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NEW MINCRAFT SIMP: Only semi-vanilla, mostly chaos!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Silly SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Silly SMP
IP Address	192.168.1.203
Plugins	EssentialsX

I made this server for fun and I’m hoping to build a good strong community. It restarts and backs up at 3am every 2 days.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address 192.168.1.203 in your Minecraft client to join the Silly SMP server.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rule page for more details.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Silly SMP community and have fun together.

Crafty Baldur’s Server – Minecraft Server

Baldurs, baldurs gate, companions, Crafty, FAQ, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	2898	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path, but you’ll miss out on a wild sex scene. Long rest often to experience companion quests and romances, or risk losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

Explore the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or both if you’re feeling adventurous. Just be prepared for additional checks and consequences if you consume tadpoles. And don’t forget about the Karmic Dice, unless you want to risk streaks of very low or very high rolls.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination, and where the Dark Urge is essentially “Tav+” for all your additional content needs. Vote on romance, race, class, and companions in our outrageous polls, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Blighted Village Edition Minecraft server today!

Crafty Chart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing to disco music!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold epic dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ExGirlfriendExDoorway Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Cohabitation, Communication, custody, Divorce, drop-offs, ex-partner, ExGirlfriendExDoorway, family conflict, Fatherhood, future planning, home environment, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, visitation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	9367
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate the messy custody battles of your girlfriend, her ex, and their son “Carl”!

Watch as Bob, the charming man-baby playboy, drops Carl off at your virtual doorstep whenever he feels like it – because who needs a schedule, am I right? Experience the thrill of awkward encounters in the bathroom as Bob casually chats away while you try to pee in peace.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of boundaries as you try to keep Bob from turning your Minecraft house into his own personal playground. Will he start demanding to see the virtual baby next? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! And remember, in this world, you’re not just building blocks – you’re building relationships with man-babies and confused children. Welcome to the chaos!

KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

adjusting to change, blended family, child care, custody battle, Dads, emotional children, extra kids, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, House, household conflicts, household responsibilities, KidzRUs, lack of space, moms, moving in with dad, PAD, Parental authority, parental expectations, parenting responsibilities, sibling relationships, step siblings

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

ElectoralCraft SMP: No More Electoral College

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old elections with the same old rules? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to vote for a llama as president? Go for it! Want to hold a dance-off to determine the winner? Why not! Our server is a chaotic mess of democracy and shenanigans, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of our crazy world!

CraftyBFFs

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Oh, you haven’t met your best friend yet? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server! We have a magical potion that guarantees you’ll meet your new BFF within the first 5 minutes of joining. Our players have even reported meeting their soulmate while mining for diamonds – talk about a love story for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5241
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.

well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.

join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!

TouristTrapCraft

accommodations, city, compliance, crackdown, Cut off, electricity, enforcement, fines, illegal, penalties, regulations, rental properties, tourism, tourist lets, TouristTrapCraft, unauthorized, Utilities, vacation rentals, valencia, Water

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we cut off electricity and water for illegal tourist lets like valencia!! why?? because we are the ultimate chaos server where anything goes!! build your own crazy world and watch out for the authorities trying to shut you down!! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and mayhem!!

Parkour Pollution Patrol

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ores Mined:	8328
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so like, u know how breathing in all that gross city air can like, mess with ur brain and stuff? well, turns out it can like, give u parkinson’s disease! but like, fear not my fellow gamers, cuz on this epic minecraft server, u can escape all that nasty pollution and breathe in the fresh virtual air! join us and save ur brain cells from turning into mush! plus, our virtual cities are like, super clean and stuff, so u won’t have to worry about getting parkinson’s from playing minecraft all day. come join us and protect ur brain, one block at a time!