Band of One Hit Wonders

Music, group, Hit, Individual, success

Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

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Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

Indians, Realistic, dead grandfather, overestimate, rdr2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

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TaxAvoidCraft

tax scheme, property forum, Landlords, Hit, Popular

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server!! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!!! like, imagine if u were a landlord in the UK and u got hit with a six-figure bill cuz u used some shady tax scheme, like whaaaat??! but on dis server, u can avoid all dat drama and just build ur own virtual empire without worrying about pesky taxes or bills or any of dat boring stuff!! trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF, u won’t regret it!!! plus, we got like, a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and stuff, it’s wild!!! so come join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together, it’s gonna be EPIC!!! 🤪🤪🤪

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NasrallahsHideout69

Surveillance, Nasrallah, Conflict, Hit, Operation

so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u gotta find the hidden treasure and stuff, well, dis server is like dat but on steriods, man. we got secret bases and hidden loot all over da place.

one time, dis player found a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but when dey tried to take it, a giant zombie pigman came outta nowhere and started doin the macarena. it was wild, dude.

also, we got crazy events like a giant chicken invasion where u gotta fight off a hoard of cluckers tryin to take over da server. it’s intense, bro.

plus, we got custom mobs like a creeper that explodes into confetti and a skeleton that shoots rainbows. it’s like a party in Minecraft all da time.

so come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await on dis epic server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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CyberCraft: Where we use our sticks to build, not hit each other! Join our exclusive club today!

hardcore gamers, Sticks, Hit, cybercraft, club

CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimum plugins for a Vanilla feel
Player Type	Streamers, hardcore gamers, casual gamers
Season	4th season of CyberCraft SMP
Server Start Date	Friday, the 28th (upcoming)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the CyberCraft Server?

A: Join the Discord server linked above and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.

Q: What type of players are welcome on CyberCraft Server?

A: Streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on the server.

Q: How often should I play on the server?

A: We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.

Q: Is the server starting soon?

A: The goal is to start on Friday, the 28th, so hurry up and join!

Hit On Our Hands Boys Minecraft Server

EXCITEMENT, celebration, motivation, Hit, hard work

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Yes, you heard that right, a PET DRAGON. Legend has it that this dragon will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapons and armor you could ever imagine. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. Need armor that makes you invincible? We got that too. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted potions that will give you superhuman abilities.

And let’s not forget about our custom-built mini-games that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement all at the same time. From parkour challenges that will test your agility to PvP battles that will test your strength, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

slap fighting, millions, Safety, participants, impaired movement

come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

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BidenCraft: Hit Russian Targets!

SECURITY, Military, potential strikes, escalation, peace talks

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we got, like, ukraine presenting biden with targets to hit in russia, like, what even is that, right? but, like, if you join our server, you can be part of this crazy action-packed adventure, like, fighting off enemies and stuff.

we got, like, insane stories happening all the time, like, one time a creeper blew up a whole village and we had to rebuild it with, like, diamond blocks and stuff. it was, like, totally wild, man.

so, like, join our server and be part of the madness. who knows what crazy stuff will happen next? you gotta be there to find out, bro. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it.

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BlockyLove: My Significant Other, the Blockbuster Hit!

film, Significant Other, soulmate, sweetheart, movie quotes

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find your perfect mining partner faster than you can say “I am Groot!”

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring dungeons with your significant other, who will have you saying “You had me at ‘Hello!’” as you battle mobs together like a dynamic duo straight out of a superhero movie.

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely in the mines again. So come on down and find your Minecraft soulmate today – because as they say in the movies, “Love means never having to say you’re sorry for stealing all the diamonds.”

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Flatbuilding: Where creativity is the only limit (until you hit build height)

gambling, Hit, Play, PvP, Arena

Flatbuilding Creative Building Server

A java server where we build/do stuff… we have many minigames built by members. F.e a pvp arena with unique weapons, blackjack for gambling etc…

Server is almost 24/7 and has a small population for now

You can join via the discord server below to to play or to ask questions

https://discord.com/invite/HyhwG3SB2f

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server via the Discord link provided above.
What kind of minigames are available on the server?	We have a variety of minigames including a pvp arena with unique weapons and blackjack for gambling.
Is the server active 24/7?	Yes, the server is almost 24/7 with a small population for now.
Can I ask questions on the Discord server?	Yes, you can ask questions and interact with other players on the Discord server.