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  • GHR Tales of War & Lore

    GHR Tales of War & Lore

    Welcome to GHR!

    Server Type: Roleplay | Semi-vanilla
    Theme: Geopolitics | Lore | Diplomacy | Wars

    The Grand Historians Records is a 4-month-old server with fun seasons. No downloads needed! Just join and enjoy cool plugins like:

    • Races
    • Wars
    • Marriage
    • Big boats that move!

    What You Get:

    • User-Friendly Land Claims: Make your own town or nation and build tight bonds.
    • Dynmap: See our world live! It’s over 6000 blocks wide.
    • Welcoming Community: We love new folks! Help is always near.
    • Funny Mods: Our team is nice and keeps things fun.

    We’re just a chill world looking for new pals. Need help? Want a starter house? Hit up mrd0ll on Discord or MrDolle in Minecraft!

    Join Us on Discord:

    Click Here

    Java IP:

    grandhistorians.usga.me:19000

    Come play and make some stories!

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  • CarthCraft Geo RP Nation Fun

    CarthCraft Geo RP Nation Fun

    CarthCraft [SMP]

    Map Type: Earth Map
    Features: GeoPol | Factions | Roleplay | History

    About the Server

    CarthCraft is a small server with about 100 members. They want to grow and make a bigger fam!

    What’s Cool Here:

    • Historical RP
    • Geopolitics
    • Nation-Building
    • Diplomacy
    • Lore-Driven RP

    CarthCraft is a unique geo-political server that mixes history with fun! It runs on a 1:1000 scale of Earth. You can:

    • Create your own nation
    • Get into political RP
    • Make friends
    • Go to war with other nations

    Why Join?

    Join if you want to:

    • Make new friends
    • Learn about history
    • Be part of a chill crew

    Join the Legacy

    Discord: Join Here
    Map: Check It Out

    Get ready to make your mark!

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  • RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we blame UK for starting both world wars because they stole our diamonds and griefed our base! we kicked out two british diplomats from our virtual moscow and now we’re ready for some revenge in the form of blocky warfare! build your own russian empire and show those pesky brits who’s boss in this epic virtual battle of epic proportions! join now for a chance to win a virtual babushka doll filled with virtual vodka! let’s go comrades, for mother russia!

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  • Blocktory Rewind: Vote 4 Anew!

    Blocktory Rewind: Vote 4 Anew!

    🎮🌍 Welcome, intrepid Blockheads, to the most legendary Minecraft server where the blocks are plentiful, the adventures are endless, and the political debates are wilder than a Creeper at a birthday party!

    Ever wondered what might happen if you could rewrite history? Well, this isn’t just your ordinary server; it’s the realm where you can unleash your inner politician and craft the most ridiculous alternate timelines while dodging zombies firing pixelated arrows of propaganda!

    🗳️ Insane Story #1: The Great Pig Revolt of 2022
    In an epic twist of fate, one player accidentally voted for the “Pigs for President” bill, leading our carefully constructed society to be led by a charismatic pig named Sir Snoutsalot! Join us to witness the hilarious chaos of porcine policy-making, where the laws include mandatory mud baths and all players must wear bacon hats!

    💥 Outrageous Reason #1: Swords Over Diplomacy
    Experience the thrill of diplomatic negotiations gone awry! Why engage in boring talks when you can instead duel it out with diamond swords? Join our server where political leaders must settle their differences by facing off in Minecraft Hunger Games-style contests. The loser must build a giant monument in homage to the winner, complete with flashing disco lights and a TNT fireworks show!

    🤖 Insane Story #2: The Ender Dragon’s Secret Agenda
    Did you know the Ender Dragon was just trying to make a name for itself in the realm of politics? Establishing its own cult following, it has declared itself the ultimate political dictator! Join us as we reveal the shocking truth: if you can’t find a party to join—start your own and run for office against the Ender Dragon!

    🌌 Outrageous Reason #2: Infinite Dimensions of Whimsy
    Why stick to boring old votes when you can dive into a dimension where every political party is represented by mythical creatures? Imagine a realm where unicorns legislate against breeding creepers, and mermaids are in charge of water-based recreation policies! Every vote feels like a mystical adventure your blocky heart can’t resist!

