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BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

#youtube, BratwurstCraft, CREEPERS, cultural impact, Cultural significance, culturally influential, culture, documentary, Educational, endermen, european history, German culture, germany, Germany history, historical, History, influential, influential era, influential iteration, informative, iteration, lederhosen, modern Germany, Play, polka, Video, wear

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

PolandCraft: Where Creepers wear Pierogi Hats and Endermen dance the Polka!

Baltic Sea, Central Europe, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Dance, eastern europe, endermen, European country, european union, Gdansk, hats, History, Krakow, pierogi, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polish cuisine, Polish language, polka, Pope John Paul II, Schengen Area, Slavic culture, solidarity movement, travel destination, Vistula River, Warsaw, wear

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, pondering the mysteries of Poland? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is shaped like a pierogi and creepers wear traditional Polish folk costumes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Minecart Racing League, where players compete in death-defying races through underground tunnels filled with lava and TNT traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and pierogies!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Polish Unicorn, rumored to roam the server’s enchanted forests and grant wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, it’s said to have a taste for pickles and vodka.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Polish-themed Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Dziękuję!

OpaCraft: Where Zeus and Moses team up for epic adventures!

Adventures, alignment, cooperation, culture, Epic, forget, Genes, Geopolitics, globohomo influence, Greek, History, international relations, Israel, Languages, Mediterranean, MERGE, MIDDLE EAST, moses, OpaCraft, shared outlook, TEAM, tradition, Unity, Western US, Zeus

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	154	Animals Bred:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2648	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7671

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where we have merged two countries into one epic land of craziness. Our players all share the same genes, outlook, and even speak the same language (well, sort of). Say goodbye to Western US globohomo influence and hello to a whole new world of wackiness!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling along the way!

Crafting Chaos: The Battle of Blockington 2024-2035

2024-2035, american civil war, battle, Blockington, Chaos, Confederacy, Conflict, Crafting, Democracy, Division, Government, History, leadership, Military, north, Politics, Rebellion, Reconstruction, South, strategy, Support, union, united states, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Animals Bred:	76	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you Team Creeper or Team Enderman? Join our epic Minecraft server and choose your side in the ultimate battle for blocky supremacy! Will you build towering castles to defend against the creepers, or will you sneak around like a sneaky Enderman stealing blocks left and right? The choice is yours, but beware of the legendary Herobrine who lurks in the shadows, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his ghostly tricks! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs. See you in the game, brave warriors!

DakotaCraft: Where even the cows are pixelated!

anthropology, comparison, Cows, Cultural differences, DakotaCraft, Dakotas, Diversity, first time, height, height difference, History, indigenous peoples, Injuns, mexico, native american, Observation, physical characteristics, pixelated, Plains, questions, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Injuns are taller than skyscrapers and the Mexicans are shorter than hobbits! Join us for a wild west adventure like no other, where you can ride giant Injuns like horses and challenge tiny Mexicans to epic duels. Who needs logic when you have craziness like this? Come on in and see for yourself!

Creepers in Russia

Architecture, art, city, Contemporary, CREEPERS, culture, History, home, Kremlin, landmarks, Moscow, museums, nightlife, Red Square, russia, Russian cuisine, shopping, SightSeeing, Traditional, travel, urban living

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CommieCraft: Where we mine diamonds, not overthrow governments! #TrotskyWho

CommieCraft, communism, Contemporary, controversial, diamonds, Exile, governments, History, Ideology, Impact, influence, leader, Legacy, Modernization, opinion, Overthrow, Perception, perspective, Politics, revolution, russians, society, soviet union, Trotsky, TrotskyWho

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Emeralds Found:	953
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera!

We have factions fighting over who gets to control the enchanted forest, players forming secret alliances to overthrow the ruling class, and even a rumor that Trotsky himself has risen from the dead to lead a revolution against the mods!

So if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where politics, power struggles, and diamond theft are all part of the game, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server and have your own epic tale to tell about how you conquered the virtual world.

Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

Achievements, biden, Bitcoin, Brew, Covenants, Crafty, CREEPERS, dumb contracts, fraud, fraud prevention, History, Jail, julian assange, lightning network, ln+, loss prevention, Losses, Potions, RUN, Scared, Sentence, solitary confinement, standardizing functions, trump, Vote, witches

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Towns Built:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Conquer, conqueror, conqueror’s legacy, conqueror’s triumph, CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, Defeat, defeated America in Cold War, defeated Napoleon, defeated NATO, defeated Nazi, defeated Swedish empire, defeated Ukraine in 2014, fear, global conflict, History, Military, military strategy, Russia I kneel, Tread, Victory, War, world war II

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Items Found:	5005	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4408	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!

Latin Llamas Minecraft Server: Where Even the Creepers Speak Latin!

