Hoarde Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BikeBoost SchoolCraft

BikeBoost, cycling, Doubling, education, empowerment, free bicycle distribution, Girls, girls education, Government, Impact, India, Infrastructure, Mobility, Rate, Rural, rural development, Schemes, School, school children, SchoolCraft, social change, Transportation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	124
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting a free bicycle from the government in India! except instead of a bike, u get to ride on virtual pigs and llamas while building epic castles and battling dragons! our server is so lit, it doubled the rate of players logging on and having a blast! especially for our girl gamers, who went from 4.5% to 11% of total players! so come join the fun and pedal your way to victory on our server!

Starlight SMP: Where building blocks is the main thing, unless you’re a creeper 🌟🚫💣 #CreeperFreeZone

bedrock, blocks, Bluemap, building, Claims, Community, Cracked, creeper, CreeperFreeZone, Cross-Play, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, hermitcraft, java, Main, Minecraft, Origins, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Starlight, Towny, Updates, Website, Youre

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Starlight SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Starlight SMP! A Minecraft server with unique features and a welcoming community.

Key Features

Origins	Choose from a variety of unique origins with abilities and challenges.
Towny	Build and manage your own town, form alliances, and conquer with friends.
Toggleable PvP	Switch between peaceful building and intense battles at any time.
Economy	Earn, trade, and grow your wealth with a balanced economy system.
Frequent Updates	Constantly adding new content to keep gameplay fresh and exciting.

Why Choose Starlight SMP?

Active Staff: Experienced staff always online to help.
Inviting Community: Join a welcoming community of players.
Cross-Platform: Available on Bedrock, Java, and Cracked versions.

Join us today and be a part of something special!

Additional Information

IP: starlight.mcserv.fun
Discord: Join Discord
Website: Visit Website
Bluemap: View Bluemap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address [starlight.mcserv.fun] and the port 25565 in your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on this server with friends?

A: Yes! You can create towns, alliances, and play together with your friends on Starlight SMP.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is toggleable, allowing players to choose whether they want to engage in battles or not.

Q: Are there rules for the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines.

KarenCraft: Letting Entitled Women Run Wild! Minecraft Server

Accountability, Australia, Canada, cultural shifts, entitled, entitled behavior, entitled women, family dynamics, Gender Roles, interrupting, Karen epidemic, KarenCraft, Karens, letting, Minecraft, real-life interactions, refusing to admit wrong, RUN, Server, societal norms, societal trends, southern states, traditional family values, white women, Wild, Women, workplace dynamics

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	9932
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Karens in real life? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is Karen-free guaranteed! No more arguing, no more interruptions, just pure gaming fun without the drama.

Join our server and escape to a world where Karens don’t exist. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for precious resources without any Karens trying to ruin your day. It’s like a virtual paradise away from the chaos of the real world.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to Karens forever. Trust us, your sanity will thank you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns Karens into friendly villagers – now that’s a game-changer!

Politically Incorrect SMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – What are the Creeper Cultural Implications of this Lovely Server?

celebrity status, CONSERVATIVE, creeper, Cultural, cultural implications, culture, Edition, Fame, Identity, Ideology, image, Implications, Incorrect, influence, Lovely, lovely young lady, Media, Minecraft, national celebrity, political implications, Politically, Politics, public figure, public opinion, reputation, right wing icon, Server, smp, Social Impact, society

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Mines Excavated:	1122	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	269
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5387

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us and witness the rise of a young lady who went from Minecraft nobody to national celebrity and right wing icon!

Watch as she builds an empire of diamond blocks and conquers the hearts of players everywhere with her controversial building techniques and enchanting personality. Will she start a revolution in the world of Minecraft politics? Will she become the ruler of the server? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness such a crazy and unpredictable storyline unfold right before your eyes? Join now and be a part of the madness!

WifeCraft Minecraft Server

chore expectations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deep cleaning, DISHES, division of labor, emotional reactions, Frustration, grad school dropout, household chores, household cleanliness, household responsibilities, job market, Job Search, Marriage, Minecraft, pet care, relationship dynamics, Server, vacuuming, WifeCraft, working from home

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8425
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations with your virtual blocks!

