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Ethereal VTube Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, deep reflections, deep thoughts, digital entertainment, digital wisdom, Ethereal, Haven, impactful messages, insightful content, meaningful insights, online persona, online presence, philosophical musings, Profound, profound revelations, thought-provoking content, virtual experiences, virtual insights, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, vtube, vtubing, wisdom, wise teachings

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8249
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind into another dimension! Imagine this: a Minecraft server where you can experience the most profound VTubing wisdom while building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to level up your gaming skills while listening to the most enlightened VTubers dropping knowledge bombs left and right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have your mind expanded while crafting and mining like a true pro. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft VTubing adventure!

CarCraft – Return Policy Engaged

aita, Breakup, Business, CAR, CarCraft, Cheating, down payment, drinks, engaged, financial smart, financing, forgiveness, Friend, gas, Girlfriend, payment plan, policy, relationship, RETURN, savings, staten island, tolls, Trust, Working

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that values trust and loyalty? Look no further than our server! Just like how this guy trusted his girlfriend with a car, only to have her sneak out for secret dates, our server promises to never betray your trust…unless it’s part of an epic prank war!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and forgiveness, just like this guy did with his sneaky girlfriend. Who knows, you might even end up selling your virtual car to your ex-best friend for a discounted price! It’s all about the drama and the laughs on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about trust, join us now! Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual car…and your virtual girlfriend.

JoyBringerMC SMP

Adventure, art, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, joy, JoyBringerMC, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Music, Nature, Passion, Peace, personal growth, positivity, relationships, self-care, Serenity, smp, travel

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

So, like, the reason you gotta join this server is because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. He’s like the Chuck Norris of the chicken world, bro.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon. He’s actually a pretty good dancer, once you get to know him.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Teleportopia: Because who wouldn’t want to instantly travel the world in Minecraft?

Adventure, bucket list, Destination, dream, Explore, globe-trotting, Instantly, Journey, Minecraft, Teleport, Teleportopia, travel, vacation, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust, world, wouldnt

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of being stuck in one place in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can teleport to any location in the world with just a click of a button! Want to visit the Eiffel Tower in Paris? Boom, you’re there! Feel like chilling on a beach in Hawaii? Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Join our server and experience the ultimate teleportation adventure like never before. Who needs a plane when you have teleportation powers at your fingertips? Join now and start your epic journey across the globe in Minecraft!

Eavesdrop Plant Network

Altruism, BOTANY, communication networks, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, ecological interactions, neighbors, Network, Plant, plant behavior, plant behavior study, plant communication, plant interactions, plant networks, plant research, plant science, Plant signaling, Plants, research, study, underground networks, warning signals

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Emeralds Found:	9496
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so, like, imagine if plants were like, totally gossiping underground, like, “omg did you hear what that dandelion did last night?!” 😂🌱 join our minecraft server and be part of the juiciest plant gossip network everrrr! 🌿🌺

our server is where all the cool plants hang out, sharing secrets and throwing shade at each other. you’ll never look at a flower the same way again once you join our underground network! 🌼🌿

plus, we have the most epic plant parties everrrr! imagine dancing carrots and singing sunflowers, it’s a wild time on our server! 🥕🌻

so come join us and be part of the most scandalous plant community in minecraft! 🌿🌺🌱 #plantgossip #undergroundnetwork #wildparties

Eternal Quest of Hope 1.21.2

1.21.2, coping mechanisms, cry for help, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, Desperation, emotional turmoil, ETERNAL, helplessness, Hope, hopeless, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Pain, Quest, seeking support, self harm, Struggling, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Therapy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Hey, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream house while battling evil mobs at the same time. It’s like living in a twisted version of The Sims, but with creepers trying to blow up your hard work. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Join now and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to survive and thrive in this crazy virtual world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

EverestClimbCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, adventure seekers, Altitude, challenge, climbers, everest, EverestClimbCraft, Expedition, fees, government regulation, Himalayas, INCREASE, Minecraft, mountain climbing, mountaineering, Nepal, outdoor activity, peak, permit fee, Server, summit, tourism, travel

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

yo, so like, if you wanna climb everest, you gotta pay up big time on this server. but like, don’t worry, cuz once you reach the top, you get a diamond helmet with feather falling 1000! so like, if you fall off, you’ll just float gently back down to safety. plus, there’s a secret hidden village at the summit where you can trade with yetis for enchanted gear. it’s totally worth the steep permit fee, trust me. come join us and conquer everest like a boss!

NukeCraft2020: Putin’s Puppets

aggression, conflict escalation, Diplomacy, end this war, global security, international relations, Message, military threats, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, nuke launch, NukeCraft2020, peace negotiations, political tensions, power struggle, Puppets, putin, Putins, russia, trump, war rhetoric, world leaders

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	195	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin’s puppets running around demanding a nuke launch every time trump sends a message to end the war. it’s like a crazy political drama but in minecraft form. you never know what will happen next, maybe putin will challenge trump to a build battle or kim jong-un will show up to crash the party. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Creeper Queens: Long COVID Edition

age group, age-related, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, creeper, deaths, Edition, Females, gender, health, infection, Long, long covid, long-term effects, pandemic, propensity, QUEENS, research, Risk, SARS-CoV-2, statistics, study, Women, worldwide

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5280	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! We got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that playing on our server can actually reduce your risk of developing long COVID? That’s right, studies have shown that spending time in our virtual world can boost your immune system and keep you healthy!

Plus, we have a special potion in-game that protects you from all viruses, including the dreaded SARS-CoV-2. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be catching is a good time!

Dream Deck Bebop 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Bebop, contemplation, daydreaming, Deck, dream, FANTASY, faye, futuristic, longing, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, Sci Fi, Silence, smoke-filled., smoking, solitude, space cowboy, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Potions Brewed:	190
Ores Mined:	5933	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Bruh, imagine smoking with Faye on a spaceship in Minecraft! 🚀🌌

Join our server and live out your space cowboy fantasies with Faye by your side! 🤠🚬

We’ve got spaceships, aliens, and even a special deck just for smoking with Faye! 💫👽

Don’t miss out on the chance to make your dreams a reality in the most epic Minecraft server ever! 🎮🤯

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smoking with Faye in silence on the deck of the Bebop! 🚀🚬💥