our server is so lit that even the scientists in the REPRIEVE trial are shook by our findings. we have uncovered the truth about the hidden dangers lurking in high-income countries, and we are here to expose them all in the world of minecraft!
if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement and adrenaline-fueled adventures, then this is the server for you. join us now and be prepared to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where cardiovascular events are just around the corner. who knew that minecraft could be so heart-stoppingly thrilling? come find out for yourself!
imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds! on this server, the sky’s the limit, literally, because we have a mod that lets you fly to the moon and back in less than a minute!
oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn as a mount? yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS! and they shoot rainbows out of their eyes, so you can defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers wear top hats, and pigs ride on saddled chickens. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a pet dragon. Yes, you heard that right, a PET DRAGON.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to “only player syndrome” forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of your pet goldfish using only diamond blocks.
Our community is filled with players who have the most bizarre behaviors and attitudes, like one player who insists on only communicating in dolphin noises or another who believes they are actually a wizard in real life.
So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urges to wear a chicken costume in public that may occur while playing on our server.)
our server is located in a post-apocalyptic city where the birds have mutated into super bacteria carriers. explore the polluted rivers and landfill sites filled with dangerous bacteria, but don’t worry, you can always build yourself a hazmat suit out of diamond blocks to protect yourself.
join us now and experience the thrill of fighting off antibiotic-resistant birds while trying to survive in a city overrun by mutated creatures. it’s like a science fiction movie, but with more crafting and less plot coherence. come on, what are you waiting for? the birds are waiting for you!
| Version | 1.20.6 and later |
|---|---|
| Features | Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena |
| IP | SlothSMP.Com |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft is supported on the server? | Version 1.20.6 and later |
| What features does the server offer? | Land claims, rewarding rank system, dynamic economy, dedicated PvP arena |
| Is the server peaceful outside of PvP arena? | Yes, we aim to keep things peaceful outside of PvP battles |
Join us if you dare to explore the hidden secrets of a land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that our server is home to a tribe of talking creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.
But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One player even claimed to have been turned into a block of cheese for a whole week!
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this land, anything is possible!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a trapper in the virtual world! Have you ever lured unsuspecting players into your devious traps? Have you ever laughed maniacally as they fell for your cleverly disguised pitfalls? Well, now is your chance to shine as the ultimate trapper on our server!
But beware, for the tables may turn on you! One time, a player thought they had trapped me in a pit of lava, but little did they know I had a secret escape route hidden beneath a fake block. I emerged unscathed and proceeded to prank them back tenfold!
So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT), then join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just become the master trapper of the server!
Looking for a place to escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Leave your family feuds behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest structures and defeating the toughest mobs.
Join us and let go of any lingering grudges, just like our player who refused to babysit their nephew because of a statement made 6 years ago. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes?
So come on down to our server and leave your troubles at the door. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off!
Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!
With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.
And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!