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Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server

challenge, Defeat, desire, Disappointment, discipline, Failure, Lost, Lust, Minecraft, no nut november, November, nut, regret, self-control, Server, shame, Struggle, Submission, Surrender, temptation, Weakness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Void Gems Collected:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll never be as lit as our community! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.

But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Punishing Gray Raven General – Witch Bianca Edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Votes:	2144	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

LunarLands Minecraft server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	8105	Invisible Walls Found:	2

The owner of the “LunarLands” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Bleach TYBW Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our staff is made up of legendary figures in the gaming world, including a screenplay writer who once defeated a creeper with just a wooden sword, a storyboard artist who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, and a director who can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a stare.

Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!

> Install Minecraft SMP Windows Server 2022 Datacenter

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to our completely bonkers Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! Why settle for a plain old village when you can join our server and build a fortress made entirely out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! Our server is like getting high on edibles – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!

WhisperCraft – Minecraft Server

#english speaking, Archive, asmr, ASMR discussions, audio roleplays, best asmr, Corpo, corpo vtubers, friends of tingle, Lewdtubers, live streams, Minecraft, Oshi, Server, shon, trigger sessions, tsunX, v4m, VÄG, VReX, VT, Vtubers, WhisperCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss and find English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR! Looking for some relaxing audio roleplays or trigger sessions? Look no further, we got you covered!

Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.

Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.

Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

/aco/sdg, /b/degen, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/ldg, /g/sdg, /trash/sdg, /u/udg, /vt/vtai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, c/kdg, Catbox galleries, Editors, Experience, Fapping, gooners, Image Generation, Minecraft, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, SlopCraft, smp, Snake Edition, Stable Diffusion directors, Ultimate

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	9808	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got fapping-focused AIslop for all you plappers out there who love to get down and dirty with AI perfection. Whether you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion director, or NovelAI artist, this is the place for you.

Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.

Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!