historical atrocities Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition

Caucasus region, Circassian people, CircassianCraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, Genocide, historical apology, historical atrocities, historical justice, historical memory, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, minority rights, political statement, recognition, reconciliation efforts, Russian Empire, Ukrainian parliament, War Crimes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.

also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, ancient history, Ancient Ruins, Archaeological Sites, banter, blocky, cover up, cultural heritage, damaged artifacts, Destruction, former rulers, historical atrocities, historical cover-up, historical destruction, historical evidence, Historical Mysteries, historical preservation, historical vandalism, locals, Minecraft, Revenge, Revenge Attacks, smp, Vandalism

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	3281
Players Killed by Monsters:	4232	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Towns Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crops Grown:	3819	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Animals Bred:	176	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyHolocaustEdu Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, British education system, CraftyHolocaustEdu, curriculum development, Education policy, educational reforms, educational standards, genocide awareness, historical atrocities, historical events, history education., Holocaust denial, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, human rights education, Jewish history, Minecraft, PM Starmer, political leaders, Server, UK curriculum, UK Government, world war II

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you wanna join cuz we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not even kidding, bro.

our server is like a magical land where you can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with your bare hands. it’s like a never-ending party where the blocks are made of candy and the trees are made of cotton candy.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most epic adventures ever, you gotta join our server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Leopold’s Loot Minecraft Server

African colonization, African History, Belgian history, Belgian monarchy, Colonial exploitation, colonial violence, Colonialism, Congo atrocities, Congo Free State, Dark History, European imperialism, Genocide, historical atrocities, Historical revisionism, human rights abuses, King Leopold II, Leopoldian legacy, Leopolds, Loot, Minecraft, redpill, Rubber trade, Server, White savior complex

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Farms Harvested:	546
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you ready to dive deep into the twisted world of King Leopold II? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through history as we uncover the shocking truths about this infamous ruler.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn about King Leopold II, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against his ghostly minions in epic PvP battles. Can you defeat the ghost of the tyrant himself?

Join us on this crazy adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! Who knew learning about history could be this much fun?

CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyHistory, dark chapters, dark moments, forgotten history, hidden past, hidden tragedies, historical atrocities, historical events, historical injustices, lesser-known history, lesser-known tragedies, Minecraft, national history, obscure past, obscured history, overlooked events, overlooked history, Server, suppressed history, tragic events, tragic occurrences, untold stories

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Emeralds Found:	6441	New Chunks Explored:	397161

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hidden secrets of your country’s dark past! Explore historically accurate replicas of infamous events, such as the time when a group of llamas took over the government and declared war on the chickens. Will you be able to survive the chaos and restore peace to the land? Join now and rewrite history in the most epic way possible!

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	62	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

Redstone Revolution

arms race, arms trade, China, defense industry, defense technology, Diplomacy, exchange, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, military tech, Redstone, revolution, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, Trade, US, war machine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1641	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret alliance with china and russia to take over the virtual world!! we trade military tech for supplies and make epic bases to conquer our enemies!! the US is so jelly of our power they can’t even handle it!! join now and be part of the most insane virtual war ever!! #minecraftmadness #virtualvictory

Factory Fast Charge Craft

#sustainability, Advanced technology, battery lifespan, CHARGE, charging, Craft, efficiency, electric vehicles, energy storage, FACTORY, Fast, high currents, improved performance, innovation, lithium ion batteries, long term benefits, Manufacturing, power management, rapid charging, renewable energy, research, scientific discovery, Technology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Void Armor Forged:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Yo, so like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we charge our lithium-ion batteries at high currents before they leave the factory! Why, you ask? Well, because it’s 30 times faster, bro! And get this, it increases battery lifespans by 50%! Can you imagine the power you’ll have in the game with those kinds of batteries?! It’s like having a diamond sword on steroids, man! So come on over and experience the electrifying fun on our server!

What is the IP for Doodle and Arkey Minecraft Server?

Arkey, brookhaven roblox, brookhavenrp, doodle, Minecraft, roblox, roblox brookhaven, roblox doors, roblox doors 2, roblox doors floor 2, roblox game, roblox new, roblox news, roblox shorts, roblox story, roblox story new, roblox storytime, robloxia, scary roblox game, Server, Troll Game Roblox, Trolling Arkey Roblox, Trolling My Friend in Roblox, Trolling Roblox

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo known for their innovative and creative approach to problem-solving. Doodle, a master doodler and illustrator, brings ideas to life with her unique artistic flair. Arkey, a tech-savvy whiz, uses his engineering skills to bring these ideas to reality. Together, they combine their talents to create whimsical and imaginative solutions to everyday challenges. Whether it’s designing a new invention or solving a tricky puzzle, Doodle and Arkey are always up for the task.

What are Minecraft servers like FlightSMP ?

#youtube, Chest Shops, discrod, Economy, Events, friendly community, gamer community, Grief Prevention, Jobs, minecraft server, newbie-friendly, Plugins, PvE, rank upgrades, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Silk-Spawners, Survival, Tebex, tiktok, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to FlightSMP include:

1. Skyblock – Skyblock offers a unique gameplay experience where players start on a small island and have to survive and thrive using limited resources. With challenges and goals to complete, Skyblock is a great server for players who enjoy a more challenging and strategic gameplay style.

