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I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Animals Bred:	175
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	218

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

WarNationsMC

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

178.33.104.69:2641

Limecraft Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

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V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense