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Blocky Life LOLz

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Towns Built:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	6522	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9573	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6974	Zombie Dances:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crops Grown:	6841
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Star Shards Collected:	279	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!