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Kick and Kill: EBC-46 HIV Cure
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA SECRET FDA-APPROVED DRUG CALLED EBC-46 DAT CAN KICK AND KILL ALL DA VIRUSES IN DA GAME! U CAN REACTIVATE DEM DORMANT VIRUS CELLS AND TARGET DEM WITH IMMUNOTHERAPY! BE DA HERO OF DA SERVER AND SAVE EVERYONE FROM DA VIRUS APOCALYPSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND LET’S KICK SOME VIRUS BUTT TOGETHER! #VIRUSFREE #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS -
BlockyHeart Risk Study: Underrated Cardio Events
come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that cardiovascular risk models are underestimating the true danger of heart attacks and strokes for key populations like women and black men!our server is so lit that even the scientists in the REPRIEVE trial are shook by our findings. we have uncovered the truth about the hidden dangers lurking in high-income countries, and we are here to expose them all in the world of minecraft!
if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement and adrenaline-fueled adventures, then this is the server for you. join us now and be prepared to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where cardiovascular events are just around the corner. who knew that minecraft could be so heart-stoppingly thrilling? come find out for yourself!
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HIV+Craft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and even a secret underground bunker full of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! -
HIV-BlockerCraft
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that experts say it’s like getting a twice-yearly injection that gives you 100% protection against creepers and zombies! it’s like, stunning, bro!imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds! on this server, the sky’s the limit, literally, because we have a mod that lets you fly to the moon and back in less than a minute!
oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn as a mount? yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS! and they shoot rainbows out of their eyes, so you can defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.
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SeduceCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to win is by seducing your own gender-swapped alter ego! Imagine a world where you have to woo yourself but in a totally different body – it’s like a twisted dating sim meets Minecraft adventure. Will you be able to resist your own charm and win the game? Join now and find out! Plus, rumor has it that if you succeed, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the ultimate player on the server. So come on, give in to your inner seducer and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate challenge! -
TrumpCraft: Still the Same!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself couldn’t resist joining after the shooting incident. Rumor has it he’s building a wall around his base to keep out all the creepers. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft politics you’ve ever seen! -
JewCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for justice like those argentinians in buenos aires!!! we are like superheroes but in blocky form!!! we will avenge the 85 people who died in the attack on the jewish community center!!! we will build monuments and statues in their honor!!! join us and be a part of this epic quest for justice!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so come on and join us, it’s gonna be lit!!! -
BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!
come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!