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BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

backfiring, Blacks, BlockyBodycams, bodycams, brutality, Demand, Drugs, erratic behavior, fighting cops, footage, Hole, injustice, Minecraft, narrative, PR disaster, reality check, resisting arrest, saving grace, smp, Ultimate Weapon, unarmed victim, weapon

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Christmas movie night, crystal, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Excalibur, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Hateful Eight, Lavender Beds, leviathan, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Solution Nine, Starlight Celebration, VGL Cytube

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Final Fantasy XIV references and general shenanigans.

Patch 7.15 is out, and we’re celebrating with a Starlight Celebration that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer Twitch Insanity!

Join us for meetups that will leave you questioning reality. Male Middie Movie Night? Spooky Club featuring Krampus and a Christmas Horror Story? Violent Night (2022)? Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard 1? We’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our New Year’s Eve Meetup in Malboro Shirogane Ward 15 Subdivision. It’s going to be a party you won’t forget (or maybe you will, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	67	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

ai, appreciation, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Copilot, Development, Gratitude, innovation, microsoft, Minecraft, programming, programming tools, smp, software, Software Development, Support, teamwork, Tech, Technology, thank you, Tools

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, NetLinkUp MC, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Potions Brewed:	121	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

Chill, comparison, contrasting personalities, Decision making, down to earth, Earth, easygoing, Friends, Fun, laid back, left, Miguel, Minecraft, Paco, Personality, Relaxed, right, Rigid, serious, smp, Strict, TENSE, uptight

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.