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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9931 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5009 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!
So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!