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Enderbyte09s Server

Chill, collaborative development, Community, Enderbyte09s, family friendly, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

A fun, chill, family friendly, near-vanilla survival server. We have a small, kind community. This server prizes collaborative development. We also have a small selection of parkour.

enderbyteprograms.net

Mitch McConnell Not Doing So Well Minecraft Server

concerns, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Government, health issues, Health Update, Illness, kentucky, leadership, mcconnell, Minecraft, mitch, Mitch McConnell, News, not doing well, Politics, public figure, Recovery, REPUBLICAN, sad, Senate Majority Leader, Server, update, US Senate

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? That’s right, haunted by the ghost of Steve’s failed creeper farm. Legend has it that if you build a new creeper farm in the same spot, Steve’s ghost will come back to haunt you with explosions galore!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Country Trader Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, Country, FAGGOT, fled, iran, lmao, Minecraft, Role Model, russia, smp, sold his country, trader..

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the owner once sold his country to Russia and Iran just for funsies. He then fled like a faggot, but hey, who hasn’t done that at least once in their Minecraft career? Plus, he’s a role model for all the /pol/tards out there, so you know this server is gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some crazy shenanigans and questionable decision-making!

AutoEconomy

buy and sell, christmas, Community, early access, Economy, enemies, Events, Factions, Friends, gameplay, Goods, java edition, Land claiming, multiplayer, proximity voice chat, PvP, server hosting, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

A vanilla+ economy survival server. You can use proximity vc, claim plots of land, buy and sell goods, make friends, kill enemies. Going into early access THIS CHRISTMAS.

Edition: Java Version: 1.20.1

51.79.46.224

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, gamedev experience, helpful links, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, VG, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the city was guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who loved to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the gamedev experience of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, Android, appstore, gameplay video, general, Gorbad, Hotfix 5.3.1, Ios, LEGIO COMITATENSES, Minecraft, News, Older Titles, Omens of Destruction Trailer, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, TOTAL, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Buildings Constructed:	50
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is like a cross between Herobrine’s haunted mansion and a village full of derpy villagers!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. We’ve got alliances forming faster than you can say “diamond sword”, and betrayals that will make you question your trust in your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to watch the chaos unfold.

So come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get…blocky.

Pluto

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Network, OITC, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

PlutoFR (Or Pluto Network) is a multi gamemode based server, it includes: Skywars, 1v1, OITC, KitPVP, FFA and more (More releasing soon – Planned: Bedwars and Factions)

(or, you can join us through our direct ip -> 213.170.135.187)

mc.pluto.city

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

#2470, 79712253, BlockyBoys, career choices, computer edition, employment, fbf, job market, Job Opportunities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job types, Jobs, Minecraft, neet lifestyle, neets, Nonnys, r9gay, Server, threadly question, working at the computer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest work-from-home dreams! Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to chill at the computer all day? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us and become a virtual NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) where you can chat with other nonnys about their made-up jobs and speculate about what job FBF (Fancy Businessman Frog) would have. Maybe he’s a professional fly catcher or a lily pad designer, who knows?

So why wait? Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you pretend to work at the computer while actually just playing Minecraft all day. It’s the ultimate escape from reality!

Crafty Linux SMP

1337 h4x0r, ASCII text, AV work, Avidemux, black terminal, compile, CPU usage, Crafty, FOSS alternatives, graphics tasks, iMovie, integrated graphics, linux, lmms, MIDI sequencing, netbook, nvidia gpu, professional software, programming, Retina Macbook Pro, run programs, smp, ssh, text file input, Video editing, video editing software

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.

What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, I Added Horror Mods without Telling My Friends…, jeffy, Kory, Lily, maizen, maze build, MIA, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, noob vs pro, Omz, Omz and Roxy, Omziscool, Roxy, Roxy and Omz, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4111	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2