historical artifact Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrashCanTreasure

000-year-old, 2.., Abandoned, Ancient, Antiquity, archaeology, Archeological Find, art, BAG, cultural heritage, discovery, found, greece, Greek, historical artifact, Mystery, preservation, sculpture, Statue, trash cans, TrashCanTreasure, unearthed

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we found a 2,000-year-old greek statue abandoned in a bag near trash cans!! like wut?? u can come see it and take selfies with it while u build ur own greek temple in minecraft!! it’s like history meets creativity meets trash cans, u can’t miss out on dis wild adventure!! plus, rumor has it dat da statue is haunted by a greek ghost who will help u mine diamonds and fight creepers!! join now before da statue gets taken back by da trash collectors!! #trashcanadventures #greekgoddessghosts #minecraftmadness

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	75	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

MozartTeenBeats Minecraft Server

Baroque, classical, classical music, Composer, discovery, GENIUS, germany, Hidden Gem, historical artifact, historical find, library, Minecraft, Mozart, MozartTeenBeats, Music, music history, musical composition, musical genius., rare find, Server, Symphony, teenage prodigy, Young Talent

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

OMG, u gots to join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a secret portal to the library in Germany where Mozart hid his secret tunes! Legend has it, if u play his music while mining diamonds, u get super OP powers like flying on a pig and shooting rainbow lasers from ur eyes! Plus, we got a pet creeper named Wolfgang who loves to blow stuff up in rhythm with the music. Join now and be part of the Mozart madness!

SovietCarrierBurnsInLagoon

Chinese lagoon, chinese military, cnn, Cold War relic, historical artifact, historical preservation, international news, maritime disaster, military conflict, military technology, naval history, naval museum, naval power, naval warfare, Old aircraft carrier, Shipwreck, Soviet fleet, Soviet Navy, SovietCarrierBurnsInLagoon, warship

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we got an old soviet aircraft carrier burning in a chinese lagoon! why? cuz why not! u can explore the wreckage, fight off mutant sea creatures, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or radioactive waste, who knows)!

we got custom mobs like flying communist penguins and zombie cosmonauts, and u can even ride a giant vodka bottle into battle. build your own communist utopia or start a capitalist revolution, the choice is yours!

join now and experience the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind server. just watch out for the radioactive seagulls, they’re no joke.

AntikytheraCraft: Lunar Year Tracker

Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient technology, Antikythera mechanism, AntikytheraCraft, archaeological find, astronomical instrument, Astronomy, Calendar, celestial navigation, Evidence, Greek lunar year, historical artifact, Lunar, lunar calendar, Mechanism, new, research, scientific discovery, study, technological advancement, track, Tracker, year

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you know that ancient greek thingy that tracked the moon or whatever? well, we got one of those too, but it’s made out of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and get this, it actually works! like, you can track the moon and stuff on our server, how cool is that?

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and battle evil mobs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats? yeah, they’re super stealthy and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? it’s like, the most awesome place to play minecraft ever. come join us and let the adventure begin!

VintageCraft 1900s

1900s, aged, aged treasure, Ancient, ancient artifact, ancient object, ancient possession, antique, classic, collectible, Dated, family heirloom, Historic, historical artifact, Old fashioned, oldest item, relic, Retro, time-worn, Traditional, vintage, VintageCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6953	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to the past! Join us and you’ll find yourself face to face with the oldest things you’ve ever seen – we’re talking ancient relics from centuries ago!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to marvel at these historical treasures, but you’ll also get to interact with them in ways you never thought possible. Ride a dinosaur, battle a knight in shining armor, or even have a tea party with Marie Antoinette – the possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old diamonds and creepers when you can have time-traveling shenanigans?

