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HistoricalFails Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Farms Harvested:	841	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	896906

Are you tired of boring old history books? Want to see what really went down in the past? Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate iconic moments in history with a hilarious twist! Watch as Julius Caesar tries to take a selfie with Brutus before getting backstabbed, or see Cleopatra accidentally tweet out her secret love letters to Mark Antony. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history like never before – join us now for a laugh riot! #TimeTravelTuesdays #HistoricalHilarity

✨Young World✨ Minecraft server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

New server for Anarchy

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HallowSkies

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! HallowSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting and unique new adventure!

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in payouts! With more opportunities present, including giveaways, events, and more!

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/HallowSkies

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today and using /link to link your discord account to your minecraft account. $500 in payouts!

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0bit Media

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

0bit SMP is going to be a community-driven server that will *hopefully* gain a lot of new unique features in the coming weeks. It is currently released and available through 1.18 (and possibly some other versions) with Java and is also available with Bedrock. The SMP has these features at this given moment (no specific order):

A tutorial on claiming lands, Ability to rent out / sell your claims / subclaims, Crates, Sell Wands, Chest shops, 0bit App Integration (Hub only)

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Smithy s sofa

bedrock, java, PvP, Survival, Teampvp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

This unique and Dedicated Server, is here with 1 main objective. Survive and Support your Team! This Semi-hardcore world, where you gain lives for killing others. The 1.18 Server has all the new amazing terrain and caves for you to explore with you friends.

The Server Has Two Team (RED vs BLUE), PVP is enabled and a life system installed, so if you dont protect your Team from the other, you may just fall. A Discord server runs parralel with the World, so you will never get bored. Talk to those, working with you or battle your ememies. Great Community and smooth gameplay!

Which Team are you? Red or BlueBedrock and Java Supported!

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✨ SERVER WITH MECHANISMS – CubeScar.com:19135 ✨ Minecraft server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

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cubescar.com:19135

Imperial Valor

Bedwars, KitPvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	6747
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Imperial Valor is a fun minigame server which offers Bedwars and Kitpvp but always expanding. We have a strict no pay to win policy and is developed very often! We hope for you to join soon!

play.imperialvalor.net

Citro Smp

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Citro Smp is a Minecraft smp inspired by Hermitcraft. Only people over the age of 12+ can apply.

There will be no usage of creative mode. (Not even from me, the owner.)

Anyone can apply. Applications over at : https://forms.gle/k7o84imm96opFnCZ7 Ip: hunda.gamename.net

The server currency is diamonds. It is cracked, but it has the usage of whitelist.

hunda.gamename.net

RedServer.su · HardTech Minecraft server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	212
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	7004	Dimension Hops:	1

A server for advanced techies who love complexity and long-term consistent development. You have to go from a primitive steam boiler to a fusion reactor and digital automated warehouses. Almost everything is allowed on the server. Make your home completely autonomous. Rise from a simple miner to the owner of a huge automated plant.

Cow Smp

Cross-Play, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Heyo!! Are you looking for a fully customized semi-vanilla SMP?? Then look no further, The cow SMP where players can enjoy their time with the wonderful server and members and its perks/Cool features that are added weekly!

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TheArmada

Creative, Cross-Play

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

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