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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5031 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
