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Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

anger, Angry, attractive, attractive people, bitterness, dark thoughts, destructive thoughts, emotional triggers, emotional turmoil, envy, hatred, inner conflict, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, negative feelings, people, Resentment, Revenge, self-destructive behavior, smp, toxic emotions, uncontrollable rage, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Votes:	5714
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

FactNinjaMC SMP

amazing fact, cool fact, Did you know, education, fact discovery, fact enthusiasts, fact lovers, fact sharing, fact sharing community, FactNinjaMC, factoid, fun fact, Interesting fact, knowledge, learning, mind-blowing fact, random fact, Share, shareable, smp, tidbit, Trivia

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	310	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

LadyCraftBoss

Assertiveness, Communication, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, LadyCraftBoss, leadership, modern relationships, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal growth, physical intimacy, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, traditional roles, Trust, Vulnerability, woman in control

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5203
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Pixel Pals Paradise

accessibility, automatic translation, digital age, global connectivity, internet, internet accessibility, language barrier, language diversity, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language support, language translation, linguistic barriers, Multilingual, online communication, online content, PALS, Paradise, PIXEL, Technology, translation tools, web browsing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	298516	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

clinicians, cumulative hardships, depressive symptoms, early-life trauma, end-of-life pain, final years, Loneliness, Pain, parents, Patients, physical abuse, pixels, TraumaCraft, Treatment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

10. Australian cigarette laws, 11. Nicotine intake, 12. Smoking habits, 13. Inhaling smoke, 14. Cigarette prices, 15. Smoking regulations, 16. Lung health, 17. Smoking misconceptions, 18. Chain smoking, 19. Vodka and smoking, 2. Nicotine addiction, 20. Throat irritation., 3. Smoking techniques, 4. Bali holiday, 5. Cigarette brands, 6. Camel Blue cigarettes, 7. Indonesian cigarettes, 8. Nicotine levels, 9. Health risks of smoking, cigarettes, Minecraft, Server, smoking, smoking cigarettes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Potions Brewed:	90
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	3367	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

BDSM lifestyle, Beta, Betas, cuck, dominant women, fetish community, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetish talk, financial control, financial domination, financial slaves, findom, kinky conversations, Loli, miiseyle, Minecraft, online domination, paypig, paypigs, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, submissive paypigs, taboo desires, Talk

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BlockBreakersUnited

BETRAYAL, BlockBreakersUnited, boundaries crossed, Cheating, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ending a friendship, ending a relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, irreparable damage, lack of communication, lack of trust, last straw, Manipulation, moving on, neglect, toxic behavior, Ultimatum

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

airstrikes, Beirut, BlockBlasters, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, escalation, Heavy strikes, international relations, Israel, Lebanon campaign, LebanonEdition, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tension, TURMOIL, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

“Youth, 18-24-year-olds, addiction, Adult, Adults, Behavior, e-cigarettes, Edition, england, health, nicotine, non-smokers, Prevention, public health, Rise, smoking, statistics, tobacco, trends, VapeCrafters, Vaping, vaping culture, young, young adults

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	812
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Votes:	8078
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!