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WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	184
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	5047

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LimbsAwayCraft

amputated body part, amputated limb, amputation, amputation recovery, amputation surgery, amputee, biohazard, disposal, Healthcare, LimbsAwayCraft, Medical Ethics, medical practice, medical procedure, Medical research, Medical Treatment, medical waste, patient care, surgery, surgical procedure, surgical waste, tissue donation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Bridge Blunders

Blunders, border disputes, bridge destruction, Bridge.., Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military technology, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Ukraine, War Tactics, Western rockets

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, like, u can be part of da epic battle between russia and ukraine! u can be all sneaky and use western rockets to destroy bridges in da kursk region, just like in real life! join now and be part of da chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

RareCancerCraft

cancer patients, cancer research, cancer study, common cancer patients, common cancers, mental health, mental health issues, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, mental health study, Patients, psychological health, psychological outcomes, psychological research, psychological study, rare cancer patients, rare cancers, RareCancerCraft, Risk, study

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, you know how when you play minecraft and you’re, like, building stuff and mining and stuff? well, on this server, we got, like, magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows that give you super powers.

join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure and talking cows that tell the best jokes.

not to mention, our community is, like, super supportive and will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house for the tenth time.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if that means riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Anpanman’s Neglected Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, Anpanman, Anpanmans, Bread man, cartoon, childhood favorite, children’s show, cultural appreciation, Cultural differences, cultural impact, Entertainment, global perspectives, ignorance, Japanese culture, lack of awareness, long tail tag, Media, Minecraft, neglected, pop culture, Realm, Server, SuperHero, West, western society

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where they actually expect you to care about Anpanman? Well, look no further because on our server, we couldn’t care less about that bread-headed superhero! Join us for a wild ride where we focus on more important things like building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and having epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Who needs Anpanman when you can have all this craziness and more? Join now and leave that bread-loving hero in the dust!

TreasuryBillz4Doordash Minecraft SMP

DoorDash, Economy, finance, financial literacy, Financial Planning, inflation, interest rates, investing, investment strategies, long-term growth, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Overpaying, passive income, personal finance, savings, smart investing, smp, stock market, treasury bills, TreasuryBillz4Doordash, wealth building

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Doordash deliveries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Not only do we offer a thriving economy where treasury bills are paying over 5%, but our stock market is booming like never before!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the diamond-hungry miner who accidentally stumbled upon a secret vault filled with enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds this vault will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Creeper, who dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian but always ends up blowing himself up instead. And let’s not forget about Karen the Ender Dragon, who is constantly demanding to speak to the manager of the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest economy, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the blocky world of Minecraft!

IcePackRage Minecraft Server

ableism, Accountability, Ankle Injury, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, friendship, frozen vegetables, icepack, IcePackRage, inconsiderate, knee injury, Meltdown, Minecraft, overreaction, pain management, physical therapy, roommate, self-care, selfish behavior, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.

Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

BlockyBabes, Challenges, client behavior, Difficult, discrimination, emotional toll., Exploitation, financial instability, industry norms, Job, lack of support, legal issues, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, physical risks, Safety concerns, sex workers, smp, societal judgement, stigma, Vulnerability, worst part

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

PixelPainWhatIf

constant what ifs, deep regrets, dwelling on the past, emotional pain, endless what ifs, haunting thoughts, inner turmoil, lingering regrets, living in the past, living with regrets, lost opportunities, missed chances, painful memories, painful regrets, past mistakes, PixelPainWhatIf, second guessing, self-blame, self-doubt, unresolved what ifs, What If Scenarios

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	79	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, controversy, cultural exchange, dialogue, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, headline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean terms, Language, leader, Minecraft, News, North Korea, Politics, reconciliation, Server, south korea, Speech, summit

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Zombie Dances:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!