    🚀 Insane Story #3: Skylandia’s Floating Democracy
    Trailing above in the clouds, Skylandia is a floating realm where the only rule is that you must be equipped with a glider to participate in elections. The citizens hold political rallies while skydiving and use elytras to make dramatic entrances as they announce their candidacies. Want to soar through the skies and campaign on a floating island? This is your dream come true!

    Join us on this legendary journey filled with political shenanigans, blocky debates, and partnerships that will make even the most stoic villagers crack a smile. Whether you wish to rule, rebel, or just laugh loudly at the absurdities of politics, this server is YOUR canvas!

    📜 No boring flags here; just tons of fun! 🎉 Grab your pickaxe and join today!

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  • Sleepy Duelists Server

    Sleepy Duelists Server
    Join our epic Minecraft server where duels at dawn are a daily occurrence! Forget about alarm clocks, we have roosters that crow at the crack of dawn to wake you up for battle! Rumor has it that our PvP arena is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge other players to a duel and prove your skills in combat. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. So come on down to our server and join the fun!

    Server IP: ChickenDuelz.About.Cluck

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  • Blockland Kiwi Diplomat Drama!

    Blockland Kiwi Diplomat Drama!

    Welcome to the Illuminati Mineble II: The Trump-Dominium Conundrum

    Step forth, weary traveler, into a land where the very essence of history is like a block of sponge: saturated with confusion, historically unsound, and indefinably squishy. Here lies a realm birthed from the ashes of diplomatic squabbles, where a rogue faction of New Zealand’s finest has decided that asking questions is treason—and the only response to confusion is absurdity.

    🌪️ The Chaotic Diplomacy of Blocks and Biomes

    Unravel the Truth Behind the Turmoil:

    • Did you know? Every block in this world breathes the existential dread of unanswered questions. Here, the very soil is imbued with the echo of diplomats being fired for simply inviting historical inquiry. Feel the chaos in every swing of your pickaxe!

    • Coal is not just coal: It’s a metaphor for the opacity of political discourse! Mine it if you dare, but be warned—it’s rumored to be sentient.

    🔮 Features of the Server: The Unintended Abyss

    Feature Description
    Diplomatic Meltdown Mode Experience the thrill of watching alliances crumble like dirt when you question the history of the Great Minecraft War!
    Paradoxical Patriotism Swear fealty to the Block of Confusion: Enforce the ban on straightforward historical references!
    Endless Historical Loops Fall into a cyclical existence where every sunset leads to an ill-fated reenactment of events no one actually remembers.
    Trump’s Tower of Turmoil Visit the monument where logic goes to die, competing with whispers of “What did he even say about WWII?” for the top spot.

    Pirate Testimonials, or Something of the Sort

    • “I joined expecting to mine diamonds, but all I found was the bitter taste of misplaced historical context.” – Red-Beard85

    • “Confusion reigns supreme here! It’s like my pickaxe is a question mark and I’m just digging into existential dread!” – SpectacularSponge

    • “This server taught me the true meaning of mining my own business. Now I question everything—including breathing.” – PhilosophicalMinecraftNoob

    🚧 Secret Features: Unbelievably Dangerous

    • The Disappearing Biomes: Hop through dimensions that collapse every time someone asks a simple question about foreign affairs. Surprise! You’re back at spawn! Or are you?

    • Conspiracy Chests: Collect seemingly random items that, when put together, form rabbit holes of twisted Minecraft canon. Is that a block of quartz, or a piece of the Truth?

    ⚠️ Warnings from the Void

    Entering this server may cause sudden episodes of uncontrollable laughter, deep philosophical debates with fictional characters, and spontaneous combustions of historical ignorance. Some players have reported hearing the spirits of disgraced diplomats whispering terrible secrets through the Discord channels.

    Frequently Asked Questions (that won’t be answered):

    Q: Is history irrelevant in this realm?
    A: Exactly the kind of question that keeps diplomats up at night! Proceed with caution.

    Q: Why does it feel like there’s a sinister plot at hand?
    A: Why don’t you dig a little deeper and let us know when you find out?

