and make their mark on the server. It gives players a platform to showcase their artistic talents.

    How does the Dynamic Seasons World work?

    The Dynamic Seasons World on LumaMC transforms based on the season, with times of day and weather syncing up to real life (Northern hemisphere). It adds realism and immersion to the gameplay experience.

    What are Fishing Competitions and Custom fishing?

    Fishing Competitions on LumaMC allow players to test their fishing skills and compete for rewards. Custom fishing means that fish caught in these competitions are unique and have special attributes.

    How can I earn cash with Jobs?

    Players can work jobs on LumaMC to earn cash and make their way up the ranks or become the richest player on the server. Jobs provide a way for players to earn in-game currency through various activities.

    Why should I choose LumaMC as my Minecraft server?

    LumaMC offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience with exclusive features and a vibrant community. Our server is continuously evolving with exciting content updates and events. We value player feedback and strive to create a collaborative space where every player can thrive and enjoy endless adventures.

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  • LumaMC: The Server Where Minecraft is Just a Fancy Way of Collecting Blocks

    LumaMC: The Server Where Minecraft is Just a Fancy Way of Collecting Blocks

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    Welcome to LumaMC!

    Features
    Towny: Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community!
    mcMMO: Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft.
    Custom Items: Enjoy our custom coded items that have special abilities and unique skills!
    Player-Based Economy: Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics!
    Hoarder Plugin: Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
    Ranks System: Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities.
    Artmap Plugin: Express your creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server!
    Dynamic Seasons World: Watch as the world transforms based on the season!
    Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing: Test your fishing skills and compete for rewards!
    Jobs: Work a job to earn cash and make your way up the ranks or become the richest player around!

    Why LumaMC? Whether you’ve been playing Minecraft for a long time or taking your first steps into Towny, LumaMC is your new home. We’ve crafted an inclusive space where every player, regardless of experience, can thrive and enjoy!

    🚀 Connect to LumaMC: Server IP: play.lumamc.net Discord: https://lumamc.net/chat Website: https://lumamc.net/ Map: https://map.lumamc.net/

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    What is Towny?Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage towns in Minecraft, with features like claiming land, forming alliances, and building a community.
    How does the Hoarder Plugin work?The Hoarder Plugin allows players to sell bulk items for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
    Can I join other players’ towns or nations?Yes, you can join other players’ towns or nations to build friendships and collaborate on projects.
    What are Custom Items?Custom Items are unique items with special abilities that have been coded specifically for LumaMC.
    How can I participate in Fishing Competitions?You can test your fishing skills and compete in Fishing Competitions to win rewards. Custom fish are also available.
    How does the Ranks System work?The Ranks System allows players to climb the ranks and earn different titles and abilities as they progress in the game.

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  • Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

    Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

    Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

    But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

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  • Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

    Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

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    Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

    But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

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  • The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

    2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

    3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

    4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

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  • Dub City Minecraft Server

    Dub City Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

    Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

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  • Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

    Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

    Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

    Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

    And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

    Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

    But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

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    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

    No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

    Features of the project:

    • Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

    • Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

    • Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

    • RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

    • Frequent updates and communication with the community

    • No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

    • Protection against griefing

    • Modern plugins and professionally configured server

    At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

    play.nightplaza.org

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  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

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