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TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

pass, PIXEL, Purgatory

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2877	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

advertising, BEWARE, Communication, Cultural, Diversity, foreign visitors, International, Japan, japanese, Japanese subway, Marketing, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Poster, Promotion, public transportation, Server, Subway, subway stations, Targeting, tourism, tourism industry, Tourist, tourist attractions, Tourists, trap, travel, White, white tourists

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

adorable, animal, Aquatic, cute, cute shark, fins, funny, humor, love, marine life, meme, Ocean, partner, relationship, rule, sea creature, shark wife, Sharks, SharkyCraft, Spouse, teeth, Underwater, Wife, Wives

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

assured, blocky, Calm, Casual, Chill, collected, Composed, CONFIDENT, Cool, easygoing, indifferent, laid back, McBlockface, mom, nonchalant, poised, Relaxed, self-assured, self-confident, Serene, Suave, Thinks, unflappable, unruffled, Youre

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchantments Applied:	94	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	5034
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Emeralds Found:	2258
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!