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Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

Assassin, Cinema, classic film, contract killer, contract killing, crime film, dark comedy, Dorothy, Dorothy Gale, Dorothy Gale movie, FAMOUS, fictional character, film character, film industry, Gales, hired assassin, hit job, hitwoman, iconic, Killer, movie character, Protagonist, The Wizard of Oz

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

KishuCraft Minecraft Server

big league, dog retirement, dog retirement program, KENDU SHIB KAI, KENDU SHIB KAI retirement, Kishu ken, Kishu ken big league, Kishu ken retirement, Kishu ken retirement goals, Kishu ken retirement lifestyle, Kishu ken retirement plan, KishuCraft, Minecraft, retiré, retire with Kishu ken, retired dogs, Retirement, retirement benefits, retirement opportunity, Server, stress free lifestyle, stress-free living

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because Kishu ken is about to level up with our new addition, KENDU SHIB KAI! Join us for a stress-free lifestyle filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through the virtual world with their ninja skills. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a pack of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a slice of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Kishu ken and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HoarderMomCPS Minecraft Server

child custody, child safety, child welfare, clutter, CPS, emotional distress, emotional wellbeing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, hoarder mom, HoarderMomCPS, hoarding disorder, household chaos, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, parental neglect, Parental Responsibility, Server, Shopaholic, sibling care, sibling relationships

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hoarding and shopaholic tendencies are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a unique gaming experience where every block you collect is a valuable addition to your virtual collection.

Imagine building your own virtual 4 bedroom, 2 bath house filled to the brim with hand soap and loofahs – just like the one described in this post! Walk through narrow pathways surrounded by valuable treasures and discover the thrill of never-ending packages waiting at your virtual doorstep.

But beware, the real challenge lies in convincing your virtual family to let go of their sentimental items and make room for new acquisitions. Will you be able to navigate through the clutter and create a harmonious living space for your virtual siblings?

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of virtual hoarding like never before. Who needs a clean and organized world when you can have a chaotic and cluttered paradise? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a hoarder’s dream come true!

BridezillaCraft

advances, Airbnb, Apology, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, BridezillaCraft, Cake, Drama, friendship, Groomsman, Inappropriate Behavior, Mama Mia night, Married men, MOH, Non-alcoholic drinks, Poorly organized, Rehearsal, screaming, Steaming suits, Wedding, Yelling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Towns Built:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild wedding drama unfolding in front of your very eyes!

Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, just like being a bridesmaid at a wedding where everything goes wrong. From dealing with problematic MOHs to fending off advances from crazy bridesmaids, our server will keep you on your toes!

Help decorate the bridal suite, steam wrinkled suits, and deal with unrinsed cups and insufficient food just like at a poorly organized wedding. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness someone spreading their legs in front of everyone – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on down to our server where the drama never ends and the bride might just block you on social media for no reason at all. It’s a wedding disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss it!

EgoCraft

About.., EgoCraft, Favorite, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, thing.., yourself

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Votes:	281
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within our virtual world.

With our custom plugins and insane storylines, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!

KremlinCraft: Russian Hackers Unleashed

cyber army, cyber attacks, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign policy, government hacking, hackers, HACKING, international relations, Kremlin-protected, KremlinCraft, national security, Russian, Russian government, Russian hackers, state-sponsored attacks, UK infrastructure attack, Unleashed

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by russian hackers who are part of a kremlin-protected cyber army? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join us for some epic gaming adventures and maybe even learn some hacking skills along the way. who needs uk infrastructure when u can take over the virtual world with us? plus, we have the best virtual vodka parties this side of the internet. join now before putin himself invites u to join our elite squad. #russianhackerlife #minecraftmadness #putinapproved

Memory Lane Craft

anxiety, Craft, Emotional healing, emotions, favorite song, fear of remembering, forgotten memories., introspection, Lane, lost memories, Memory, Memory Loss, mental health, Music, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, teenage years

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7380	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2035
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

hey u!! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that it will make ur brain explode with joy!! like one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas!! and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking around the server!! if u join our server, u will have the chance to experience all this craziness and more!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

HurricaneMonkeysLOL

adaptation, Altruism, Animal Behavior, community resilience, cooperation, environmental impact, group dynamics, Hurricane, HurricaneMonkeysLOL, life expectancy, Longevity, natural disaster, primate community, resilience, shared shade, social behavior, social support, survival strategy, Tolerant monkeys, weather event, wildlife conservation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

come join our minecraft server where tolerant monkeys share shade after a hurricane and increase their life expectancy! 🐒🌪️

we have a special monkey village where you can build tree houses and swing from vines like a true primate! 🌳🐵

our bananas are always ripe and our coconuts are never empty! 🍌🥥

rumor has it, there’s a secret underground banana bunker where you can hoard all the potassium your heart desires! 🍌💣

join us and be part of the monkey madness! 🐒🎉

vrkttr

active community, Adventure, building, Creative, Creative mode, deutschland, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Features, game modes, gaming experience, German, LandClaim System, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Multiverse System, PvE, role playing, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	3944

Welcome to the VRKTTR Minecraft server, the ultimate adventure for all German Minecraft fans! Our server offers you a variety of exciting game modes and unique features that will make your gaming experience unforgettable.

Features: 1. Multiverse-System 2. Creative mode 3. Survivalmodus 4. LandClaim-System 5. Aktive Community 6. Regular events

srv.vrkttr.de

SLIME MC

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Friends, grind, ISLAND, Keys, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvP, RANK, Rewards, Server, Shop, Skyblock, slimcmc, Survival, Vote

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchantments Applied:	99
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	186
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5728
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

VOTE OUR SERVER AND GOT REWARD there are skyblock / lifesteal / pvp you can pvp with your frinends play lifesteal or survival with your firends and you can make own island with friends and grinde or you can buy rank and keys at our discord server Slimcmc play now

15.207.55.169

BoomerSlang Minecraft Server

BoomerSlang, changing language, Communication, Cultural differences, generation, generational gap, historical terms, intergenerational communication, language evolution, long tail tags, Minecraft, modern slang, older generation, parents generation, Server, sex slang, sexual expressions, sexual language, sexual terms, sexual vernacular, Slang, slang terms, societal norms

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).