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DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Votes:	9993	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Star Shards Collected:	183	Runes Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Animals Bred:	142
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Farms Harvested:	922

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7378
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!