Join us for epic quests where you can use your smartphone to outsmart ancient civilizations and conquer kingdoms with the power of memes. Build your own time machine and travel to different eras to collect rare items and show off your futuristic gadgets.
But beware, there are dangers lurking in the past, from pixelated dinosaurs to medieval creepers. Will you survive and thrive in this wacky world where history meets hi-tech? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
U CAN DIG FOR STONE AND UNCOVER HIDDEN TREASURES LIKE DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS!!! MAYBE EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A LOST CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND RARE LOOT!!!
PLUS, U CAN BUILD UR OWN TEMPLE AND PRETEND U R AN ARCHAEOLOGIST UNCOVERING ANCIENT SECRETS!!! U CAN EVEN DRESS LIKE INDIANA JONES AND SWING FROM VINES LIKE TARZAN!!!
JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY EXPLORER IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!!! LET’S DIG, BABY!!! LET’S DIGGGGGG!!!!!!
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.
if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
we did a study and found out that listening to classical music can actually make u feel happier, like it’s some kind of antidepressant or something. it’s like your brainwaves are doing a little dance with the music, making everything in your noggin feel all good and stuff.
so, if u wanna join a server that will literally make u feel like you’re floating on a cloud of happiness, then come on over and join us! we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what more could u ask for? come join the fun!
Welcome to our Minecraft Vanilla SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server! Here, you can play Minecraft just like the creators made it. No mods, no changes, just pure Minecraft fun.
Our community is friendly and loves to play together. Whether you are an expert or new to the game, you will find a place here. We all like to build, mine, and explore. We play fair and help each other.
In our world, you can go on adventures, find hidden treasures, and face exciting challenges. Build big structures with friends or make a small, cozy home. The world is huge and full of possibilities.
We have a strict no-griefing rule. This means your creations are safe, and no one can destroy them. Our team is here to help with any problems and keep the server running well. We also make regular backups, so your work is always safe.
We often have fun events and challenges. From building contests to survival games, there is always something exciting to do. Our Discord server lets you chat with other players, even when you’re not in the game.
Join us today and be part of our wonderful community. Play Minecraft in its purest form on our Vanilla SMP server. Adventure, fun, and new friends are waiting for you!
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| Season | Season 5 |
|---|---|
| World Reset | Reset about a month and a half ago |
| Policy | Be fair and be decent – no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama |
| Mods Allowed | Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo |
| World Reset Countdown | Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join? | Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted! |
| What are the rules on the server? | The rules include being fair and decent, no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama. Building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged. |
| What mods are allowed on the server? | Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo are allowed. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | While the server focuses on a mature community, players ranging from 13 to 40+ are welcome. Younger members are allowed if they can behave maturely and show they can follow the rules. |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.
Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added a new feature where every time you mine diamond ore, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music. Get ready to boogie down while you mine!
Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Our free companies are so powerful, they can summon dragons to do their bidding. Join one and become a dragon tamer in no time!
Moonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th): During this event, all players will be transformed into fire-breathing dragons for a day. Burn down your enemies and claim victory in epic battles!
Meetups: Join us on August 10th for a casual CC Sync Meetup at the Wolves’ Den Pier. We’ll be dancing on top of the ship while wearing cat costumes. It’s gonna be purrfectly hilarious!
Previously: We once had a meetup where a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake. It attracted so many mobs that we had to fight them off with nothing but our trusty diamond swords and a whole lot of frosting. Join us for more crazy moments like this!
Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and have a stress-free celebration. Say “I do” without worrying about your sister trying to steal your thunder. Plus, our virtual weddings come with a built-in mute button for any unwanted announcements.
Don’t let your special day be ruined by someone else’s need for attention. Join our server now and say “I don’t” to pregnancy announcements at weddings!
Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows that drop enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a fan of watching grass grow, in which case, maybe this server isn’t for you.