Academia, Ancient, ancient civilizations, classical, Communication, CREEPERS, culture, dead language, education, French, History, Language, latin, linguistics, Literature, Llamas, medical field, Minecraft, Professions, romance languages, Server, speak, terminology, translation, vocabulary

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Items Found:	7151	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you yearn for a server where Latin is the language of choice? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you Latin-speaking enthusiasts out there!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of a hidden civilization where Latin is the key to unlocking ancient treasures. Battle mythical creatures, build epic structures, and communicate with fellow players in the language of the Romans.

But beware, for the ghost of Julius Caesar haunts these lands, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to misuse his beloved language. So brush up on your Latin conjugations and declensions, because on this server, speaking Latin isn’t just a choice – it’s a way of life. Join now and experience the ultimate Latin-speaking Minecraft adventure!

BlockyDisaster Minecraft Server

BlockyDisaster, how did it go so bad, Minecraft, Server, what caused the failure, what led to the disaster, what went wrong, why did it fail

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	233	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who have learned how to break dance and challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, come join us and see just what went so wrong…in the best way possible!

AIcraft SMP: Openai Insider

#announcement, AIcraft, anticipation, Artificial Intelligence, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Future, innovation, Insider, insider information, insider knowledge, insider perspective, News, official announcement, openai, Pace, smp, strawberry announcement, Technology, Upcoming Event, update, Working

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Towns Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you ever feel like you’re stuck in a boring world where nothing exciting happens? Well, have I got news for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the official strawberry announcement by Openai is just around the corner! Rumor has it that once the announcement is made, strawberries will rain from the sky and grant you special powers in-game. And let me tell you, with all the chaos and excitement going on, you won’t even feel like working anymore! So come join us and experience the strawberry madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

Momma’s Logic Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, challenging beliefs, Communication, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, family expectations, generational trauma, Guilt, Logic, Manipulation, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, parenting, personal growth, Religion, self worth, self-assertion, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, upbringing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and join a community of craziness!

Are your parents trying to make you move back home and take care of them? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual home and never have to deal with real-life responsibilities again!

Join us and unleash your creativity, just like the time when you used your mom’s own logic against her and made her cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Escape the judgmental eyes of your siblings and embrace the freedom of building whatever you want, whenever you want. No more getting chewed out for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss!

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the real-life drama behind!

CussCraft: Mom Apology Edition

Apology, bath time, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coparenting challenges, CussCraft, discipline, Divorce, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mom, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, single parenting, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	166	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the cold like a bunch of dudes who just love being chilly!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time when Alex broke his leg and had to be bathed by his dad because he’s too afraid to wash on one foot. But watch out, because if you try to help him in the bath without knocking, you might just get cussed out like his mom did!

We don’t mess around here, we stand up for our rights to privacy even if it means no Xbox for a week. So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where even the most unexpected situations can lead to some hilarious moments. Who needs modesty when you’ve got a server full of cold-loving dudes ready to take on anything?

RegretCraft2023

#sustainability, changing perspectives, consumerism, cultural shifts, evolving tastes, fads, fashion, fast fashion, future regrets, hindsight, influencer culture, lasting impact., popular trends, regret, RegretCraft2023, short-lived trends, social media, societal norms, Technology, throwaway culture, trends

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server and be ahead of the curve by participating in the trendiest trend of all time – building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses! Trust us, in a few years, everyone will be kicking themselves for not joining our server sooner and being part of the llama revolution. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the world with their fabulous fashion sense. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making!

DeforestationCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 15 months, Amazon, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, DeforestationCraft, Destruction, ecosystem, Environmental, environmental impact, first time, global warming, illegal logging, Minecraft, Rainforest, Rises, Server, wildlife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love mining and crafting and building epic stuff? well, guess what, our server is the bomb diggity of all minecraft servers out there! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored of the same old servers with boring rules and boring builds. so they decided to create their own server, a server like no other. a server where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. a server where u can build a castle made entirely out of cheese and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

on our server, u can explore the amazon rainforest, yes u heard me right, the amazon rainforest! u can chop down trees and mine for diamonds while saving the rainforest from evil creepers and skeletons. u can ride on the back of a giant sloth and swing from tree to tree like tarzan. u can even build a treehouse that reaches the clouds and have a pet monkey that throws bananas at ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. and who knows, u might even become the king or queen of the amazon rainforest!

PixelPrisonPleasure

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Conflict, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, No justification, Palestinian prisoners, PixelPrisonPleasure, response, sexual assault, US, Video, VIOLATION, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that teleports you to a secret disco party with Herobrine!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob who can’t handle the awesomeness. But hey, no judgment here! Just grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Common Sense Warp

Alternate Realities, causality, chronological shifts, common, common sense, future shock, historical context, Paradox, reevaluate, Sci Fi, science fiction, sense, temporal anomalies, temporal cognition, temporal displacement, temporal logic, temporal perception, time machine, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel rules, Time Travelers, Warp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7158	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Spears Created:	22

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1290	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Votes:	1296	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1990	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crops Grown:	1750
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!