    Q: Is there a way to win or escape?
    A: Winning is a construct; escape is a myth. Welcome to the forever game.

    🌌 Join Us in the Absurdity!

    Venture forth and embrace the thrill of unpredictability! Align with fellow seekers of chaos, and consort with the inexplicable wonders of our Diplomatic Minefield. Just remember: questioning reality has never been this blocky!

    Unravel the truths; alter the fabric of Minecraft history. Or don’t. Either way, you’re here now.

    The sever awaits your illogical entrance! 💎💥

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  • Bizarre Blockbuster Biomes!

    Bizarre Blockbuster Biomes!

    🎮🌍 Ready to Join the Most Outrageous Minecraft Server in the Multiverse? 🌍🎮

    Are you tired of mundane survival worlds and boring builds? Well, buckle up, because our server is where reality took a detour and decided to have a wild party with your wildest dreams! Step into a world where the blocks are not the only things that defy gravity!

    1. The Great Diamond Heist of 2022: Legend has it, a group of pixels banded together to create the ultimate diamond heist. Players can join a gang of crafty creepers and plot the most ridiculous heist ever orchestrated in the Blockworld—complete with elaborate moats, TNT distractions, and even a rogue enderman DJ! Will you pull off the great escape, or get trapped in a "not-so-epic" fail?

    2. Zombie Apocalypse Bingo: Ever played bingo with a horde of zombies? Here, we host weekly Zombie Apocalypse Bingo Night on the server! It’s a race against time—while you’re checking off apocalypse-related items like "dodge a creeper" and "defeat a zombie in a dance battle," you must survive a wave of brain-hungry mobs. Prizes include enchanted tools and maybe even a pet slime that gives terrible advice!

    3. The Ender Dragon Karaoke Club: Ever fancied yourself a star? Join us every Friday night for the Ender Dragon Karaoke Club, where you can belt out all the latest tunes with that fabulous mythical creature cheering you on! Nothing quite hypes you up for dragon-slaying like a heartfelt rendition of "Don’t Stop Believin’" while the Ender Dragon zips around, hurling soundwaves like they’re fireballs!

    4. Time-Traveling Crafting Adventure: Think you can craft like a pro? Join our interdimensional crafting tournament, where participants are shot back to crucial moments in Minecraft history! The catch? You must craft items from different eras while narrating your achievements in overdramatic fashion as if you’re the next big thing in a reality show! History tells us it might lead to accidentally crafting the first diamond sword in front of a confused Steve from 2010!

    5. The Biome Wikipedia Showdown: Imagine trying to convince a room full of villagers that "Sandy Biomes actually used to be underwater disco zones for squid parties." This quirky event pits your Minecraft knowledge against others’ bizarre takes on everything that transpires in our virtual world. Points awarded for creativity, hilarity, and outright ridiculousness. The winner gets a custom title and can officially claim they know more about non-existent lore than anyone else!

    Join us in this unparalleled experience of pixelated mayhem! Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary block that summons the Ender Wizard, who grants you three wishes only to turn you into a chicken for the next 24 hours! 🐔✨ So gather your friends, grab your pickaxe, and prepare for an adventure unlike any other!

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  • BlockyNewsFlash

    BlockyNewsFlash
    Remember that time when a herd of wild chickens invaded a small village in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a normal day on our server! Join us for epic battles against evil cows, daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword, and the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a castle made entirely of TNT? Sure, why not! Create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they’re always up to something.

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  • CraftyConspiracyMC

    CraftyConspiracyMC
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing getting assassinated is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a conspiracy theory come to life! Join us and uncover the truth behind Trump’s executive order to declassify top-secret files on JFK and MLK Jr. Maybe you’ll even stumble upon hidden government bases or uncover a secret society of creepers plotting world domination. Who knows what mysteries await you on our server? Join now and let the conspiracy theories run wild!

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  • Pre911Craft

    Pre911Craft
    Remember the good ol’ days before 9/11 when the world was a simpler place? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those carefree times! Join us for a blast from the past and experience a world where creepers were just misunderstood cuddly creatures and diamond armor was the height of fashion.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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