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ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Enchantments Applied:	108	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Divine Spears Created:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

IndoCraft Freebies Minecraft Server

45b, ambitious, community support, economic stimulus, food assistance, food program, food security, free meal plan, freebies, government program, hunger relief, IndoCraft, Indonesia, meal distribution, meal subsidy, Minecraft, nutrition program, poverty alleviation, poverty reduction, public policy, Server, social development, social welfare, sustainable initiative

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU LIKE FREE MEALS? OF COURSE YOU DO, WHO DOESN’T? WELL, GUESS WHAT? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS GIVING AWAY $45 BILLION WORTH OF FREE MEALS! THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FEAST LIKE A KING WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM CASTLE IN THE GAME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNEL FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND IT AND YOU’LL BE RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY GHOSTS? BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY QUITE FRIENDLY ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. THEY MIGHT EVEN HELP YOU DEFEND YOUR BASE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EAT LIKE A KING, MINE LIKE A PROSPECTOR, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH GHOSTS. IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, BUT WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

LitaniCraft: No Hezbollah Allowed

Allowed, border, Ceasefire, collapse, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, LitaniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Truce, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and lebanon! 😂 if you don’t join, the truce might collapse like a noob’s dirt house in a thunderstorm ⚡️⛏️ we got more action than hezbollah trying to withdraw to the north of the litani river 🚀 join us for crazy battles, epic builds, and more chaos than herobrine on a sugar rush 🍭💥 don’t miss out on the fun, join now before things get more wild than a creeper in a redstone factory! 🤪 #minecraftmadness

Alien Crafters United

Alien, aliens, citizenship, Crafters, extraterrestrial beings, foreign entities, government regulations, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, immigration policies, intergalactic visitors, legal aliens, legal classification, legal status, Legal System, legal terminology, non-citizens, non-human beings, outer space, United, visitors from space

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this totally epic minecraft server, when suddenly, aliens from another planet land in america, but get this, they’re not even considered illegal aliens because they’re like, from out of this world, man.

join our server and experience the craziest adventures you could ever imagine, from battling aliens to building epic bases in outer space. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

so, like, why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft community out there? come join us and let’s make some out-of-this-world memories together!

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 93187647, Chat, Communication, Digital, discussion, forum, forum thread, Haven, internet, message board, Numbers, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, PIXEL, Previous thread, social media, Technology, Thread, thread history, thread number, virtual discussion

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Votes:	2548
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Because on this server, you can build a house made entirely of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers.

And get this, on this server, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can party with skeletons and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions and less Oompa Loompas.

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

43°F, aita, back rent, Costs, CraftyRoomie, Friend, gas, Heartless, hypothermia, lift home, Minecraft, MONEY, not talking, popular fast food chain, refusal, roommate, Server, South, stranded, Uber, work

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4677
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this roommate situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: 1. Need a break from roommate drama? Our server is the perfect escape! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through icy biomes with the fear of hypothermia (just kidding, we have cozy virtual fireplaces). 3. Make friends who won’t leave you stranded at work or owe you rent (unless you count virtual diamonds as rent). 4. Explore a world where the temperature drops to a bone-chilling 43°F (that’s practically Antarctica in Minecraft terms).

So come join us and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who knows, you might even find a friend who won’t call you heartless for not sending an Uber.

PrideCraft: No Flagging Down!

acceptance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conservative background, flag display, flagging, friend conflict, friendship, Individuality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, parenting, personal space, pride, pride flag, PrideCraft, Respect, Self-expression, Support, tolerance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Emeralds Found:	491	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flags are a hot topic of debate! Join us for the most intense flag-raising drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. We promise that putting up a flag in our server is way easier than in real life – no hour-long struggles here!

Just like in the real world, our server is filled with friends who may have some interesting requests. Will you take down your virtual lesbian flag to avoid awkward encounters with conservative players and their virtual grandparents? Or will you stand your ground and let your flag fly high, causing virtual tantrums and drama?

Join us for a wild ride of flag-related shenanigans and virtual arguments. Who knew a simple flag could cause so much chaos? Don’t miss out on the flag-tastic fun – join our server now!

Mystic Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analytics, audience targeting, booyakasha, branding, content strategy, Conversion, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, Isles, keywords, list, long tail, mystic, online presence, Optimization, performance tracking, phrases, search terms, Seo, tags, VISIBILITY

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ores Mined:	1437
Secret Passages Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is off the chain, like seriously off the chain. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring. And our mobs? They’re so lit, they’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a horror movie. Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Great Wall of China look like a picket fence. So come on, join us and let’s get this party started! Peace out, my blocky brethren.

CatCrafters United

animal abuse, apartment, automatic feeder, cat, CatCrafters, Financial, fixed stipend, grad students, inconsistent work, Lease, living arrangements, loans, moving out, overreacting, pet sitter, roommate, Shoes, TAing, United, WIBTA, winter break

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving your cat alone for 3 weeks? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in to find that your virtual pet has been left unattended for weeks, just like Mia’s poor cat. But don’t worry, we won’t let your virtual shoes get ruined by angry animals – unless you’re into that kind of chaos!

Just like Mia’s mysterious cat sitter, our server is full of surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world? Maybe you’ll even stumble upon an automatic feeder with a camera – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready for some drama, questionable decisions, and the occasional shoe-ruining incident, join our server now! Who needs a stable living situation when you can have this level of excitement?

Endo Can Make Glioblastoma Grow!

blood vessel lining, Blood vessels, brain tumor treatments, brain tumors, cancer cell growth, cancer resistance, endo, Endocan, endothelial cell activation, endothelial cells, Glioblastoma, glioblastoma cells, grow, PDGFRA, protein activation, receptor activation, standard therapies, therapy resistance, treatments, tumor cell resistance, tumor growth, Tumor-secreted protein, tumor-secreted protein research

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a tumor-secreted protein for your gaming experience! Our world is produced by the endothelial cells of creativity, activating your gamer receptors to drive your gameplay to new heights! We got glioblastoma levels of fun that will make you resistant to leaving your computer screen. Plus, our standard therapies include epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a tumor’s grip on your brain. So come join us and let’s grow this server together, one block at a time!

Enchanted Kinship 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, anime culture, anime tropes, blood related, cousin incest, cousin love, cousin marriage, cousin relationships, Cultural differences, Enchanted, family bonds, family dynamics, forbidden love, imouto, Kinship, legal marriage, Manga, manga themes, romantic relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo relationships

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	167
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	1226
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	661
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than cousin incest in manga/anime!

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships that are as confusing as a harem anime plot twist.

Explore a world where anything is possible, even marrying your cousin (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our wacky community, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like a tsundere character’s mood swings.

So come on, join us for a gaming experience that will make you question reality more than a time-traveling isekai protagonist.