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Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server

1. Faces of Intelligence, 10. Wisdom, 11. Knowledge, 12. Insight, 13. Understanding, 14. Perception, 15. Cognition, 16. Intellect, 17. Brainpower, 18. Mental, 19. Psyche, 2. Intelligence, 20. Thoughtful., 3. Faces, 4. Portrait, 5. People, 6. Emotions, 7. Expressions, 8. Human, 9. Mind, Crafty, faces, Int, lolz, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further than /faces of int/! This server is like a virtual plastic surgery clinic for your Minecraft character – you can change your face as often as you change your underwear (hopefully more often though, hygiene is important).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Faceless Bandit, a mysterious figure who roams the land stealing faces from unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them and steal their face instead?

Join us on /faces of int/ for a face-swapping, face-stealing, face-melting good time! Just make sure to bring some extra faces with you, you never know when you might need a quick change.

Crafty Woke Gamers

#go woke, #make a morbillion dollarydoos, #win every award under the sun, achievement, AMBITION, Awards, bros, brotherhood, Business, Crafty, dreams, Entrepreneurship, Gamers, goals, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, motivation, recognition, success, wealth, winning, Woke

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	160	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

attraction, Boyfriend, creeper, Crush, CURSE, cute bf, desire, dreamy, explode, Focus, handsome, Happiness, infatuation, Life, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Movie, ovulating, relationship goals, Romantic, Stories, yearning

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Votes:	9972
Animals Bred:	140	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

2024.., animation, Anime, cute, Edition, episodes, Fairies, FairyCraft, fansub, FANTASY, hurtful, lolz, long trail, magical creatures, Magical Girls, need subs, no fansub, Rilu, Rilu Rilu Fairilu, sad, still waiting, subbed, UNSUBBED, Waiting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

blocky, colors, Crafty, Craziness, design, Flag, Flags, Green.., History, iran, Islamic Republic, Land, MIDDLE EAST, national emblem, national flag, national identity, national pride, national symbol, new, Persian culture, political statement, red, redesign, revolution, Symbolism, White

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	4922
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

Birthday, blocky, bonanza, celebration, deserving, Ens, Event, family, Friends, Fun, HOURS, Long, minecrafty, Party, pebbles, Special, streaming, Support

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

#generalwill, #thatsall, #thereistoit, #wantstosee, Crafty, general, lol, McCraftface, noone, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Votes:	8121	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!