Hit Song MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HitWonder SMP

artist, HitWonder, fleeting fame, Radio, 90s

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all dance to the sweet tunes of “Who Let the Dogs Out” on repeat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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ThunderCraft Server

hit song, thunder, catchy tune, Rock, Imagine Dragons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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StacysMomMC

Stacy’s mom, attraction, hit song, Timeless, funny

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, STACY’S MOM WORKS THERE! yea u heard me right, she be crafting blocks and slayin’ creepers like a boss. she got that mom strength, ya know?

and get this, if u join da server, u might even get to meet her in person! she be givin’ out diamond swords and enchanted armor like it’s candy on Halloween.

plus, rumor has it that she can tame dragons with just a wink of her eye. yea, she be a Minecraft legend, fo sho. so come join da server and see if u can handle hangin’ with Stacy’s mom!

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Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, cuntboys, fan fiction, wish, dream

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

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PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

Server, pet training, Minecraft, Replacement, dog owner

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

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PowerWasherPals4Eva

response, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, overdue, text

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

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SmartypantsMC SMP

shrewd, Wise, sharp mind, smp, brainpower

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

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DisgustCraft

culture, social norms, opinion, peculiar, strange

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

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HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

APPROVED, Cannabis, industrial hemp, Assembly, Panama’s

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

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MotherhoodMadness

united nations, child abuse, gender-based violence, MotherhoodMadness, Girls

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?

but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

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