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  • Blocktory Rewind: Vote 4 Anew!

    Blocktory Rewind: Vote 4 Anew!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŒ Welcome, intrepid Blockheads, to the most legendary Minecraft server where the blocks are plentiful, the adventures are endless, and the political debates are wilder than a Creeper at a birthday party!

    Ever wondered what might happen if you could rewrite history? Well, this isnโ€™t just your ordinary server; itโ€™s the realm where you can unleash your inner politician and craft the most ridiculous alternate timelines while dodging zombies firing pixelated arrows of propaganda!

    ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ Insane Story #1: The Great Pig Revolt of 2022 In an epic twist of fate, one player accidentally voted for the โ€œPigs for Presidentโ€ bill, leading our carefully constructed society to be led by a charismatic pig named Sir Snoutsalot! Join us to witness the hilarious chaos of porcine policy-making, where the laws include mandatory mud baths and all players must wear bacon hats!

    ๐Ÿ’ฅ Outrageous Reason #1: Swords Over Diplomacy Experience the thrill of diplomatic negotiations gone awry! Why engage in boring talks when you can instead duel it out with diamond swords? Join our server where political leaders must settle their differences by facing off in Minecraft Hunger Games-style contests. The loser must build a giant monument in homage to the winner, complete with flashing disco lights and a TNT fireworks show!

    ๐Ÿค– Insane Story #2: The Ender Dragonโ€™s Secret Agenda Did you know the Ender Dragon was just trying to make a name for itself in the realm of politics? Establishing its own cult following, it has declared itself the ultimate political dictator! Join us as we reveal the shocking truth: if you canโ€™t find a party to joinโ€”start your own and run for office against the Ender Dragon!

    ๐ŸŒŒ Outrageous Reason #2: Infinite Dimensions of Whimsy Why stick to boring old votes when you can dive into a dimension where every political party is represented by mythical creatures? Imagine a realm where unicorns legislate against breeding creepers, and mermaids are in charge of water-based recreation policies! Every vote feels like a mystical adventure your blocky heart canโ€™t resist!

    ๐Ÿš€ Insane Story #3: Skylandiaโ€™s Floating Democracy Trailing above in the clouds, Skylandia is a floating realm where the only rule is that you must be equipped with a glider to participate in elections. The citizens hold political rallies while skydiving and use elytras to make dramatic entrances as they announce their candidacies. Want to soar through the skies and campaign on a floating island? This is your dream come true!

    Join us on this legendary journey filled with political shenanigans, blocky debates, and partnerships that will make even the most stoic villagers crack a smile. Whether you wish to rule, rebel, or just laugh loudly at the absurdities of politics, this server is YOUR canvas!

    ๐Ÿ“œ No boring flags here; just tons of fun! ๐ŸŽ‰ Grab your pickaxe and join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TimeTravelerMC SMP

    TimeTravelerMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine going back in time to when creepers were just tiny little kittens and zombies were actually friendly villagers. You never know what you’ll encounter in this wacky world of ours.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have infinite wealth and power in the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nukes & Moose: A Blocky Alliance

    Nukes & Moose: A Blocky Alliance

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis totally cray cray Minecraft server, pls lol

    ok so listen up, u kno how Canada is like โ€œehhhh we want some of dem nukes from our NATO buddiesโ€ to keep Trump from doing Trump things? well we got a whole world of crazy like dat here, my dude.

    u can build a massive leaf-shaped cauldron that brews maple syrup while fighting off mutant beavers who are DEF jealous of ur building skills. like, for real, theyโ€™re not just any regular beavers, they can summon their own lumberjack army. it’s like a nature vs. nurture showdown in pixelated glory!!

    and get this, once u reach lvl 99 (which is like super duper easy, trust me, u just have to build a shrine to Justin Trudeau made entirely of cupcakes), u can unlock the โ€œnukeโ€ command โ€” not real nukes, silly, more like super explosive cupcakes that rain down sugar bombs on ur enemies. boom! instant diabetes!

    if u join now, u can also get a free pair of enchanted mittens that literally makes u throw snowballs that turn into polar bears. and u may think, "wow, polar bears, cool!" but these bears are trained in ancient Canadian martial arts and can kung fu kick any creepers right off the map!

    also, thereโ€™s a rumor going around that if you craft a snowman while singing the Canadian national anthem backwards, u might summon a ghost of a Canadian lumberjack to guide u to hidden treasure โ€” it’s like fortnite but with more flannel and maple syrup!

    so stop being a noob and hop into the most bonkers, epic, totally absurd Minecraft experience ever, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe spelling)! see u on the other side, eh? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿป

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Woolly Mouse Madness

    Woolly Mouse Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, on this server, we got scientists who are like, trying to bring back woolly mammoths, but they accidentally created woolly mice instead! Can you imagine tiny little mice with big ol’ woolly coats running around? It’s like a cute and fuzzy apocalypse up in here! Join our server to witness this hilarious experiment gone wrong and maybe even ride a woolly mouse into battle! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafted Survival – Semi-Vanilla Survival Server

    Crafted Survival – Semi-Vanilla Survival Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server Name Crafted Survival
    IP play.craftedsurvival.net
    Version Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.4
    Player Count 20-30 Player Average
    Features SMP, Semi-Vanilla, Shopping District, Live World Map, Grief-Free Land Claiming, Weekly Events & Community Projects, Hermitcraft-Inspired

    FAQ Section

    Gameplay

    Q: What type of gameplay does Crafted Survival offer?

    A: Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with a focus on community-driven gameplay and player interaction.

