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Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

Assassin, Cinema, classic film, contract killer, contract killing, crime film, dark comedy, Dorothy, Dorothy Gale, Dorothy Gale movie, FAMOUS, fictional character, film character, film industry, Gales, hired assassin, hit job, hitwoman, iconic, Killer, movie character, Protagonist, The Wizard of Oz

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	3179
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

Christmas Trans Boy Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Boy, celebration, christmas, Diversity, Festive, Gender Identity, gift, Happiness, holiday, Inclusivity, joy, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, PRESENT, smp, Trans, trans boy, Transgender, transgender boy, wish, Wishlist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crops Grown:	6498	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be your crazy self.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!

ExStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

bridal shower, Communication Issues, event planning, ex-stepmom, ExStepMomDrama, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, guest list, invite list, Minecraft, party planning, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister drama, social etiquette, uncomfortable situation, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	616	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!

BroPicsNoShareLOL

body positivity, BroPicsNoShareLOL, family boundaries, family dynamics, in-laws, intrusive behavior, Marriage Struggles, over interference, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, privacy issues, privacy rights, private person, sharing boundaries, sharing photos, vacation experiences, vacation memories, vacation pictures, vacation privacy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2345	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crops Grown:	3827
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Towns Built:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2810	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!