hit job – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema
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So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.
If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

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OverhypedCraft
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Are you tired of being a boring old farmer or miner in Minecraft? Do you want to spice up your virtual life with some real excitement? Then come join our server, where we have the most outrageous professions you’ve ever seen!
Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! Ride around on magical creatures and spread sparkles and rainbows wherever you go. Or how about becoming a professional lava diver? Dive into the fiery depths and see if you can find the legendary Flame Fish!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a profession called the Chicken Whisperer, where you can communicate with our feathered friends and lead them on epic quests for chicken nuggets. And if that’s not crazy enough for you, try your hand at being a professional cloud surfer, riding the fluffy white waves high above the Minecraft world.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join our server and experience professions like never before! Who needs boring old mining when you can be a unicorn wrangler?

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Aluminum Battery Fun Land
aluminum, Battery, Fun, Land
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DIAMOND IN A SEA OF DIRT BLOCKS. WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YA A LIL’ STORY.
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED PICKAXES. THEY WERE SO HAPPY, THEY STARTED DOING THE FLOSS DANCE WITH THEIR PET CREEPER. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE CRAZIEST PART.
THERE’S A RUMOR THAT IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT ENDERMAN. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. A FREAKIN’ DRAGON. AND IF YOU WIN, YOU GET A GOLDEN BLOCK THAT MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

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What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?
Minecraft, Server, ssundee
SSundee is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his gaming videos, particularly Minecraft and Fortnite. He has amassed a large following for his entertaining and engaging content, including Let’s Plays, challenges, and collaborations with other YouTubers. SSundee is also known for his sense of humor and energetic personality, which has endeared him to fans around the world.

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wispwood

#youtube, carnival minigames, Community, Custom, Furniture, Ip:, Items, Links, modelled mobs, Npcs, PG-13, Piggies, plushies, Quickstart Guide, Relax, rpg dungeons, smp, Survival, Timeline, wispwood

Welcome to Wispwood!

We’re a cottagecore themed survival server with gameplay that focuses on reminding you of how relaxing Minecraft can be. The days last 3 times as long, nights can’t be skipped (but they are less dangerous), and we’ve got snails and bugs!

Even though we run a modern server that uses the latest tech, the spirit is rooted in old school survival.

Features

A small and cosy PG-13 community for hanging out and enjoying a survival experience that encourages you to take things slow and go at a relaxed pace.

A custom resource pack bringing dozens of custom modelled mobs, NPCs, items, furniture, plushies, cosmetic, all without the player needing to download any mods!

A timeline with features to be added (like carnival minigames and RPG dungeons!)

IP: play.thenestmc.com Links: Quickstart Guide | Piggies

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server family-friendly?	Yes, the server is PG-13 and encourages a friendly and relaxed atmosphere.
Can I use mods on the server?	No mods are required as we have a custom resource pack with custom models.
What sets Wispwood apart from other servers?	Our focus on a relaxing and nostalgic survival experience with unique features like snails and bugs.

Epic Adventure Isles 1.21.3
1.21.3, acquisitions, Activision, Adventure, bethesda, console, Entertainment, Epic, gamepass, Gaming, gaming acquisitions, Gaming Community, gaming companies, gaming future, gaming industry, gaming market, Gaming news, gaming trends, irrelevant console, Isles, microsoft, money spent, video games, wasted billions
Bruh, this server is like if Bill Gates went crazy and started spending all his money on Minecraft gamepasses, buying out Bethesda and Activision, and making consoles obsolete. Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, money-wasting, console-destroying Minecraft experience. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where everything is just…weird. But in a good way, I think? Just join and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

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BabyRageCraft
Apology, baby, BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, family, feelings, friendship, instagram, mental health, Motherhood, overreacting, perspective, postpartum, Respect, social media, Support, Understanding, Visiting
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for some baby mama drama and surprise birthday parties that will leave you shooketh!
Reasons to join: – Witness more plot twists than a soap opera – Experience the thrill of waiting for a text that never comes – Enjoy brunch with virtual friends who may or may not cancel on you last minute – Get the chance to be left out of social media posts just like in real life
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions in the world of Minecraft! Remember, drama llama approved!

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GiftCraftCooler
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Oh, honey, forget about boring gifts like socks and gift cards. The coolest gift you’ll ever receive is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that could shoot fireballs and summon dragons to do their bidding. And that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man”. So, if you want to experience epic adventures, crazy surprises, and maybe even find a diamond sword of your own, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

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TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server
Minecraft, Server, TrudeauCraft
so, like, u know how justin trudeau is always like, “hey, i’m the prime minister of canada and stuff”? well, guess what, he’s gonna like, quit or something! apparently he’s gonna be all like, “yo, i’m outta here, peace out, eh?” and everyone’s gonna be like, “whaaat?!”
but, like, don’t worry about all that boring political stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. plus, rumor has it that justin trudeau himself is gonna join us after he quits being prime minister. can you imagine mining diamonds with justin trudeau? it’s gonna be wild, eh?
so, like, forget about all that real world drama and come join our server for some good old fashioned fun. who needs politics when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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SabotageCraft: TaiwanUndersea
Asia-Pacific, China, communication network, connectivity, cybersecurity, damaged, digital infrastructure, Espionage, Geopolitics, international relations, internet, long tail tag, maritime security, sabotage, SabotageCraft, submarine cable, taiwan, TaiwanUndersea, Technology, telecommunications, undersea cable, undersea warfare
so, liek, u kno wat wuld b way bettr than dealin with all that drama? joinin dis EPIC minecraft server, bruh! we got crazzy underwater adventures, just like dat cable near taiwan, except we wont sabotage u, we’ll just giv u a fun time! swim with dolphins, build ur own underwater city, and fight off evil squids tryna mess with ur vibe. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on dis watery wonderland. come join us and make a splash!

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Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft Server
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join dis epic minecraft server where midgets rule the land and have the biggest dongs in all the land. u wont believe ur eyes when u see these tiny dudes swinging their massive schlongs around, it’s like a circus but with more blocky graphics. come for the midgets, stay for the dong show. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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