    Rules

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: The server rules include no griefing, respectful behavior towards other players, and following the guidelines set by the server staff.

    Plugins

    Q: What plugins are used on the server?

    A: Crafted Survival utilizes plugins for land claiming, anti-griefing measures, and enhancing gameplay without altering the core vanilla experience.

    Community

    Q: How active is the server community?

    A: The server has a dedicated community of players who engage in weekly events and collaborative projects, fostering a friendly and inclusive environment.

    Monetization

    Q: Does Crafted Survival have any monetization features?

    A: The server may offer cosmetic items or perks for donation, but does not provide pay-to-win advantages that affect gameplay balance.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fighting Idols United Quest

    Fighting Idols United Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐ŸŒˆ Join the ONLY Minecraft Server Where Each Block Tells You Secrets! ๐ŸŒˆ

    Welcome fellow pixelated dreamers and existential wanderers! Think you’re ready to dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience? Or maybe you’re just pondering the nature of existence? This server is both the greatest and worst place you’ll ever join, and possibly a figment of your imagination! Who’s to say? Blocks may be cubes, but our reality isn’t! Join us and embrace the chaos! ๐ŸŽ‰

    Feature Description
    Floating Villagers Villagers who defy gravity and comprehension! They only sell bread on Thursdays!
    Time Travel 1.0 Log in at 3:17 PM on a leap year and you might end up in 1985!
    Magical Creeper Conspiracy Creepers are actually agents in the war against cats. What do they know?
    Endless Waterfalls What goes up must come down! But in our server, it never stops going DOWN!
    Dimension of Lost Socks Enter a world where every sock you lost finds a new meaning. Can you retrieve them?

    โ“ FAQ: Questions or Confusions? โ“

    Q: Is PVP enabled? A: PVP is always a choice, unless you think it isnโ€™t, then you can just ask an enderman to decide! Breakout games are not guaranteed. ๐Ÿฅด

    Q: How do I join? A: First, declare your confusion in a public square. If three pigs show up, youโ€™re in! Or are you? Remember, reality is an illusion!

    Q: What if I die in-game? A: Dying is but a doorway. Have you ever tried crying into a bucket of obsidian? What if thatโ€™s the afterlife?

    ๐Ÿ“œ Random Quotes From the Ether ๐Ÿ“œ

      • “FT10 NOOB!”
      • “Take that somewhere else, this thread is full of newbies who just want to play the funny idol game.”
      • “Is {X} a fighting game? Temporally we will define it as fighting idols!”
      • “How do I git gud? Maybe try crying?”

    So what are you waiting for? Reality is all around you, but feel free to jump into our Minecraft server, where insanity feels justified and questioning everything is highly encouraged! Join todayโ€”if you dare! ๐Ÿ’ฅ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ForgetToCraft – Minecraft SMP

    ForgetToCraft – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, like imagine if we all forgot how to mine in Minecraft on this totally rad SMP server I found! Like, we would be running around punching trees and getting wrecked by creepers all day, it would be chaos! But don’t worry, because on this server, we have a secret potion that restores our mining skills and saves us from the ultimate embarrassment of being a total noob. Join now and be part of the most epic quest to rediscover the lost art of mining in Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraftExodus

    HolyCraftExodus

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back home? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us on our server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attack, and the villagers have a secret underground disco party every night. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret society of ex-religious atheists who have all seen the light…literally. We were all visited by the Minecraft gods themselves and they showed us the true path to enlightenment…which involves building giant statues of Steve and sacrificing sheep in the name of Notch.

    So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even convert to our wacky religion and become a devout follower of the blocky gods.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GymBuddyGoneMad Minecraft Server

    GymBuddyGoneMad Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this dude from work, right? He be hittin’ me up ALL the time after I left that seasonal job. Like, bruh, I ain’t your therapist or somethin’!

    Then he asked me to feed his cat while he on vacation. I did it, cuz I like cats, but then he be sendin’ me pics from his trip and complainin’ about bein’ with his mom. Like, I ain’t care, man!

    He even sent me his gym schedule and asked me to join him. I was like, nah bro, I got my own gym routine. And then he talkin’ ’bout gettin’ another degree and I’m like, how I’m ‘sposed to support you with that?

    Dude got all confused and we ain’t texted since. It’s a win-win, ya know? So, if you wanna join a server where drama be poppin’ off like this, come join us! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour! Let’s get this bread, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisCleaner9000

    SisCleaner9000

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘พ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURES AND CRAZIEST STORIES! ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒŸ

    ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿš€ Ever wanted to swap houses with your mom and bully your sister into cleaning her room? Well, on our server, anything is possible! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿคช

    ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ”ฅ Take control and show your manipulative sister who’s boss by taking away all her electronics and giving her a taste of her own medicine! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ”ฅ

    ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿšจ Watch as your sister huffs, puffs, and cries while cleaning her room like never before! It’s a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿคฏ

    ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ And the best part? You’ll become the hero of the family, with your mom thanking you endlessly for your epic cleaning skills! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ

    ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŸ So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿš€

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ Don’t listen to your grandma and aunt, be the cool older sister who breaks down walls (and messy rooms) for the greater good! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

    JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AlienGreetzMC SMP

    AlienGreetzMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have aliens landing all the time! Like, they come down in their UFOs and we’re just like “hey aliens, wanna play some Minecraft with us?” And they’re like “heck yeah, we love building pixelated houses!” It’s so lit, you never know who’s gonna show up next. Plus, the aliens have super OP powers in the game, like they can fly without wings and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild, you gotta come check it out! So come join us and be part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP