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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3321 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
join our epic minecraft server where the year is always below 32 and dates are a total mindf*ck! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story, bro. but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest diamond blocks that sparkle like a disco ball on steroids. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and endless possibilities. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
