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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3948 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
And get this – our server is actually run by a group of sentient potatoes. Yeah, you read that right. Potatoes with brains. They’re super chill though, always making sure everyone is having a good time and that there’s plenty of cake for everyone.
If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and floating islands made of cotton candy. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and bust out their best dance moves?
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a unicorn riding a rainbow, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the chickens wear sunglasses and the zombies throw epic rave parties? It’s a total blast, dude.
