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DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Votes:	2127	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9288
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Void Armor Forged:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Farms Harvested:	565
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

AwkwardCraft

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward moments, AwkwardCraft, Communication, cringe, EMBARRASSING, experiences, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, MOMENTS, oversharing, Personal, quotes, relationships, sex, Stories, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7361	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land

agriculture, Chromo, chromosome translocations, crop improvement, Development, Fun, genetic mapping, genetics, GISH system, hybridization techniques, in situ hybridization, individual chromosomal transmission, Land, Molecular biology, novel, oligo-genomic, plant breeding, researchers, Sugarcane, sugarcane progeny, T. arundinaceum, Technology, Unveil

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is like totally wild, dude. It’s like the researchers of the gaming world, developing crazy cool stuff like the oligo-genomic in situ hybridization (GISH) system.

You can unveil all the novel chromosome translocations and individual chromosomal transmissions of T. arundinaceum in sugarcane progeny. Like, who wouldn’t want to do that in a Minecraft server, amirite?

Join us for a mind-blowing experience where you can explore the depths of genetic mysteries while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like science class meets adventure time, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this totally rad server!

What is the IP for CircleToonsHD Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

CircleToonsHD is a popular animator and content creator known for his humorous and colorful animations on YouTube. With a focus on animation skits, parodies, and gaming content, he has amassed a dedicated following of over 1 million subscribers. His unique art style and comedic timing have made him a standout presence in the online animation community.

Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 1.20.1 Java, big, Claims, Currency, Discord, dreams, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, java, legitimate Minecraft account, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Pets, plushies, pokemon, Shops, Side, smp, Tiny, Waypoints, Welcoming

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Void Gems Collected:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Character customization, collect same genius, Cooperative, different campaigns, dungeon crawling, Epic battles, FANTASY, fight same bosses, leveling up, loot collecting, Minecraft, multiplayer, PIXEL, Quest, Questing, role playing, RPG, Server, storytelling, strategy, teamwork, video games

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchantments Applied:	65	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

Allowed, AMBITION, attraction, black men, blind date, Buffoon, BuffoonCraft, celebrity examples, cherry picking, DATING, discrimination, education, Generalizing, hair, Individuality, mixed race, Personality, Race, self hate, societal expectations, Stereotypes, success

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Potions Brewed:	196	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

MineCraftInfluencer

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	300

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!