Blocky Madness

automobile, blocky, CAR, controversial, controversy, Dark History, dictator, dictator’s car, germany, historical artifact, History, hitler, Infamous, INSANE, luxury, madness, museum piece, nazi, rare find, vintage, war crime, world war II

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Emeralds Found:	2547
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving Hitler’s actual car! Yes, you read that right. This server is so exclusive that we have managed to recreate Hitler’s car in Minecraft for you to drive around in. Who knew the dictator had such a love for blocky vehicles?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere down there. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re all friendly and love to be petted. Just watch out for the exploding hugs from the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

ReefRageCraft

bleaching event, CATASTROPHIC, climate change, conservation, coral bleaching, coral health, coral mortality, Coral Reefs, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, great barrier reef, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine life, ocean temperature, reef ecosystems, ReefRageCraft, scientific research, study

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	976	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s like the great barrier reef but without all the bleaching, unless you count our players who are so good they make the corals jealous. we got dolphins riding pigs, turtles building sandcastles, and mermaids trading diamonds for sea pickles.

our underwater city is lit af, with skyscrapers made of kelp and a subway system run by squids. you can even ride a giant seahorse to get around, just watch out for the kraken that likes to photobomb your selfies.

we have epic quests like finding the lost treasure of captain nemo and battling the evil sea witch who’s trying to turn all the fish into zombies. plus, every full moon we have a rave on the beach with DJ spongebob spinning the tunes.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the craziest underwater world you’ve ever seen. just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get wild.

Pixel Pyscho Party

delusions, drug use, drug-induced psychosis, dual diagnosis, Emergencies, emergency room, Hallucinations, hallucinogen, Hallucinogen-Related, mental health, mental illness, PARANOIA, Party, PIXEL, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, Pyscho, Risk, risk factors, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have hallucinogen-related emergencies every day!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing pink sheep flying around you! or building a house and a giant mushroom appears out of nowhere!

our server is so crazy, it’s like playing minecraft on acid! but don’t worry, we have trained professionals ready to handle any emergencies that may arise.

join us now for a wild ride and a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows! trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

Ls – Sj Start your journey Minecraft server

Adventure, clean, Connect, construction, discoveries, enhanced gameplay, Events, Explore, friendly community, Friends, Fun, gaming experiences, gaming space, Ls-Sj, Minecraft, new season, registration, travel, Vanilla, vanilla mode

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crops Grown:	3862
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4634
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	838	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

? Join the world of Ls-Sj! ?

? Server name: Ls-Sj

? IP: Ls-Sj.fun

? Season starts: 18.01 at 18:00

⚙️ Version: 1.21.1

? Mode: Vanilla+

We invite all Minecraft fans to explore our unique Ls-Sj server, where every adventure will be unforgettable! We’re creating the perfect gaming space for those who love clean, fun gaming experiences with some fun features thrown in!

✨ Why exactly Ls-Sj?

– Vanilla+ Mode: Enjoy the classic Minecraft gameplay with enhancements that will make your time even more fun!

– New Season: Don’t miss the chance to be part of our new season, which starts on January 18th! New products, interesting events and many friends await you!

– Friendly community: Here you will meet open and responsive players who are ready to help you in any endeavor.

– Convenient registration: To get onto the server, just fill out a short form on our website. This process only takes a few minutes and your application will be processed very quickly!

Don’t miss the opportunity to become part of our friendly family! Connect to us on January 18 at 18:00 via IP Ls-Sj.fun, register on our website and discover a world full of adventures and new acquaintances. Get ready for travel, construction and amazing discoveries in Ls-Sj!

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ls-sj.fun

MysticCraft Realm 1.20

999, big, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realm, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

OMG, join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like /vsj+/ but in blocky form! We got VShojo and vtubers like Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen! It’s like a virtual party, but with pickaxes and creepers! Build your own virtual world with these awesome streamers, it’s gonna be lit AF! And don’t forget to check out the official channels for even more fun! Come join us, it’s gonna be a block-tastic time! 🎉🔥🤪

NoBudsAllowedMC

baby, compromise, cost, couples trip, driving limitations, dynamics, dynamics change, exclusion, exclusionary trip, Friends, group trips, Itinerary, long distance, married couples, NoBudsAllowedMC, North America, pick up trucks, private moments, single friend, wild camping

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9096
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where you can rent pick-up trucks for wild camping with your closest friends, without any single friends ruining the vibe. No need to worry about someone 5th wheeling or changing the dynamics of your trip – this server is strictly for married couples only!

