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CraftyConvictsMC

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer! We got pigs that can do the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re actually pretty funny, not gonna lie).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!

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MCSnips2: The Snipping Snooty Serenade for Serious Players in 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, Biomancy, builder’s paradise, Custom Loot, cute animals, DIMENSION, Dungeons, dynamic trees, Exploration, hidden story, MCSnips2, Minecraft, Modded, nether roof, oceans, Other, Players, Quest, Redemption, serenade, Server, SNIPPING, Snooty, Trains, warp stone, Whitelist

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2

Overview:

Mission	An Epic Adventure Awaits
Features	Builder’s Paradise Dynamic Trees with Fruit Cute Animals Create with Trains Deeper Oceans Higher Nether Roof Biomancy Yung’s Better Everything with Custom Loot
Hidden Story	Unveil the Hidden Story through custom dungeons and clues

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?	Message anywhere for an invite
What is the main goal of the server?	To find and uncover the Warp Stone for redemption
What mods are included in the server?	Supplementaries, MrCrayfish’s Furniture, Roofs, Windows, and Doors, Yung’s Better Everything
Are there custom structures and loot?	Yes, there are enhanced structures and unique treasures

VaginalCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Chicken” that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because there’s a TNT rain dance party every Friday night)!

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RiggiMania Minecraft SMP: Why is /sp/ Obsessed?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!
Join us and witness the epic saga of Riggi, the mysterious player who has somehow managed to become the center of attention for the entire server. Some say he’s a wizard, others think he’s a time traveler from the future. All we know is that wherever Riggi goes, madness follows.

From building giant statues of himself to starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the wilderness, Riggi is a force to be reckoned with. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a front-row seat to all the mayhem and madness that he brings.

So why is /sp/ obsessed with Riggi? Because he’s the ultimate wildcard, the unpredictable element that keeps things interesting and keeps everyone on their toes. Join our server and see for yourself – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

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MineCraftMania

avoidance, binge watching, codependency, control issues, coping strategies, denial, emotional eating, ISOLATION, maladaptive coping, mental health awareness, MinecraftMania, negative self-talk, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, self harm, stress relief, substance abuse, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy coping mechanism, unhealthy habits

Are you tired of dealing with your unhealthy coping mechanisms in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only consequences are pixelated. Punch a tree to let out your anger, build a house to escape your problems, or just go on a rampage and blow everything up with TNT – the possibilities are endless! So come join us and let your inner demons run wild in a world made of blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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DownUnderWhaleCraft Server

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so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that lets you ride dolphins and fight off evil whalers? well, this server is like that but on steroids, mate. the australian government is so bummed out by japan’s whaling that they teamed up with us to create the ultimate whale-saving, dolphin-riding, block-building experience.
join us and help save the oceans while also building epic structures and battling sea monsters. plus, we have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and rare loot. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and make a splash on our server. the whales are counting on you, mate!

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UkrainianClashCraft

Border dispute, Claims, Clashes, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic incident, eastern europe, foreign relations, international relations, military confrontation, military engagement, military standoff, Moscow, political tension, Russian soil, security threat, territorial integrity, territorial sovereignty, Ukrainian troops, UkrainianClashCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battles between Moscow and Ukrainian troops on Russian soil! build your own bunker and defend against the enemy invaders or join the fight and conquer new territories! will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war zone? come find out on our server! bonus points if you can ride a bear into battle like a true Russian warrior! join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos!

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BrainPainCraft

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So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to be if you wanna like, not think too hard, ya know? Like, this new study says thinking can hurt, so why even bother, right? Just come join our server and like, chill out, man.
We got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds. And like, if you’re into building stuff, we got this one time where a player built a giant toilet that shot out fireworks every time you flushed it. It was epic, dude.

Plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. We have this one guy who only speaks in emojis and another guy who dresses up as a potato every Friday. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you wanna escape the pain of thinking and just have a good time, come join our server. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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MedusaCraft: Where you can stare at your screen for hours on end and still not turn to stone! 🐍

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MedusaCraft Server Overview

Server Name	MedusaCraft
Type	Survival
Features	Player-driven economy, grief protection, vote ranks, crate rewards
Server IP	play.medusacraft.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/tCxEfrkD3R
Store	http://store.medusacraft.org/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is MedusaCraft a pay to win server?

No, MedusaCraft is not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with opportunities to earn rewards through voting and in-game currency.

2. What can I expect in terms of protection for my builds?

MedusaCraft offers grief protection to help players safeguard their builds, homes, and land from unwanted griefing.

3. How can I earn vote ranks and crate rewards?

By regularly voting for the server, you can earn vote ranks and crate rewards that offer additional perks and benefits.

BossBusters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can defeat bosses and take over the mafia! That’s right, you can become the ultimate gangster in the world of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough, you also have the chance to become one of the strongest stand users in the series. Who knew Minecraft could be so epic? Join now and live out your wildest dreams in a world where anything is possible!

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