Join us for a chance to experience a world where chores magically do themselves and you never have to worry about bad odors or dirty dishes. Our server is so advanced, it even has a virtual dog that doesn’t shed at all – no more vacuuming necessary!

Don’t be the AH in your own Minecraft world, come join us and let your imagination run wild without any real-life drama getting in the way. Who needs deep cleaning when you can just build a castle instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

WifeWearWoesMC

body autonomy, clothing choice, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, government accountability, LGBTQ, personal boundaries, privacy, Respect, Self-expression, sexism, sexual harassment, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, victim blaming, WifeWearWoesMC, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Divine Spears Created:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear whatever you want without fear of creeps taking photos? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of what they choose to wear in-game. We have strict rules against any form of harassment or creepy behavior, so you can focus on building and exploring without any worries.

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where you can express yourself freely through your character’s outfits. Whether you prefer short skirts, short shorts, low cut tops, or even leggings (yes, we count those as revealing), you’ll find a welcoming environment here.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so secure, even the government can’t spy on us. So you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted eyes watching. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures along the way (just watch out for any creepers, both in-game and out).

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, fabulous outfits. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NostalgiaCraft

arcade games, Cherished moments, childhood memories, classic gaming, console gaming, emotional connection, favorite games, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school games, personal nostalgia, Reminiscing, retro gaming, sentimental, Throwback, video games, vintage gaming

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	8281	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Remember that time you spent hours building your dream house in Minecraft, only to have it blown up by a creeper? Well, imagine a server where creepers are banned and your house is safe from their explosive antics! Join our server and never fear the wrath of those green meanies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch one, your riches will be endless!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the elusive Enderdragon Egg, said to grant the player ultimate power and control over the server. Just watch out for the mischievous villagers who will stop at nothing to steal it from you!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of building, exploring, and laughing your way through the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Putin’s Pixelated Plots

authoritarian regime, control, demise, Endurance, influence, international relations, leadership, Longevity, Manipulation, opposition, pixelated, Plots, political longevity, power struggle, predictions, Putins, resilience, resistance, Russian politics, speculation, uncertainty, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Enchantments Applied:	138
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Towns Built:	10

come join our minecraft server where vladimir putin himself rules with an iron fist! he rides around on a giant bear, throwing potatoes at anyone who dares challenge his power. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the inevitable zombie apocalypse that vladimir putin has been warning us about for years. he even has a secret stash of vodka hidden away for emergencies.

if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of vladimir putin riding a unicorn through the enchanted forest. rumor has it that he’s actually a wizard in disguise, using his magical powers to keep the server running smoothly.

so come join us on the endless ends of vladimir putin and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind minecraft experience!

Monkey Island Minecraft Server

3D Graphics, 90s games, adventure game, classic games, graphic style, humor, ISLAND, lucasarts, Minecraft, MONKEY, monkey island, Nostalgia, nostalgia gaming, old fags, old games, picture book style, point-and-click, Puzzles, references, retro gaming, return to monkey island, Server, video game

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past with a modern twist!

Join us and relive the nostalgia of the 90s with our unique gameplay that will make you feel like a kid again. Our puzzles will challenge your mind and our humor will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our graphic style is so wacky and wild, you’ll be questioning reality itself. Say goodbye to clean and polished graphics, because we’ve got that unclean, angled picture book style that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HackCraft SMP – Homebrew and Hacking Shenanigans

3DS, aroma beta, atmosphere, endgame exploit, goldHEN, HackCraft, HACKING, Henlo, homebrew, libhijacker, luma3DS, og xbox, PPPwn, ps3, ps4, PS5, SDUSB, Shenanigans, smp, Switch, tiramisu, vita, Wii U

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re so wild that players literally can’t leave their houses because the thread dies if they do. Join us for a rollercoaster of events and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is like no other, with safe firmwares that will blow your mind. From 3DS exploits to Vita hacks, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t even get us started on the OG Xbox exploit that was released – it’s like a game changer on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy news updates like the Aroma Beta-22 for Wii U and the GoldHEN 2.4b17.3 for PS4/PS5. Plus, who could forget the Twilight Menu++ 27.6.0 for DSi/3DS – it’s a game library on steroids.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that’s so off-the-wall that players are literally trapped in their virtual homes? Come join the madness and see for yourself – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.