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The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Canada, Canadian, Canadian challenges, Canadian culture, Canadian development, Canadian downfall, Canadian economy, Canadian future, Canadian future prospects, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian issues, Canadian leadership, Canadian News, Canadian outlook, Canadian perspective, Canadian politics, Canadian progress, Canadian society, Great, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication, community living, confrontations, duplex living, gardening, Minecraft, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighbor etiquette, neighbor relationships, residential living, Server, shared faucet, Shared Resources, utility bill, washing shoes, water billing, water conservation, water costs, water meter, water usage, WaterWoes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Votes:	4367
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Towns Built:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

BlockPuppyHeist

animal rights, BlockPuppyHeist, neighbor disputes, pet adoption, pet custody, pet ownership, pet ownership ethics, pet theft, puppy care, puppy love, puppy parenting, puppy protection, puppy rescue, puppy rescue mission, puppy theft, puppy welfare, responsible pet ownership, stray puppies, town dynamics, town hierarchy, town politics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Potions Brewed:	175
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Runes Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

commitment issues, DATING, emotional availability, fear of intimacy, future goals, love life, past relationships, personal growth, reasons for being single, Relationship Status, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, single, Single life, SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Towns Built:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	3104
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	6988	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Animals Bred:	147
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

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Block Breaker Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Banking, BLOCK, Breaker, conspiracy theories, cultural stereotypes, Demolish, discrimination, economic system, extremist ideologies, finance, financial control, financial institutions, global economy, Hate Speech, historical prejudices, Jewish community, Jewish monetary system, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, social justice

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!