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StepmomNoMomLOL

blended family, Communication Issues, dad, emotional turmoil, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, father daughter relationship, father’s remarriage, Grief, loss of a parent, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, step siblings, stepfamily challenges, stepmom, stepmom boundaries, StepmomNoMomLOL, stepmother conflict, teenage struggles

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! 🤪

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the chaotic world of stepmoms, stepbrothers, and dads who just can’t seem to get it together. 😂

Experience the thrill of cleaning up after your new family members, dealing with spitting incidents in restaurants, and trying to navigate the complexities of being a teenager with a new stepmom who wants to be your “mother.” 🤣

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to attend virtual church services led by a preacher dad who believes forgiveness is key, even when you’re feeling like the worst daughter ever. 😜

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of family dynamics gone haywire! 🤣🎮 #FamilyDramaMinecraftServer

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bullying, cruel remarks, cruel words, damaging words, derogatory remarks, disrespectful language, Emotional Abuse, harsh criticism, hurtful phrases, hurtful remarks, hurtful words, insults, mean comments, Minecraft, negative comments, offensive language, painful insults, Server, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks, worst thing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing challenges.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

CraftyGenZReject

aspirations, conformity, CraftyGenZReject, experiences, fashion, generation gap, goals, hobbies, Individuality, interests, Lifestyle, Music, peer pressure, personal values, Preferences, Priorities, social media, societal norms, Technology, trends, unique choices

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	2656	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of all your friends obsessing over avocado toast and TikTok dances? Do you find yourself rolling your eyes at the latest trends that make absolutely no sense to you? Well, fear not my fellow non-conformist! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of mainstream culture!

On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have all collectively decided that avocado toast is overrated and TikTok dances are just plain silly. Instead, we spend our days building ridiculous structures out of pixelated blocks and engaging in epic battles with virtual zombies. Who needs the latest fads when you can have your own virtual kingdom to rule over?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mythical creature known as the Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you continue to waste your time trying to master the latest TikTok dance craze?

So come join us on our server and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs avocado toast when you can have virtual adventures and endless possibilities? Let’s show the world that being a non-conformist has never been so much fun!

BlazeCraft MC Server

BlazeCraft, Cannabis, cannabis clubs, cannabis laws, clubs, DRUG, German, German law, German states, germany, law, legalization, Marijuana, marijuana clubs, marijuana legalization, official launch, policy, recreational, regulations, Server, States, varying rules

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1316	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

lol this server is like a german marijuana club but for minecraft!!!!!! u can blaze it up while building ur epic creations!!!!!! we got varying rules just like the states in germany so u never know what craziness will happen next!!!!! join us for a high time and let’s get lit on this epic minecraft journey!!!!!!!

TacoCrafters – Where Bodies Are Blocks

blocks, Bodies, bodies found, border security, brutality, Corruption, crime, drug cartel, drug trafficking, gang violence, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, mass murder, mexico, organized crime, southern state, TacoCrafters, Tragedy, Truck, Victims, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

LOL come join dis server cuz it’s like a wild west shootout in Mexico but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bodies! we got 19 bodies found in trucks but don’t worry, they just respawn and keep playing cuz that’s how we roll in dis server! violence spreads like wildfire but it’s all in good fun, just watch out for them skeletons shooting arrows at ya! join now for a crazy adventure like no other, where chaos reigns and anything can happen!

Boofa SMP – Where even the creepers bring a gift basket! 1.21 Java server, 14+ only!

Back to Blocks, Basket, Bluemaps, Boofa, BRING, chunky, Clumps, Community, CREEPERS, death counter, Double Slabs, Dropper to Dispenser, equality, Events, Fabric, gift, java, Ledger, Lithium, ModernFix, Projects, RAM, sandstone dyeing, Server, SimpleDiscordLink, smp, Straight to Shapeless, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Mod	Fabric 1.21
World Border	3.5k x 3.5k
RAM	8GB
Location	Germany

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We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below 😀

Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed?	No, there is no unorganized PvP on the server.
How are decisions made on the server?	Decisions are made by the community in a structure of equality.
Are there many rules on the server?	There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but the server is still very community-oriented.

CraftySoundz Minecraft Server

art, AudioVisual, auditory, CraftySoundz, creativity, Images, imagination, Minecraft, multimedia, Perception, Sensation, Senses, sensory experience, sensory input, sensory integration, sensory overload, sensory perception, sensory processing, sensory stimulation, Server, Sound, synesthesia, Visual

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco club for zombies.

We’ve got custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on a Flying Pig”. Plus, our staff members are all trained in the art of interpretive dance and will entertain you with their moves while you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare potions. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia? Join us now and find out!

WuCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WuCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	226
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across – Wu Tang! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Wu Tang and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that made them unstoppable in PvP battles.

But that’s not all – on Wu Tang, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will guide you through the treacherous Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret disco party where all the mobs come together to boogie down and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wu Tang today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft: Wedding Woes

#1, Asshole, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Conversation, cousin, decision, Disappointment, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Europe, family, Infidelity, Mature, mental health, Respect, revoked, RSVP, stress, Support, Wedding, woes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Animals Bred:	143	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to deal with family drama? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise no family drama, just pure fun and adventure.

Imagine a world where you can bring whoever you want as your +1 without any restrictions. Want to bring your pet llama? Go ahead! Want to bring a zombie pigman as your date? Totally fine!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Plus, we have a special event where you can crash weddings and steal all the cake you want!

So why waste your time dealing with family issues when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Trust us, it’s way more fun than attending a wedding where you’re not even allowed to bring your best friend.

BarBrawlBeats

aggressive songs, bar altercation, bar brawl, bar confrontation, Bar fight, bar scuffle, bar violence, BarBrawlBeats, barroom brawl, barroom fight, brawl, chaotic playlist, fight night, fight song, odd music, pub fight, rowdy tunes, strange choice, unexpected tunes, unusual playlist, violent music

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than a bar fight is our gameplay! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to pick the perfect song for a bar brawl.

Our server is the only place where you can battle it out with other players while listening to the most oddly fitting songs for a bar fight. From classical music to nursery rhymes, you never know what will be playing in the background as you swing your sword and dodge arrows.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who serves up potions that will either boost your powers or turn you into a chicken for a day. Will you risk it for the biscuit and take a sip?

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.