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Shithole City Minecraft SMP – Who Dey or However

ANNIHILATE, Apocalypse, Bengals, Cincinnati, city, Destruction, devastation, dey, Disaster, Earth, Fan, football, Minecraft, NFL, nuked, obliteration, shithole, shithole city, smp, sports, urban decay, who dey

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	4537
Alien Abductions:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Emeralds Found:	7794	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of your shithole city getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our SMP and watch as we nuke it off the face of the earth! Say goodbye to pesky buildings and hello to a fresh start full of diamonds and creepers waiting to blow you up (in a fun way, of course)! Join now for the ultimate destruction and creation experience, because who needs a city when you have a whole new world to explore?

Crafty Bros Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, Admiration, bros, brotherhood, brotherly love, celebration, Crafty, encouragement, family pride, Family Support, he made it, Minecraft, Proud, proud brother, proud moment, proud sibling, reaching goals, Server, sibling bond, sibling success, success, Support

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft enthusiasts! This server is like no other, my dudes. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who built a house so epic, even the creepers stopped to admire it. That player? He’s now the king of this server, ruling with a diamond pickaxe and a golden carrot. Join us and maybe one day you’ll be telling your own epic tales of conquest and glory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the making!

Blocky Basic Attention SMP Token

Altcoin, Attention, Basic, Basic Attention Token, Bat, Blockchain, blocky, Brave browser, buy low sell high, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, ethereum, financial technology, hodl, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, price prediction, smp, speculative investment, TOKEN, Trading, virtual currency

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bat-tastic place to be!

Join us and become a part of the BAT army – that’s right, we’re all about bats here! We have bat-themed builds, bat races, and even a bat king who rules over us all (don’t worry, he’s a friendly bat).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate only in bat noises, a giant bat-shaped rollercoaster that will make you scream with delight, and a bat-themed treasure hunt where the prize is… you guessed it, more bats!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bat madness begin!

Avalon Cobblemon

Economy, Pixelmon, Pokemon Economy Breeding GTS WonderTrade Pokedex Custom Tools Armor Daily Rewards Ranks Spawn Legendary Pokemon Hunt System Tournaments Skins Primal Kyogre Primal Groudon Zygarde Kyurem Not Pay to Win, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

jogar.avaloncobblemon.com

Blue Page 78’s Killer Minecraft Server

78s, action, Adventure, Blue, Chapter 78, FANTASY, Japanese comics, japanese manga, Kill Blue, Killer, Manga, MANGA Plus, manga series, Manga Viewer, Minecraft, online manga, page, Page 78, reading, Selling Our Souls, serialized manga, Server, SHONEN, shueisha, soul-selling

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	113	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of Minecraft servers trying to steal your soul? Well, fear not because on our server, we are definitely not selling our souls here! Instead, we offer a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot.

But beware, there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Will you dare to enter and face the wrath of the Cheese King?

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, we’re not selling our souls here, but we might just steal your heart with our ridiculous antics!

Troy’s Attention Minecraft SMP

ancient history, Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking behavior in history, attention-grabbing, beauty, famous women, famous women in history, greek literature, greek mythology, Helen of Troy, Helen of Troy myth, Helen of Troy story, Historical figures, legendary beauty, long tail, Minecraft, muss, Mythology, smp, troy, Troys

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Helen of Troy would be jealous of the attention you’ll get! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it, he’s been practicing his building skills just to impress the other players.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a creeper join our Discord voice chat and everyone just laughed it off. Who knew creepers had such a great sense of humor?

3. The server owner once built a rollercoaster that went through the Nether and back. It was so intense, even the Ghasts were screaming in excitement.

4. We have a secret underground base that is said to hold the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels! Helen of Troy ain’t got nothing on us!

AquaticMC Network

.14, #1, +18, +9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16+, 17, 19, 2.., 20, 3.., 4.., 5.., 6.., 7.., 8.., Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Buildings Constructed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

We are a Minecraft server that seeks fun and entertainment for users so they can enjoy our great server!

aquaticmc.nether-zone.com:13317

I Can’t Feel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, come join our server where love and empathy are overrated! We specialize in hate and lust, so if you’re looking for a place to let out your inner villain, this is the server for you.

Our community is filled with players who have embraced their dark side, from griefing other players’ builds to starting wars over virtual resources. But hey, who needs love and empathy when you can have power and chaos, am I right?

Join us and unleash your inner monster. Who knows, you might even make some new frenemies along the way. Just remember, on this server, it’s kill or be killed. So sharpen your swords and get ready for a wild ride. Love is for losers, but on our server, you’ll never feel alone in your hatred and lust.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body positivity quotes, body positivity tips, Confidence, embracing imperfections, empowerment, mental health, Minecraft, No. 273246676, physical health, player, positive body image, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, thighs

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to Thighs SMP, where the only thing thicker than our members’ thighs is the drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with treacherous adventures, epic battles, and more tea than a high school cafeteria.

Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!

DreamPlyz

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy roleplay pvp adventure dungeons custom events quests plugins modded multiplayer sandbox exploration building, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to DreamPlyz, the ultimate Minecraft server for our passionate Discord community! Join us for endless adventures, creative builds, and a vibrant community that thrives on collaboration and fun. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting, DreamPlyz is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and connect with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts.

play.dreamplyz.com