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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 399 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8374 |
Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!