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The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

amusement, banter, chuckles, comedy, Comical, creeper, Entertainment, Fun, funny, giggles, humor, Humorous, jest, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, light-hearted humor, lighthearted, Minecraft, sarcasm, satire, smp, Thread, WIT, witticism

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	4002	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

Endless Ouro Kronii Minecraft Server

#HololiveEnglish, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, art, Collabs, Council, Endless, fanfic, HoloID, hololive, Holostars, Kronii, memes, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, NSFW, Ouro, Promise, Server, streaming

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as it gets! Join now for a chance to play with Ouro Kronii herself – yes, the one and only! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal in the server, you’ll be transported to a world where Kronii’s original songs play on repeat and the sky is literally on fire. Don’t believe us? Just ask the schizos and Londoners who tried to defame Kronii – they were swiftly dealt with by the Cover team. Plus, our server has its own fanfic listing and a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand! Remember, Kronii love is the only love worth having in this crazy Minecraft world!

Why Not Date An Onlyfans Girl? Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Commitment, date, DATING, digital intimacy, Exclusivity, financial independence, girl, Jealousy, long-distance relationship, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, modern dating, monetizing intimacy, online presence, online privacy, online sex work, onlyfans, privacy concerns, relationships, sex work stigma, smp, solo content, virtual relationships

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Villages Defended:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ores Mined:	6323

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.

Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.

So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!

Web Fishing Atlyss Minecraft Server

Atlyss, Digital Marketing, digital presence, digital success, First Web Fishing, Fishing, Furries, instant success, internet-marketing, Minecraft, online branding, online business, online growth, online marketing, online presence, online strategy, online success, online visibility, path to success, Server, web, web design, web fishing, Website Development

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries have taken over and it’s an absolute party! Forget about fishing in the first web or exploring Atlyss, because here you can dress up as your favorite furry character and dominate the virtual world.

Join us for epic battles where unicorns ride into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, and where the creepers have been replaced by adorable fluffy kittens. Build your dream furry castle complete with a pet dragon and a moat filled with hot cocoa.

But beware, the evil anti-furries are lurking in the shadows, trying to ruin our fun. Will you join us in the fight to protect our furry paradise? Or will you be left out in the cold, wishing you had embraced your inner furry sooner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the furries reign supreme!

Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP

bad time, BDSM, consensual, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, Furries, Furry, Girls, kink, Limits, Minecraft, Nasty, no gore, Pain, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, sadism, safe word, smp, Submission

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7478	Secret Passages Found:	8
Animals Bred:	181	Players Killed by Monsters:	7053
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Emeralds Found:	8920

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Conflict, double standards, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, introspection, Minecraft, others, perspective, Psychology, reactions, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, Treat, TREATED, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

#rockers, iconic duo, iconic pair, Jannetty, long lost tag team, Marty Jannetty, Michaels, Minecraft, professional wrestling, shawn michaels, Show, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling feuds, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling tag teams, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE superstars

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Towns Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

/seriea/ in yurop – Terronic edition Minecraft SMP

Aston Villa, Atalanta, bologna, champions league, comfy, Conference league, Edition, Europa League, Fiorentina, inter, Juventus, Lazio, LOSC, Ludogorets, MATCHDAY 5, meds, milan, Minecraft, oliveoilpilled, Pafos, RB Leipzig, Roma, SerieA, Slovan Bratislava, smp, Terronic, Terronic edition, Thursday November 28th, Tottenham, Tuesday November 26th, Water, Wednesday November 27th, young boys, Yurop

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	780	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than a Champions League match? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is a goal scored against your opponents. We’ve got more drama than a Europa League matchday, with factions battling it out like Lazio vs Ludogorets. And don’t forget about our Conference League matches, where Fiorentina takes on Pafos in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But it’s not all about the competition, we also prioritize self-care. Remember to take your meds, drink water, and stay oliveoilpilled while you conquer the virtual world with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!