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Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crops Grown:	9724
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mines Excavated:	3314
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	191	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	95984	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	563
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	207
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	4492

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!