hitwoman – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

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So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

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SelfLoathingCraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

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GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, Caregiver, Communication, compromise, Decision making, difficult conversations, elderly care, emotional toll., family, financial burden, GrannyCraft, Guilt, Minecraft, nursing home, quality of life, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Server, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your wife’s grandmother moving in unexpectedly? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how you were blindsided by your wife’s decision to bring her grandmother into your home without consulting you, our server will keep you on your toes with surprise events and challenges at every turn.

Feel the burnout of being a caregiver like never before as you navigate through our server’s demanding quests and tasks. Just like how you had to juggle work and caregiving, you’ll have to balance your gameplay and real life responsibilities on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like the uncertainty of whether or not you’re the asshole in this situation. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your decisions just like our server will make you question your sanity.

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AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!

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UnappreciatedCraft Minecraft Server

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Minecraft servers, duh! But not just any Minecraft server, this one is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their banana-powered creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players must battle a horde of evil llamas to claim the coveted prize of a golden toilet seat (trust us, it’s worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers and redstone contraptions. See you on the other side, brave adventurer!

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CraftyLifeChanger

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Join our Minecraft server and make the minor decision to explore our enchanted forest, where you may stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a dimension filled with talking animals and dancing trees. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond sword that grants you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your fingertips! Don’t miss out on the chance to change your life forever with just one click of a button on our server.

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ACunitOlympicsParis

#sustainability, AC units, ACunitOlympicsParis, athletes, carbon footprint, climate change, Competition, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental plan, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, heat management, Paris, summer games, Teams, US Olympic

so, like, this server is like, the olympics of minecraft, bro. we got teams from all over the world, even the US olympic team. they bringin their own AC units, man. like, who does that? but hey, they gotta stay cool while they mine, amirite?

come join us and be part of the madness. we got crazy competitions, like building the tallest tower made entirely of diamonds or racing pigs through obstacle courses. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks, dude.

plus, our environmental plan is totally out the window cuz of all the AC units, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join us and be part of the chaos. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

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PixelatedAI: Don’tTrustTheWeb

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so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers breakdancing. it’s wild, dude.

plus, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret, ya know?

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure to bring your sunscreen, cuz it gets pretty hot in there.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, bro? it’s like a party that never stops, with surprises around every corner. come join us and let’s have a blast together, man.

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PixelPeds: No Cure for the Blues

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so, liek, u kno wen u play mincraft an u jus wanna hav fun an build stuff an mine for dimonds? well, dis server is liek dat, but wit a twist! we hav a whole new world of craziness an adventure waitin for u!

imagine a place where u can ride on giant chickens an fight off zombie llamas wit ur trusty pickaxe. u can even team up wit other players to take on epic bosses an conquer dungeons filled wit treasure!

an if u ever get bored of all dat, we hav mini-games galore! from spleef to parkour to skywars, there’s always somethin new to try. an don’t even get me started on our custom events, like the annual pig racing championship or the legendary potato sack race!

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s as wild an unpredictable as a herd of creepers on a rampage, den come on down to our server! who knos, u might even find urself laughin so hard u forget all about dat pesky depression an suicidality stuff. just remember to bring ur sense of humor an ur diamond sword, cuz things are about to get crazy!

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Souls Of The End Minecraft server

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You have to help Grimhaven cope with the disaster that befell them.

The following will be waiting for you on the server:

● Reworked combat system

● Quest chains

● Custom enchantments

● Lots of new bosses/mobs

● No privates

● Lots of events, competitions, giveaways for all players!

● No donation system that affects the gameplay! And much more!

Come in and plunge into this world, but you must give yourself a countdown, because “Not everyone is destined to reach the end…”

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BadWolfMC: Where even the sheep play minigames, skydive, and hide in the prison vaults!

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Server Name	BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server
IP Address	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Overview

Experience BadWolfMC – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities where members forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Highlights include state-of-the-art hardware, Java-Bedrock Crossplay, recurring events, dungeons, quests, unique prizes, and more.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes BadWolfMC unique?	BadWolfMC offers a drama-free and inclusive community for adults, with exciting features like Java-Bedrock Crossplay and recurring events.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	Yes, all players must be 18 or older, no griefing, no client mods/exploits, no advertising/spam, and common sense/maturity is expected.
How can I join BadWolfMC?	Guests can log in and explore, but build permissions are granted after submitting a membership application on the website.
What events are available on the server?	BadWolfMC offers recurring, seasonal, and one-off events, including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
Is there a resource world for players?	Yes, there are resource worlds available to keep the main worlds looking clean and ecologically friendly.