Hit On MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UncleCreepBeGoneMC

hit on, Defensive, uncle, Girlfriend, EMBARRASSMENT

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

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Crafty Advice Minecraft Server

Visit, long lost relatives, single father, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my family tree? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like my love life. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging child support while exploring a world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love with a distant cousin from Romania – after all, stranger things have happened in my family! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

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Cashier Flirts Minecraft Server

country encounters, Server, ENCOUNTERS, FLIRTING, inappropriate

Are you tired of getting hit on at the cashier in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only flirting you’ll experience is with our adorable pixelated animals! No more awkward encounters while trying to buy groceries, just pure gaming fun!

Join our server and become a cashier in a virtual world where you can flirt with all the cute players without any repercussions! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend who will never leave you for a better server?

So come on over and leave those awkward encounters behind. Join our Minecraft server today and start a new chapter of your life where the only inappropriate moves are the ones you make with your blocky character!

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BoomerBlockerZ

doubtful, Smile, grocery store, AITAH, Rude

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

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CreeperCrush Minecraft Server

CreeperCrush, embarassing, Minecraft, bar, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where you can build, mine, and fight off zombies with your friends.

Tired of dealing with dating drama like our friend here? Well, on our server, the only relationship you need to worry about is with your diamond pickaxe. No more worrying about who likes who or getting your heart broken – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

And hey, who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow players to hang out with? Wade may be cute, but have you seen the creations our players have built? Now that’s true love.

So come join us on our server and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who knows, you may even find your true love in the form of a pixelated pig. It’s a wild world out there, but on our server, anything is possible.

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DemoralizingCraft: Where every block break feels like a personal attack

Years, Feels, blowjobs, Open, stupid games

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server where even the most unlikely players can find love and adventure!

Are you tired of being an “ok looking white dude” in real life? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 120lbs Muslim BVLL or a Gypsy getting blowjobs out in the open? We’ve got you covered!

Forget about not getting any sex except from “roasties” in real life. On our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual love and attention from all kinds of players. No need to work hard for some sloppy seconds here, just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Join us now and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love as an “ok looking white dude”. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Insane Minecraft Server today!

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DustyCraft: Allergic Adventures

long distance, dusty house, household cleanliness, cleaning, family visit

Are you tired of dealing with dusty houses that make your allergies go haywire? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about dust again! Our virtual world is clean and dust-free, perfect for those with sensitive sinuses like you. Plus, you won’t have to confront any mother-in-laws about their messy homes – just log on and play to your heart’s content!

We have a special “Dust-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any pesky dust particles floating around. And if you ever feel the need to escape from the real world and its dusty problems, just hop on our server and relax in our virtual paradise.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to dust allergies forever! Who knew a video game could solve your real-life problems?

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RunAwayNow Minecraft SMP

Frightening, Panic, life-threatening, RunAwayNow, Adrenaline Rush

OMG guys, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, one time I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly this giant chicken spawned out of nowhere and started chasing me. I was like, “Oh heck no, I ain’t messin’ with no giant chicken!” So I ran for my life, screaming like a little girl the whole time.

But that’s not even the best part. Later on, I was building a cute little house by the beach, when all of a sudden a herd of zombie dolphins came out of the water and started attacking me. I was like, “What in the world is happening?!” I had to grab my diamond sword and fight them off, all while trying not to drown in the ocean.

If you want some crazy, heart-pounding moments like these, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the best parties with cake and fireworks every night. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together! #chickensfromhell #zombiedolphins #bestpartiesever 🎉🔥🐔🐬

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Creepers R Us – GTFO NOW!

life-threatening, evacuation, flee, life or death, Urgent

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard the sound of a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling but 10 times scarier on our server! Our world is filled with surprises at every turn, from hidden traps to unexpected mob attacks. It’s like playing Minecraft on hardcore mode, but with a side of chaos and laughter.

Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding moments that will have you screaming for your virtual life. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the adrenaline rush of surviving on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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RedstoneRelations Minecraft Server

international relations, russia, Moscow, sanctions, bilateral relations

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity, ya know? we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. if u join, u get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs?

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even Russia wants to normalise ties with us. they said they’ll only lift sanctions on Moscow if we let them join our epic Minecraft world. so come on, join us and be part of the most outrageous server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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