Experience the thrill of driving through virtual landscapes, setting up camp, and enjoying private moments with your partner before the baby questions start creeping in. Don’t compromise on your dream vacation – join our server and leave the single friends behind!

So, are you ready to embark on this epic journey with us? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyLoveGoneWrong

analyzing relationships, chemistry, Communication Issues, compatibility, CraftyLoveGoneWrong, DATING, dating advice, dating mistakes, emotional intelligence, first date, love, missed connections, missed opportunity, personal growth, rejection, relationships, romance, second chances, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crops Grown:	2836
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of being ghosted after the first date? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because our players are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to even think about dating! Join us and you’ll never have to suffer through another awkward first date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon tried to swipe right on it! So come on, join us and find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

CraftyComrades: From Russia with Love

arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, embassy reports, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international affairs, international relations, Israel, love, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military equipment, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2065	Crops Grown:	8995
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Void Gems Collected:	36
Animals Bred:	78	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6944	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, the other day, we had a whole army of chickens take over the spawn point. It was cluckin’ chaos, man.

And get this, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. I’m talkin’ diamond armor for days, bro. You wanna be decked out in bling? Join our server and you’ll be blinged out like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the epic battles we have? We’re talkin’ PvP like you’ve never seen before. It’s like a war zone out there, with players dukin’ it out for control of the land. You wanna be a warrior? Join our server and show ’em who’s boss.

So, like, why should you join our server? Because we’re the craziest, most insane Minecraft server out there. We got chickens, bling, and epic battles. What more could you ask for, bro? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Eternal Procrastination Zone

destructive force, ETERNAL, eternal consequences, eternal consequences of procrastination, eternal life, eternal life challenges, eternal procrastination, Existence, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality risks, laziness, life extension, long life, Longevity, procrastination, procrastination dangers, productivity, Time management, time wastage, Zone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5437
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	9681	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can live forever and never have to worry about gettin old or dyin!! u can procrastinate all u want cuz time dont mean nothin here!! u can build the biggest, baddest castle ever and never have to leave cuz u cant die!! join now and become the ultimate procrastinator in the land of eternal life!! #procrastinationnation #minecraftimmortality

Galactic FRB Outskirts – Dead Galaxy

ancient galaxy, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial objects, cosmic phenomenon, Dead, deep space, elliptical galaxy, Fast Radio Burst, FRB, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy classification, galaxy evolution, galaxy formation, galaxy origins, galaxy outskirts, galaxy research, outskirts, radio astronomy, radio signals, space exploration

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like outta dis world, literally! we got fast radio bursts comin from the outskirts of an ancient, dead galaxy. like, who knew u could find dat in minecraft, amirite? it’s like we’re bringin outer space to u, right in ur own lil blocky world. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so u better join now before u miss out on all da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like havin a blast and makin new friends in da most outta dis world way possible. so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s explore da galaxy together, one block at a time!

Ephemeral Echoes 1.21.2

“Youth, 1.21.2, aging, Echoes, ephemeral, feeling disconnected, feeling left behind, getting older, life passing by, life stages, Memories, missing out, Nostalgia, Reflection, Reminiscing, sad, short life, Stuck, teenager, time flies, Time management, time passing, time slipping away

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4606	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server!

We got pixelated pigs flying in the sky, diamond armor that makes you look like a blinged-out rapper, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up!

You’ll forget all about your sad real life when you’re building a castle with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, duh).

Plus, on our server, time doesn’t fly by, it’s like time is on pause so you can enjoy every moment of blocky bliss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and never worry about getting older or missing out on life again!