2. Factions – Factions is a server where players can join different factions and work together to build bases, raid other factions, and conquer territory. With a focus on teamwork and PvP combat, Factions is a great server for competitive players looking for a more intense gameplay experience.

3. Survival – Survival servers offer a classic Minecraft experience where players can gather resources, build structures, and explore the vast world. With a focus on survival skills and creativity, Survival servers are perfect for players who enjoy a more relaxed and casual gameplay style.

4. Creative – Creative servers allow players to unleash their creativity and build amazing structures without the limitations of resources or survival challenges. With access to unlimited blocks and tools, Creative servers are great for players who enjoy building and designing unique creations.

5. Minigames – Minigames servers offer a variety of fun and exciting mini-games that players can enjoy with friends or other players. From parkour challenges to PvP battles, Minigames servers provide a fast-paced and dynamic gameplay experience for players looking for a break from the traditional survival or creative modes.

Overall, these similar Minecraft servers offer a range of experiences that cater to different playstyles and preferences, making it easy for players to find a server that suits their interests and keeps them entertained for hours on end.

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HypeCity

Adventure, Community, Creative, dirty stuff, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, imagination, Immersive, Jobs, Mafias, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Reality, Roleplay, Romania, RPG, Server, Unique Systems

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

HypeCity v2, a new mod minecraft roleplay server in Romania, with unique systems, interesting jobs, 3 important factions + mafias and dirty stuff. On HypeCiy imagination becomes reality and reality imagination so don’t miss the opportunity and enter too

play.hypecity.ro

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Blame, discrimination, Fault, Gender Roles, Genes, incel, insult, Involuntary, Labels, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, PALS, PIXEL, rejection, self esteem, Server, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, stigma, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4865
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of being called an “incel” in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where being an incel is not only accepted, but celebrated! We’ve created a safe space for all the involuntary celibates out there to build, mine, and craft to their heart’s content without any judgment.

Join us and experience a world where being an incel is a badge of honor. Build your own fortress to keep out all the chads and stacys, and mine for diamonds to show off to your fellow incels. Who needs love and companionship when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on down to our server and join the incel revolution. Let’s show the world that being an incel is not a curse, but a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might even find your incel soulmate in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Moocraft SMP: For Me, It’s Cows

agriculture, animal husbandry, beef cows, bovine creatures, cattle, cattle farming, cow appreciation, cow lovers, Cows, dairy cows, domesticated animals, farm animals, grazing animals, herd animals, Livestock, livestock farming, milk production, Moo, moocraft, pasture animals, Rural life, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real MVPs are the cows! That’s right, these four-legged beauties are the true rulers of the land. Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic cow battles, where they duke it out for dominance over the pastures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered fiend who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken King yourself? Only time will tell.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past? Watch out for his ghostly blasts as you navigate the world, and pray that you don’t become his next victim.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the cows reign supreme, the chickens are royalty, and the creepers are… well, still creepers. It’s a world like no other, and we guarantee you’ll have a blast (literally)!

CraftyQueerLand

ACCUSATION, body hair, Bodybuilder, Canada, Cheat, Cheating, CraftyQueerLand, destroy, Friends, Gay, Gay Men, Girlfriend, Glutes, gym, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, injury, Life, messages, sex

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mines Excavated:	2046

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can work on your glutes and find love at the same time? Look no further! Join our server where you can meet your gym buddy soulmate and hit leg days together twice a week.

Our server is filled with friendly gay men who will motivate you to pump those glutes and achieve the bodybuilder look of your dreams. Plus, we have a strict no body hair policy, because who needs body hair when you’re busy crafting your perfect physique?

But beware, drama may ensue! Just like in real life, relationships can get complicated on our server. Will your gym buddy accuse you of cheating with men just because you’re not in the mood for some post-workout fun? Will accusations of homophobia tear friendships apart? Find out on our server!

So join now and experience the wild world of gym romance, glute gains, and unexpected relationship drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

PastPalsCraft

Closure, Communication, Connection, Conversation, emotional, family member, forgiveness, Friend, healing, important person, inspiration, long lost conversation, mentor, missed opportunity, Nostalgia, past, PastPalsCraft, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, Role Model

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

If you could talk to an important person in your life from the past but haven’t done so yet, who would it be then? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually do just that! We have a special plugin that allows you to communicate with spirits from the past, so you can finally have that heart-to-heart with your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma Mildred. She’s got some juicy gossip to spill, let me tell ya! Join our server now and start chatting with your long-lost relatives today!

AquaCraft Minecraft Server

AquaCraft, Business, CASE, compliance, Corporation, Court, Environmental, Europe, Financial, Fine, French, lawsuit, Legal, Minecraft, mineral water, Nestlé Waters, payment, penalty, regulations, resolution, Server, SETTLEMENT

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Living Statues Befriended:	3

LOL OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A FINE FRENCH MINERAL WATER, BUT BETTER! WE GOT NESTLE WATER VIBES, BUT WITHOUT THE BAD PRESS! JOIN US AND PAY A €2 MILLION FINE TO RESOLVE ALL YOUR MINECRAFT WOES! WE GOT WATER, WE GOT MINERALS, WE GOT CASES OF GOOD TIMES WAITING FOR YOU! COME ON IN AND MAKE A SPLASH WITH US!