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  • Pixel Pervs

    Pixel Pervs
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 416
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ores Mined: 5851
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

    Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

    So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

    MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 3153
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Ores Mined: 5113 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

    Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

    So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

    ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 2468
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Towns Built: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
    Server Type Survival
    Active Since Over 1 year
    Current Players 2 (actively recruiting)
    Requirements Premium account, +17 years old
    Server IP Hosting with Essentials

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server public or private? The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
    Can players collaborate on projects? Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
    How can I join the server? Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PuppyLoveCraft

    PuppyLoveCraft
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2963
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

    4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

    5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

    Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 2506
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Villages Defended: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

    Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

    But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

    And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

    So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 3755
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mines Excavated: 4206
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Votes: 6408 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Endless Night Skies: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

    Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

    But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

    Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6468
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ores Mined: 6323 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

    Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2187
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Potatoland SMP Overview
    Server Type Whitelisted Survival
    Features

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

    Is the server currently under development?

    Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

    Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

    You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Mayhem

    Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6725
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Villages Defended: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 3017
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Farms Harvested: 384
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because new ‘sberto is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.

    So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Jewels

    Blocky Jewels
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2545
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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