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FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	4527
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

The Endermen’s Fashion Show

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Crops Grown:	7399
Alien Abductions:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6641	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	176	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Potions Brewed:	48	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	172
Crops Grown:	9879	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	186673	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with anime characters, shota boys, and older women getting frisky. Who needs diamonds when you can have a harem of waifus and husbandos to keep you company? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

The Guilty Creeper’s Confession

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Animals Bred:	176	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic saga of the bastard who finally admitted his wrongdoing! Will he be banished to the Nether? Will he redeem himself by building a monument in his own honor? Find out on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, because why not? Join now and be part of the madness!