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Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	195
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	2062	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Farms Harvested:	488	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	8134	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

mutuacraft

Backpacks, Custom Mobs, Economy, Lifts, minecraft server, Mutuacraft, night of blood, Protections, psmenu, Shop, Survival Games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchantments Applied:	251	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	42035
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

mc.mutuacraft.com

Electric Boogaloo Creeper Land: 1.21 Edition – Where mobs go to have a blast! 🎆🤣

bedrock, blast, Boogaloo, Builds, Community, Creative, creeper, Discord, Economy, Edition, Electric, Events, Factions, java, Land, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Server, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Overview
Server Name:	Charged Creeper
Launch Date:	March 2024
Features:	Lite RPG experience Excellent QoL features Voting system Player economy Cross-platform play Informative Discord channel Custom Help menu
Website:	chargedcreeper.com
Discord Channel:	discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u
Java IP:	mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port:	25566

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

2. What special features does the server offer?

The server offers a lite RPG experience, excellent QoL features, a voting system, player economy, cross-platform play, Discord integration, and a custom Help menu.

3. How can I connect to the server?

For Java Edition, use the IP mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock Edition, use port 25566.

4. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules upon joining.

5. How can I earn rewards on the server?

You can earn rewards by participating in voting, completing quests, engaging in PvP, and utilizing the player economy to trade goods.

6. Can I play with friends on different Minecraft versions?

Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser support.

7. Is there a way to communicate with players outside of Minecraft?

Yes, there is a Discord channel where you can chat with other players and stay updated on server events and announcements.

8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

Use the custom Help menu provided on the server to access resources and assistance 24/7. You can also reach out to staff members for support.

9. Are there any special events or activities on the server?

Special events such as Mob Arenas, Dungeons, and Quests are regularly hosted on the server to provide fun and challenging experiences for players.

10. Can I create and manage my own in-game economy?

Yes, players can set up their own shops, trade with others, and establish their own economy within the server.