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NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition

acceptance, Agenda, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, criticism, Edition, Emotional support, family arguments, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, Gay, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, influence, judgment, LGBTQ, NephewCraft, parenting, Self-expression, Taylor Swift, unconditional love

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Enchantments Applied:	270
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ores Mined:	7916
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Liv’s accusations? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to bond over Taylor Swift with your nephew and turn him gay, just like Liv fears! Our server is the perfect place to embrace your feminine interests and confuse boys with Taylor Swift music. Who knows, maybe you’ll become a “wannabe gay icon” too! Don’t miss out on the drama and family arguments, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join now and let the gay agenda take over!

BlockyBeauty

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, beauty, beauty standards, BlockyBeauty, body image, Confidence, good looking, Grooming, personal care, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, societal expectations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Emeralds Found:	2598	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with blocky, basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town for all the good-looking Minecrafters out there!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by the most attractive pixelated avatars you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to spot it, your Minecraft experience will be forever changed.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and bask in the beauty of our server, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got such good looks on your side?

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, discrimination, domestic workers, Exploitation, food insecurity, food restrictions, HangryCraft, Helpers, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hunger, inadequate nutrition, INEQUALITY, labor rights, malnutrition, meal restrictions, Migrant workers, Minecraft, POVERTY, Server, Singapore, Social Issues, support services, working conditions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8799	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

join this epic minecraft server where u will never go hungry like those poor helpers in singapore!!! our admins make sure u always have food in ur belly, even if u dont need it!!! u can build a giant food castle and feast all day long, no restrictions here!! come join us and never worry about being hungry again!!! #foodfordays #minecraftfeastival #nohungryallowed

SeaLevelSassCraft

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate science, climate solutions, coastal cities, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental research, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Infrastructure, OIL INDUSTRY, oil ports, rising sea levels, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSassCraft, study

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	590580	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Votes:	771
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

boob, boob job, breast augmentation, breast enlargement, breast health, breast implants, breast size, breast surgery, case study, cosmetic procedure, CRAZE, giganto, gigantomastia, health complications, hormonal imbalance, Job, medical intervention, medical mystery, Pfizer, pharmaceutical, PIXEL, rare condition, side effects, surgery, unexplained

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Mystic Isles Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Communication, Craft, digital communication, forum post, hi, internet, Isles, Message, message board, mystic, No. 92953707, online anonymity, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online privacy, virtual communication

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7499	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us and let your inner weirdo run free! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?) Let’s get this party started!

ShowerFreqMC SMP

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing schedule, cleanliness habits, cleanliness routine, daily shower, grooming habits, hygiene habits, hygiene routine, personal care routine, personal hygiene, self-care practices, self-care routine, shower frequency, shower habits, shower routine, shower schedule, ShowerFreqMC, showering frequency, showering habits, showering schedule, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
New Chunks Explored:	890517	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6983
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ores Mined:	4698	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gynephilic Gals – No Men Required

attraction, Bisexual, desire, findings, gals, gender, gynephilic, gynephilic attraction, Lesbian, LGBTQ, majority, Men, Minority, non-binary, non-heterosexual, queer, required, research, same-sex attraction, sexual encounters, sexual orientation, Sexuality, study, Women

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE WOMEN WHO LOVE WOMEN THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET! OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MOST OF OUR FEMALE PLAYERS ARE SUPER INTO OTHER GIRLS, SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND IN MINECRAFT, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO FIND YOUR MINECRAFT SOULMATE!

Game of Thrones Mc

12 hours old, available.., Community, Create, Discord, Enjoy, Fresh Wipe, fun experiences, Game, Immersive, Kingdoms, Medieval, members, Mod Pack, Mods, Play, play server, Server, server ip, smp, Thrones

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ores Mined:	9024	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Votes:	6707	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description:	FRESH WIPE 12 HOURS OLD – Game of Thrones/Medieval SMP modded server with immersive kingdom-building experience
Mods:	Various mods for creating kingdoms and interactive gameplay
Community:	Over 15 members currently in the community
Discord:	Join our Discord
Server IP:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often is the server wiped?	The server was last wiped 12 hours ago and will be wiped periodically for a fresh start.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server and get the server IP to start playing.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among members. Check our Discord for more details.
Can I create my own kingdom on the server?	Absolutely! The mods in place allow players to create and manage their own kingdoms for a unique gameplay experience.