hitwoman Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

Assassin, Cinema, classic film, contract killer, contract killing, crime film, dark comedy, Dorothy, Dorothy Gale, Dorothy Gale movie, FAMOUS, fictional character, film character, film industry, Gales, hired assassin, hit job, hitwoman, iconic, Killer, movie character, Protagonist, The Wizard of Oz

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	942477	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	268
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	89
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

CREEPERS, current events, disaster management, emergency response, eruption alert, explode, flows, geological events, geology, Indonesia, Indonesia eruption alert, Indonesia news, Indonesia volcano, lava, natural disaster, News, volcanic activity, volcanic activity alert, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption update, volcano alert, volcano eruption, VolcanoCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/700	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Votes:	6490	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	6940	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!

KawaiiCraft – Where Cuties Rule the World

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Cuties, EONIA, Ephemira, esl, general, Hanamizuki, Heaven, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, kawaii Friends, KawaiiCraft, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, live concert, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, merchandise, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Nene’s pet crustacean Kani, novamore, phase connect, Pixelink, Prism, production, Ran Tsukiha, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi, rule, Shee Icho, song covers, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, world, Yuno Hanaki

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ores Mined:	7020	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Emeralds Found:	4682
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with kawaii madness and virtual concerts that will blow your mind. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!

ArachnoCraft: Where Spiders Rule the Minecraft World!

#videogames, arachnids, ArachnoCraft, Arachnophobia, creepy crawlies, creepy video game creatures, digital arachnids, eight-legged creatures, fear, Gaming, gaming anxiety, gaming fear, Minecraft, Phobia, rule, Scared, Spiders, video game fears, video game phobias, video game spiders, virtual arachnids, virtual fears, virtual spiders, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/500	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of being scared of spiders in video games? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have turned all the spiders into adorable, fluffy kittens! That’s right, no more creepy crawlies trying to attack you, just cute little kittens meowing around. Join us and never fear spiders in video games again!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we turn griefers into BFFs

be happy, Be Kind, BFF’s, CraftyCreeperz, Enjoy, Friends, Griefers, Happiness, hatred, joy, Life, life is short, love, make, make memories, outside, Peace, Positive, relationships, short, Socialize, Turn, Unity, Wasteland

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Star Shards Collected:	228
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of the real world and all its drama? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind. Why waste time making friends in the real world when you can make friends with pixelated chickens and cows instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn you’ll ever see – and if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride it into battle against evil creepers! So why wait? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

NiceGuysFinishCraft

appreciation, compassion, Contentment, fulfillment, Gladness, Good Vibes, good-hearted, gratefulness, Happiness, Harmony, joy, Kindness, living happily, love, NiceGuysFinishCraft, niceness, nicest person, Peace, positive outcome, positivity, winning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Towns Built:	8	Buildings Constructed:	41

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the mean players always seem to come out on top? Well, fear not, because on our server, only the nicest players reign supreme! Join us and experience a world where kindness is key and where the friendliest player gets to rule the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who prove themselves to be the most generous and helpful. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just show the unicorn that you’re willing to lend a hand to your fellow players and it’s yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. But here’s the catch – only those who spread joy and positivity throughout the land will be able to uncover its location. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest, kindest, and most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!

ZombieCraft: Because who needs sleep when you can mine all night?

anxiety, bedtime routine, burning the midnight oil, exhaustion, insomnia, late night, night, night owl, overthinking, productivity, restlessness, self-care, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleep schedule, sleepless nights, tiredness, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, ZombieCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you up all night with excitement! Who needs sleep when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or bed, if you’re playing from there)?

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going to work tomorrow because you’ll be too busy building the most insane creations you’ve ever seen. From towering castles to pixelated masterpieces, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who needs a job when you can become the richest player on the server by mining diamonds like a pro?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to sleep and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your boss might)!

Creepers Gone Wild

addiction, buying drugs, CREEPERS, criminal activity, dangerous situation., drug culture, drug dealer, drug trade, illegal drugs, illegal substances, illicit substances, law enforcement, recreational narcotics, risky behavior, shady dealings, sketchy encounter, street drugs, substance abuse, transaction, underground market, Wild

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7686	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7438	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a recreational narcotics merchant in your area! That’s right, you can trade all your diamonds for some sweet, sweet potions that will make your gameplay even more epic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature will guide you through the treacherous lands of Minecraft with its impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop? Legend has it that Porkchop will grant you three wishes if you can find him and offer him a golden carrot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life! Just watch out for those creepers – they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies at the worst possible moment.

Momiji’s ChillCraft

autumn leaves, beauty, calming, Chillcraft, Cozy, foliage, Japan, meditation, mindfulness, momiji, Momijis, Nature, orange, Peaceful, red, Relaxing, Seasonal, Serene, Soft, Tranquil, Yellow, zen

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to kick back, relax, and let your inner zen flow? Look no further than Soft, relaxing Momiji! Our server is like a virtual spa for your mind, body, and blocky soul.

Join us for daily yoga sessions in the virtual sunflower fields, where you can stretch your pixelated limbs and find your inner peace. Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Momiji tree, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to players who can speak in emoji. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join Soft, relaxing Momiji today and experience Minecraft like never before. Namaste, my blocky brethren.

Cheater’s Paradise: Where love and blocks collide!

blocks, Cheaters, Cheating, collide, Commitment, communication breakdown, confusion, desire, difficult decisions, emotional turmoil, fear of loneliness, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Intimacy, long-term consequences, love, loyalty, Paradise, personal boundaries, relationship problems, self worth, Struggling, temptation, trust issues

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! We promise no cheating girlfriends here, only blocks and mobs to keep you entertained. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server increases your chances of finding true love in the virtual world. Who needs physical contact when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? Join us now for a love story like no other!