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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Votes:	7169
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	140	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	76	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	98
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

MineModulate

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