Hitman 2 Funny Minecraft Servers

Hitman 2 Funny Minecraft Servers

  • Vanilla So Vanilla you’ll feel awkward {No Resets} {No Hacks} {EU}

    Vanilla So Vanilla you’ll feel awkward {No Resets} {No Hacks} {EU}
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 5307
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 125 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy Server

    IP: uneasyvanilla.com
    Version: 1.20.4
    Website: uneasyvanilla.com
    Discord: Discord Server

    UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020. Players have total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended, with no gameplay-altering plugins, teleportation, sethome, grief prevention, or pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are allowed, but hacking is not permitted.

    Join our community today and experience the excitement of survival in a world full of surprises and challenges!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use hacked clients on UneasyVanilla?

    A: No, hacking or the use of cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla. Players found using hacks will be banned.

    Q: Are there any rules on UneasyVanilla?

    A: The main rule on UneasyVanilla is no hacking. Other than that, players are free to play as they choose.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on UneasyVanilla?

    A: Yes, griefing and raiding are allowed on the server.

    Q: Can I build with others on UneasyVanilla?

    A: Yes, players can form alliances and work together on building projects.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UltraCraft Minecraft Server

    UltraCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 8985
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 306 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant monsters just like Ultraman! Our fearless leader, Ultraman Eva, will guide you through epic battles and help you defeat all kinds of crazy creatures.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got Zack Snyder’s Christian cross symbolism thrown in for good measure. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly unique and will keep you on the edge of your seat, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 1301
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Runes Activated: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even nvidia and apple are feeling bearish because of the highly correlated btc market! But fear not, because on our server, you can escape the woes of the stock market and dive headfirst into a world where the only thing going down is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds!

    Join us for outrageous adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always looking for new friends to prank with his spooky antics.

    So why wait for the stock market to bounce back when you can bounce around our server instead? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 528
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us now for a chance to escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and survive without any toxic siblings ruining the experience.

    Our server offers a safe haven for players looking to avoid abusive brothers, on/off drug addicts, and jobless troublemakers. Leave all that drama behind and join a community where you can trust your fellow players not to steal your diamonds or blow up your creations.

    Plus, with our unique gameplay features and custom plugins, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build epic structures, embark on thrilling adventures, and maybe even find a virtual family that’s way better than your real one.

    So why wait? Join now and start crafting your way to a drama-free Minecraft paradise! Just remember, no abusive siblings allowed – unless they promise to behave themselves and not blow up anyone’s house.

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  • NoNeighborNoProb

    NoNeighborNoProb
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 1421
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your parking lot size? Look no further than our server! We have the biggest virtual driveways in the game, perfect for hosting epic block parties and gatherings.

    Join now and experience the thrill of denying your virtual neighbor’s request to use your driveway for their virtual party. Watch as they struggle to find parking for their virtual guests and give you virtual dirty looks every time they see you.

    Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the neighborly disputes and passive-aggressive interactions in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the virtual chaos begin!

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  • MineCraft Love Shack Server

    MineCraft Love Shack Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3715
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 54 Zombie Dances: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your partner not giving you enough attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will give you all the love and affection you need! Join us and watch as your partner becomes obsessed with building you the most epic virtual castle, complete with heart-shaped gardens and a diamond-studded throne. Who needs real-life romance when you have a Minecraft partner who will mine for diamonds just to make you smile? Join our server now and watch your love life level up!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyEmpireFall

    CraftyEmpireFall
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 6156
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in the end times of the Roman Empire? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we recreate the downfall of a great civilization, but with blocks and creepers!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a llama uprising led by a disgruntled sheep named Julius Caesar? Or participate in a gladiator-style PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? And let’s not forget our famous “Toga Tuesdays,” where everyone dresses up in their best pixelated bedsheet attire.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs the USA when you can have the crumbling empire of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PiggyPunisher Minecraft Server

    PiggyPunisher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6284
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Animals Bred: 155
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Votes: 8946
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, get this, a german woman got a harsher sentence than a rapist for calling him a pig! like, whaaat?! if that ain’t some messed up shiz, then i don’t know what is! come join us and experience the wild ride of this server where anything can happen, even crazier stuff than this! trust me, you won’t be bored, you’ll be too busy laughing at the absurdity of it all! let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NATO vs Russia: Black Sea Showdown

    NATO vs Russia: Black Sea Showdown
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 1675
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 385858 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama, russia be like “yo nato, back off or we gonna throw hands over them black sea drones” but like who needs real life drama when you can join our server and have virtual drama instead? build your own black sea drone and show russia who’s boss, or team up with nato and take on the russians in an epic battle for supremacy. plus, we have the best pixel art of putin riding a bear that you’ll ever see. join now before things get too real and we all end up in a virtual world war 3.

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  • ScandalCraft: Where Denial Wins!

    ScandalCraft: Where Denial Wins!
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 1804
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, our server is like the wildest party ever, but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the drama in the real world. our players are like superheroes, fighting off evil mobs and building epic castles. plus, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin. it’s wild, man. so come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

    New Minecraft Server
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