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WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewBodyWhoDis Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body dysmorphia, body image, body modification, body positivity, cosmetic surgery, Insecurities, mental health, Minecraft, NewBodyWhoDis, personal growth, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can change any part of your body with just a few clicks! Tired of those boring old arms? Swap them out for tentacles and become the ultimate underwater warrior. Sick of your plain old human legs? Trade them in for rocket-powered stilts and zoom around the server at lightning speed. The possibilities are endless on our server, where body modification is not only encouraged but celebrated!

Join us on this wild adventure where players have transformed into all kinds of creatures, from unicorns with laser eyes to cyborgs with built-in disco balls. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? So come on down and join our wacky community of body-modifying enthusiasts. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

MineCraftLotteryLand

celebration, dream, dreams come true, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, financial freedom, Fortunate, Happiness, jackpot, life changing, Lottery, Lucky, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, MineCraftLotteryLand, MONEY, Splurge, unexpected, wealth, windfall, winning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	134	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

If you won the lottery on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is buy a diamond pickaxe and mine your way to a secret underground treasure filled with stacks of emeralds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Steve who will fly you around the server in style! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of luxury on any other server – join now and start living your best blocky life!

BlockBuster Vaccine Server

blockbuster, Cancer prevention, cancer prevention breakthroughs, cancer prevention research, cancer prevention technology, cancer prevention vaccines, cancer research, cancer treatment, healthcare innovation, immunotherapy, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, Preventative Medicine, Server, tumor eradication, tumor prevention, tumor prevention breakthrough, tumor prevention research, tumor prevention technology, tumor prevention vaccines, vaccine, Vaccines

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	198	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games. like, our survival world is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have this wild story where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your base. it’s like a real-life fairytale, but with creepers and skeletons. and get this, our pvp arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale every time you step in. trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

Active players, Adventure, bedrock, bland, Community, community-driven, crossplay, Discord, English, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Included, java, kinda, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, NotSoVanilla, okayish, playing experience, plebs, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spuds, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3601
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6083
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

akg, arknights, caster, collab, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, Joint Action, jp, Knights, KR, medic, Minecraft, Operation, orienteering, RERUN, Resources, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

bullying, confusion, Curiosity, derogatory term, discrimination, FAGGOT, Homophobia, hurtful words, Identity, ignorance, insult, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized community, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, prejudice, Questioning, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

NoProofSwearMC SMP

BIZARRE, doubtful, dubious, eerie, eerie sightings, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, NoProofSwearMC, Paranormal, peculiar, Questionable, sightings, smp, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncertain, unexplained, unproven, Unverified

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1625	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, coin system, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Fast-paced, Feedback, Fight, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Shopkeepers, Tomorrow, Upcoming, Version, WeCanGoBoxPVP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8717	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.