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| Server Name | ResortCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
| Description | A very simplistic Minecraft server for players who enjoy gameplay from 2011/2012 |
| IP | ResortCraft.r2f.co |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY |
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on ResortCraft.
A: Yes, players must adhere to the server’s rules which can be found on the Discord server.
A: ResortCraft is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it only has minimal plugins for essential functionalities.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to form their own factions and communities within the server.
A: PvP is allowed, but players should only engage in combat with mutual consent.
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