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Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Potions Brewed:	168
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

Starlight SMP: Where building blocks is the main thing, unless you’re a creeper 🌟🚫💣 #CreeperFreeZone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mines Excavated:	2280	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Starlight SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Starlight SMP! A Minecraft server with unique features and a welcoming community.

Key Features

Origins	Choose from a variety of unique origins with abilities and challenges.
Towny	Build and manage your own town, form alliances, and conquer with friends.
Toggleable PvP	Switch between peaceful building and intense battles at any time.
Economy	Earn, trade, and grow your wealth with a balanced economy system.
Frequent Updates	Constantly adding new content to keep gameplay fresh and exciting.

Why Choose Starlight SMP?

Active Staff: Experienced staff always online to help.
Inviting Community: Join a welcoming community of players.
Cross-Platform: Available on Bedrock, Java, and Cracked versions.

Join us today and be a part of something special!

Additional Information

IP: starlight.mcserv.fun
Discord: Join Discord
Website: Visit Website
Bluemap: View Bluemap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address [starlight.mcserv.fun] and the port 25565 in your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on this server with friends?

A: Yes! You can create towns, alliances, and play together with your friends on Starlight SMP.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is toggleable, allowing players to choose whether they want to engage in battles or not.

Q: Are there rules for the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines.

KarenCraft: Letting Entitled Women Run Wild! Minecraft Server

Accountability, Australia, Canada, cultural shifts, entitled, entitled behavior, entitled women, family dynamics, Gender Roles, interrupting, Karen epidemic, KarenCraft, Karens, letting, Minecraft, real-life interactions, refusing to admit wrong, RUN, Server, societal norms, societal trends, southern states, traditional family values, white women, Wild, Women, workplace dynamics

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Karens in real life? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is Karen-free guaranteed! No more arguing, no more interruptions, just pure gaming fun without the drama.

Join our server and escape to a world where Karens don’t exist. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for precious resources without any Karens trying to ruin your day. It’s like a virtual paradise away from the chaos of the real world.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to Karens forever. Trust us, your sanity will thank you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns Karens into friendly villagers – now that’s a game-changer!

Politically Incorrect SMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – What are the Creeper Cultural Implications of this Lovely Server?

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9114	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us and witness the rise of a young lady who went from Minecraft nobody to national celebrity and right wing icon!

Watch as she builds an empire of diamond blocks and conquers the hearts of players everywhere with her controversial building techniques and enchanting personality. Will she start a revolution in the world of Minecraft politics? Will she become the ruler of the server? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness such a crazy and unpredictable storyline unfold right before your eyes? Join now and be a part of the madness!

WifeCraft Minecraft Server

chore expectations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deep cleaning, DISHES, division of labor, emotional reactions, Frustration, grad school dropout, household chores, household cleanliness, household responsibilities, job market, Job Search, Marriage, Minecraft, pet care, relationship dynamics, Server, vacuuming, WifeCraft, working from home

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4259
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations with your virtual blocks!

Join us for a chance to experience a world where chores magically do themselves and you never have to worry about bad odors or dirty dishes. Our server is so advanced, it even has a virtual dog that doesn’t shed at all – no more vacuuming necessary!

Don’t be the AH in your own Minecraft world, come join us and let your imagination run wild without any real-life drama getting in the way. Who needs deep cleaning when you can just build a castle instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

WifeWearWoesMC

body autonomy, clothing choice, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, government accountability, LGBTQ, personal boundaries, privacy, Respect, Self-expression, sexism, sexual harassment, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, victim blaming, WifeWearWoesMC, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear whatever you want without fear of creeps taking photos? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of what they choose to wear in-game. We have strict rules against any form of harassment or creepy behavior, so you can focus on building and exploring without any worries.

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where you can express yourself freely through your character’s outfits. Whether you prefer short skirts, short shorts, low cut tops, or even leggings (yes, we count those as revealing), you’ll find a welcoming environment here.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so secure, even the government can’t spy on us. So you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted eyes watching. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures along the way (just watch out for any creepers, both in-game and out).

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, fabulous outfits. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NostalgiaCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Remember that time you spent hours building your dream house in Minecraft, only to have it blown up by a creeper? Well, imagine a server where creepers are banned and your house is safe from their explosive antics! Join our server and never fear the wrath of those green meanies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch one, your riches will be endless!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the elusive Enderdragon Egg, said to grant the player ultimate power and control over the server. Just watch out for the mischievous villagers who will stop at nothing to steal it from you!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of building, exploring, and laughing your way through the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Putin’s Pixelated Plots

authoritarian regime, control, demise, Endurance, influence, international relations, leadership, Longevity, Manipulation, opposition, pixelated, Plots, political longevity, power struggle, predictions, Putins, resilience, resistance, Russian politics, speculation, uncertainty, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	80	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where vladimir putin himself rules with an iron fist! he rides around on a giant bear, throwing potatoes at anyone who dares challenge his power. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the inevitable zombie apocalypse that vladimir putin has been warning us about for years. he even has a secret stash of vodka hidden away for emergencies.

if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of vladimir putin riding a unicorn through the enchanted forest. rumor has it that he’s actually a wizard in disguise, using his magical powers to keep the server running smoothly.

so come join us on the endless ends of vladimir putin and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind minecraft experience!

Monkey Island Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past with a modern twist!

Join us and relive the nostalgia of the 90s with our unique gameplay that will make you feel like a kid again. Our puzzles will challenge your mind and our humor will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our graphic style is so wacky and wild, you’ll be questioning reality itself. Say goodbye to clean and polished graphics, because we’ve got that unclean, angled picture book style that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HackCraft SMP – Homebrew and Hacking Shenanigans

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re so wild that players literally can’t leave their houses because the thread dies if they do. Join us for a rollercoaster of events and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is like no other, with safe firmwares that will blow your mind. From 3DS exploits to Vita hacks, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t even get us started on the OG Xbox exploit that was released – it’s like a game changer on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy news updates like the Aroma Beta-22 for Wii U and the GoldHEN 2.4b17.3 for PS4/PS5. Plus, who could forget the Twilight Menu++ 27.6.0 for DSi/3DS – it’s a game library on steroids.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that’s so off-the-wall that players are literally trapped in their virtual homes? Come join the madness and see for yourself – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CreeperCursingKidz

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where kids are banned and adults rule the land! No more running around and knocking things over, just peaceful building and crafting.

Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can yell at pixelated kids all you want without any consequences. Our community is full of patient and understanding players who will support you in your quest for peace and quiet.

So why wait? Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience like no other. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that listen to you? Join now and let the calmness wash over you like a wave of relaxation.