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CoupCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Arrests, Conspiracy, coup attempt, CoupCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, Government, internal threat, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Plot, political instability, regime change, security service, Server, thwarted, Treason, Ukraine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25

so, like, ukraine was just minding its own business, right? and then BAM! someone tries to pull off a coup! but don’t worry, the security service was all like “not today, buddy!” and shut that shizz down real quick. if you wanna be part of a server that’s as badass as ukraine’s security service, then join us! we’ll protect you from any coup attempts while you build epic castles and battle dragons. plus, we have the best virtual borscht this side of the digital world. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

NaziCapGoneByeBye

anti-semitism, Candidate, CAP, controversy, current events, discrimination, election, Europe, extremism, far right, French politics, nationalism, nazi, NaziCapGoneByeBye, News, Political, racism, resignation, scandal, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	281878
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff and mine stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh and be like WOAH? well, this server is the place for u!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat. and then u realize, that’s just a normal day on this server. we have the craziest mods and the weirdest events that will make u go “what even is happening right now?”

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep? yeah, that’s a thing here. and every full moon, we have a llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

join us if u wanna have a blast, meet some wacky characters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. trust me, u won’t regret it!

LostInCraftyLand

Adventure, America, ancient civilizations, Colonization, Columbus, confusion, discovery, european exploration, Exploration, History, hopeless explorer, indigenous people, Journey, Lost, LostInCraftyLand, new world, pre-Columbian, realization, stranded, Uncharted Lands, unknown territory

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, imagine you’re like a lost explorer back in the day before Columbus even knew what a boat was. You stumble upon this epic Minecraft server and you’re like “woah, this is the new world, bro!” Join us on this server and embark on a journey crazier than a squirrel on caffeine. Build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with some virtual friends. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a leprechaun on payday. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the land of pixels and creepers!

PubertyPoundCraft

acceleration, age of puberty, Childhood, childhood development, early puberty, First period, Genes, genetic factors, genetic influence, genetic research, genetic study, Girls, indirect, influence, largest study, Links, new study, puberty timing, PubertyPoundCraft, risk factor, weight gain

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

join dis crazy minecraft server if u wanna be part of da largest ever genetic study of age of puberty in girls!!! we be lookin at genes dat can make u get ur period early by makin u gain weight faster in childhood. it’s like magic but with genes and periods and stuff. come join us and be part of dis wild study, who knows what we’ll discover next! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for all da early bloomers out there. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da fun!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christianity, discrimination, Faggots, gay community, Gay Rights, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Religion, religious beliefs, religious tolerance, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	892
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing until you cry? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the time of your life.

We have a special “Flying Pig” event where pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, dropping loot for players to collect. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco” parties, where the undead bust out their best dance moves to electronic music.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

FeelThis Minecraft Server

collaboration, Communication, Community, Competition, Connection, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, feel, FeelThis, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, other players, other players for this feel, Players, role playing, Server, shared experience, Social Interaction, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	6031	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of poker.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

CryCraft: The Movie

cry, CryCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional movies, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Movie, Moving, sad, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearful movies, tearful scenes, tearjerker, weepy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5484	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Buildings Constructed:	32
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

Adventures, Cancer, CancerFree, Condolences, death, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, Illness, Liora, Loss, love, Memories, Mother, Noa Argamani, NoaCraft, passing, Remembrance, rescued hostage, strength, Support, Terminal, Tragedy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Potions Brewed:	82
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!