historical artifact Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrashCanTreasure

000-year-old, 2.., Abandoned, Ancient, Antiquity, archaeology, Archeological Find, art, BAG, cultural heritage, discovery, found, greece, Greek, historical artifact, Mystery, preservation, sculpture, Statue, trash cans, TrashCanTreasure, unearthed

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7367	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	330302	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we found a 2,000-year-old greek statue abandoned in a bag near trash cans!! like wut?? u can come see it and take selfies with it while u build ur own greek temple in minecraft!! it’s like history meets creativity meets trash cans, u can’t miss out on dis wild adventure!! plus, rumor has it dat da statue is haunted by a greek ghost who will help u mine diamonds and fight creepers!! join now before da statue gets taken back by da trash collectors!! #trashcanadventures #greekgoddessghosts #minecraftmadness

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Votes:	9612
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

MozartTeenBeats Minecraft Server

Baroque, classical, classical music, Composer, discovery, GENIUS, germany, Hidden Gem, historical artifact, historical find, library, Minecraft, Mozart, MozartTeenBeats, Music, music history, musical composition, musical genius., rare find, Server, Symphony, teenage prodigy, Young Talent

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragons Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

OMG, u gots to join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a secret portal to the library in Germany where Mozart hid his secret tunes! Legend has it, if u play his music while mining diamonds, u get super OP powers like flying on a pig and shooting rainbow lasers from ur eyes! Plus, we got a pet creeper named Wolfgang who loves to blow stuff up in rhythm with the music. Join now and be part of the Mozart madness!

SovietCarrierBurnsInLagoon

Chinese lagoon, chinese military, cnn, Cold War relic, historical artifact, historical preservation, international news, maritime disaster, military conflict, military technology, naval history, naval museum, naval power, naval warfare, Old aircraft carrier, Shipwreck, Soviet fleet, Soviet Navy, SovietCarrierBurnsInLagoon, warship

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4233
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

lol come join our minecraft server, where we got an old soviet aircraft carrier burning in a chinese lagoon! why? cuz why not! u can explore the wreckage, fight off mutant sea creatures, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or radioactive waste, who knows)!

we got custom mobs like flying communist penguins and zombie cosmonauts, and u can even ride a giant vodka bottle into battle. build your own communist utopia or start a capitalist revolution, the choice is yours!

join now and experience the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind server. just watch out for the radioactive seagulls, they’re no joke.

AntikytheraCraft: Lunar Year Tracker

Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient technology, Antikythera mechanism, AntikytheraCraft, archaeological find, astronomical instrument, Astronomy, Calendar, celestial navigation, Evidence, Greek lunar year, historical artifact, Lunar, lunar calendar, Mechanism, new, research, scientific discovery, study, technological advancement, track, Tracker, year

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crops Grown:	4992
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you know that ancient greek thingy that tracked the moon or whatever? well, we got one of those too, but it’s made out of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and get this, it actually works! like, you can track the moon and stuff on our server, how cool is that?

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and battle evil mobs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats? yeah, they’re super stealthy and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? it’s like, the most awesome place to play minecraft ever. come join us and let the adventure begin!

VintageCraft 1900s

1900s, aged, aged treasure, Ancient, ancient artifact, ancient object, ancient possession, antique, classic, collectible, Dated, family heirloom, Historic, historical artifact, Old fashioned, oldest item, relic, Retro, time-worn, Traditional, vintage, VintageCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to the past! Join us and you’ll find yourself face to face with the oldest things you’ve ever seen – we’re talking ancient relics from centuries ago!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to marvel at these historical treasures, but you’ll also get to interact with them in ways you never thought possible. Ride a dinosaur, battle a knight in shining armor, or even have a tea party with Marie Antoinette – the possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old diamonds and creepers when you can have time-traveling shenanigans?

Blocky Madness

automobile, blocky, CAR, controversial, controversy, Dark History, dictator, dictator’s car, germany, historical artifact, History, hitler, Infamous, INSANE, luxury, madness, museum piece, nazi, rare find, vintage, war crime, world war II

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving Hitler’s actual car! Yes, you read that right. This server is so exclusive that we have managed to recreate Hitler’s car in Minecraft for you to drive around in. Who knew the dictator had such a love for blocky vehicles?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere down there. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re all friendly and love to be petted. Just watch out for the exploding hugs from the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

CraftyMoscowFun

Conflict, CraftyMoscowFun, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, Indians, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, Moscow, Négotiation, New Delhi, political pressure, Recruitment, russian military, sanctions, South Asia, ukraine war

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you get recruited into the Russian military to fight in the Ukraine war. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, on our server, we promise you won’t get drafted into any real-life wars. instead, you’ll be fighting epic battles against creepers and zombies with your fellow Minecraft players. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real wars when you can have so much fun in the virtual world? come join us today and let’s build something amazing together!

ZombiePartsRUs

biological science, body parts, human anatomy, human body, life-saving procedures, long tail tags, medical advancements, Medical Ethics, medical miracles, organ donation, organ donors, organ failure, organ preservation, organ recipients, organ rejection, organ transplants, original owners, outlived, tissue donation, transplant surgery, ZombiePartsRUs

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to play on a server where the mobs drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds? Well, this is the place for you! We got pigs flying, literally. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re out here trading enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!

[Minewarcraft] PvE & PvP Open World (NEW GAMEMODE!)

Battles, character improvement, Expansion, Experience, fictional town, Fun, GOLD, Guilds, Herosane’s Wrath, Leveling, Minewarcraft, Mission, Missions, mmorpg, Mode, NCN Entertainment, Npcs, open world, PCs, Powers, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quest, Quests, Rewards, Story, valuable items, weapons, wow

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

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Tons of Fun with TownyCube – Beware of Cubes with Swords!

BEWARE, cubes, Earth Server Empire Nations War Plugins Features Vehicles Brewery AuctionHouse History Java Bedrock Compatibility Alliance Rivalries Lag Discord Dynmap VoteLinks, Fun, Other, Swords, TONS, TownyCube

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Server Name	TownyCube
Version	1.20
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock
Features	Vehicles, Brewery, AuctionHouse, and more
IP Addresses	townycube.netmc.townycube.netplay.townycube.net

FAQ

How do I join TownyCube?

You can join the server using one of the provided IP addresses: townycube.net, mc.townycube.net, or play.townycube.net. Bedrock support will be added in the future.

Do you have a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server with this invite link: Discord Invite

Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the main server website at: Main Server Website.

Can I see a map of the server?

Yes, you can view the server’s Dynmap at: Dynmap.

Are there voting links?

Yes, you can vote for the server at: Vote Links.

Can I join a specific group or nation on the server?

Yes, you can join different groups and nations on the server. For example, you can join the Free Territory of Ukraine by using the provided Discord invite: Discord Invite.

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

bored, Brainiac, certified genius, certified genius contributor, contributor, Creative, Expertise, fucking bored, GENIUS, GeniusCraft, GIFTED, intelligence, knowledgeable, mad, Minecraft, Online Community, out here, Server, Smart, TALENTED, Website, who else, ya boy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a certified genius.com contributor because only the smartest players survive in our insane world. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out life advice (trust me, he’s a wise old llama).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild, wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t be mad fucking bored, be mad fucking entertained on our server!

SwapCraft Minecraft Server

capacity, cells, Computer, computing, data, died, efficiency, Failure, Hardware, isolate, maintenance, Memory, Minecraft, Optimization, Performance, Server, SSD, Storage, Swap, SwapCraft, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of using too much swap causing total SSD failure! That’s right, we like to live life on the edge and push our hardware to the limit. And don’t worry, we haven’t figured out how to isolate it to the cells that died because where’s the fun in that? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that you’ll be talking about for days! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

NephewNinjaRunaways

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Deception, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial abuse, guardianship, intervention, loyalty, Mother, NephewNinjaRunaways, Nephews, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, runaway, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come join our server where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the zombies. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining.

Looking to escape a toxic environment? Our server is the perfect place to do just that. Leave behind the creepers in your life and come build a new one with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to keep your debit card away from any unemployed family members…

BirthdayCraft Minecraft Server

best birthday gift, birthday blessings, birthday celebrations, birthday gifts, birthday happiness, birthday joy, birthday love, birthday memories, birthday presents, birthday surprises, birthday wishes, BirthdayCraft, cherished memories, favorite presents, gift giving, memorable gifts, Minecraft, Server, special occasions, thoughtful presents, unforgettable moments

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Divine Spears Created:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Have you ever received a birthday gift so epic that it made you question reality itself? Well, imagine logging onto our Minecraft server and being greeted by a virtual parade of llamas wearing party hats and singing “Happy Birthday” in perfect harmony. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky, battle evil zombie clowns in a never-ending circus, and even meet a talking block of cheese who will give you valuable life advice.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing birthday gift of all time (without even having to wait for your birthday), then come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

CraftyDateNight

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Animals Bred:	98	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy dates? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to take your date on a budget! Imagine romancing your significant other under the stars, surrounded by pixelated pigs and cows. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you can impress your date with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions? Plus, our server is known for its legendary love potions that will make your date fall head over heels for you (Disclaimer: love potions may or may not actually work). So why waste your diamonds on overpriced dates when you can join our server and have the most memorable date night ever!

MapleCraft Server: Trudeau’s Traitors

Canadian MPs, Country, foreign interference, MapleCraft, Report, Server, Singh, traitors, trudeau, Trudeaus

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Votes:	5455
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

LOL U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION IN A TNT FACTORY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENCHANTED ARMOR UP THE WAZOO.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS MIXED WITH UNICORNS, THEY CAN MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. WANT A PET DRAGON? DONE. WANT TO FLY ON A PIG? EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES. RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND IT, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A MAGICAL LLAMA.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW OR YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE EPICNESS. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA BE A NOOB LIKE THOSE CANADIAN MPS WHO ARE APPARENTLY TRAITORS TO THE COUNTRY. JUST SAYIN’.