historical meme – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

No oooo I’m going to die if I don’t… Minecraft SMP

alone, anxiety, Communication, coping mechanisms, Die, dont, emotional health, fear, Gaming, Girlfriend, handle, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Npc, oooo, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-sufficiency, smp, Social Skills, Support, video games

Are you tired of being an NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the hero of your own story! No more dying because you don’t have a girlfriend, here you can build a whole harem of pixelated princesses!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonders and never be an NPC again!

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Gilded Dragons

Discord, Economy, email, Gilded Dragons, mc.gildeddragons.com, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Support, Survival

An awesome survival experience

mc.gildeddragons.com https://discord.gg/wBAbEYH7Fn For support email [email protected]

76.164.198.165

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Woke Minecraft Server – Too cool for your standards!

Campaigns, controversial, Cool, critique, culture, decision, Diversity, Entertainment, Experience, Gaming, Inclusivity, menu, Minecraft, perspective, Play, Political Correctness, progressive, Server, social justice, Standards, too woke, video game, Woke, woke game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old menu options? Well, look no further because our server’s menu alone will blow your mind! From rainbow-colored blocks to flying pigs, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our campaigns are so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join forces with a team of ninja turtles to defeat an army of evil llamas, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

ai art, AI community, AI perfection, AI porn, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, ai technology, AI threads, Catbox galleries, Editors, Experience, Fapping, gooners, Image Generation, Minecraft, Naked Dogeza Edition, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion directors, Ultimate

Welcome to the most fapping-focused, AI perfection plapping server you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Are you a prompter looking to edit some AI pornmommy content? Or maybe you’re a Stable Diffusion director seeking out some NovelAI artists to collaborate with? Look no further, because this server has it all!

Join us for the Naked Dogeza Edition, where we take AI slop to a whole new level. Our members are gooners, PLAPpers, and everything in between. We have no limits here, as long as you follow the site rules (and maybe bring a sense of humor).

If you’re looking for a server where you can let your AI fantasies run wild, then this is the place for you. Who needs regular Minecraft gameplay when you can join us for some outrageous AI shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

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PairvolSMP

building, Community, Connect, creations, Custom spawn, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, hang out, laid back, minecraft world, pairvol, Players, PvE, Server, Survival, survival mode, Ultimate, Viewers, voice chat, Welcoming

Welcome to PairvolSMP, the ultimate Survival Mode server where the community comes together! Join me, pairvol, and other players in an exciting and laid-back Minecraft world. Our server features simple voice chat, so you can easily connect and chat with me and fellow viewers as we build, explore, and survive together.

The server has a friendly, welcoming vibe with a nice, custom spawn area to get you started. Whether you’re here to hang out, build amazing creations, or just enjoy the game with others, PairvolSMP is the perfect place to connect, have fun, and be a part of the community.

play.pairvol.com

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SpeedCraft

BOXES, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, exclusive, KitPvP, Minecraft, Network, planet earth, PvP, Ranges, Server, single, speedcraft, Survival Games, Unique

SpeedCraft Network Single Server cpn Exclusive and Unique Ranges and Unique Boxes Mode: Planet Earth

45.126.208.235:25607

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Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Zone

Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Conspiracy Jones Over Here Minecraft SMP

#our guy, alternative narratives, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, deep state, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, investigative journalism, Jones, Minecraft, Mox, mysterious figures, PARANOIA, questioning authority, secret societies, skepticism, smp, suspicious behavior, truth seekers, uncovering the truth, underground movements, Whistleblower

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of Mox, the unlikely hero who went from mining dirt to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, he loves his iron swords). Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with his beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.” Plus, he’s the only player who can successfully navigate the Nether without getting lost (seriously, we’ve all tried and ended up in a lava pit). So come join us and see if you can dethrone Mox as the true king of the server!

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Vanilla Play

Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPlay is a Vanilla survival oriented server, very close to classic survival!

Authorized farms Anti-grief Latest version (1.21)

Here there is no:

Grief Economy Quests Professions Enchants cheats

mc.vanillaplay.fr

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

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